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Dundee United » United vs St.Mirren - Saturday 10th May » 10/5/2025 8:57 pm

Billy_Hainey
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That was loupin the day. The Midden looked the better side, and was getting worried they were gonna score 4 or 5.

Ok, there was a couple of sh1t decisions by the Officials. And it didna help that half their squad were 6 fut 9.

But seriously, we canna score 1 phuckin goal at Hame in front oe our ain supporters, against St phuckin Midden.

3 gehms post split, and not a phuckin point. 3rd place meh @rse.

Thoroughly p1ssed aff.

Dundee United » Prediction League 24/25 - Match Day #43 » 10/5/2025 12:21 pm

Billy_Hainey
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Dinna often post predictions, but 1-0 United, but still think we've had 3rd.

Dundee United » DUFC v Celtic - Saturday 26th April (12.30 PM) » 27/4/2025 10:14 am

Billy_Hainey
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That should the last oe the shell suit brigade we endure till next Season, unless of course yer gonna sit and puke waachin the Cup final.

Dundee United » DUFC v Celtic - Saturday 26th April (12.30 PM) » 26/4/2025 5:18 pm

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Half an oor in and we're facing up to them, probly the better side TBH then it turns grim. Nae other word fir it.

Disna matter wha yer playin, ye should be able to score at least a goal at yer Hame grund. (The Rubber Johnies managed it)

Lost coont oe the number oe times that Campbell gave the ba awa.

They're moaning aboot the price oe the tickets, then thir spendin £7 on bas and bowls oe fruit to throw awa. And HTF did they get the bas in. Were they ah wearing wifies wigs to look like underage pregnant lassies. If ye waant to protest, then jist dinna come. Wonderin how many oe these sickos spent money came thru to Dundee and didna even go to the gehm.

TBH left at 80 mins. Theyve won the Title here too many times. I wasna wanting to witness that. Was on the other side oe the Law aboot the time themfinal whistle woulda sounded, and thankfully never heard a thing.

Goal difference phucked.

Dundee United » Split Fixtures » 14/4/2025 5:36 pm

Billy_Hainey
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Surprise surprise.

Not for the 1st time. Love to beat these chunts. If we're not winning, I definitely won't be staying till the Final Whistle.

Dundee United » United vs St.Johnstone - Saturday 12th April » 12/4/2025 10:53 pm

Billy_Hainey
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redford_must_score wrote:

Billy_Hainey wrote:

Well I can say anything about the match, except that Ehm totally chuffed we the result.

Been no weel since Thursday, so was AWOL the day, so ye dinna had to listen to my Home match drivel.

Thankfully jist a minor ailment, but p1ssed off I couldna make it the day.

Like somebody stayed, canna believe that we might be hoping that the M0ngs and the BNBs get a result the moarn.

 
Hope you feel better soon Billy

Cheers Redford. Was feeling better when we scored, and even better when Allan Preston announced the Final Whistle.

Dundee United » United vs St.Johnstone - Saturday 12th April » 12/4/2025 8:30 pm

Billy_Hainey
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Well I can say anything about the match, except that Ehm totally chuffed we the result.

Been no weel since Thursday, so was AWOL the day, so ye dinna had to listen to my Home match drivel.

Thankfully jist a minor ailment, but p1ssed off I couldna make it the day.

Like somebody stayed, canna believe that we might be hoping that the M0ngs and the BNBs get a result the moarn.

Dundee United » Hearts vs United - Sunday 6th April (2.30PM) » 06/4/2025 9:45 pm

Billy_Hainey
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Over the moon.

TBH thought we'd get a point the day, but that's no saying that I thought we were'na good enough to baet Herts, just that following yesterday's result we the Midden, that Herts had mair to play fir.

Looking at the stats, we musta performed some great defending the day.

Great result fir abody. Well done to Jim and the lads.

Dundee United » Top 6 run in » 05/4/2025 6:21 pm

Billy_Hainey
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Beardy23 wrote:

will the fun get another trophy for putting the dabs in the top 6?

Ha ha Beardy. Ken. Tangerine hair-do will get MOTM the moarn.

Dundee United » Ross County vs Dundee United - Sunday 30th March (2.30PM) » 01/4/2025 5:28 pm

Billy_Hainey
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redford_must_score wrote:

RogerTheAlien wrote:

Arabdownsouth wrote:


 
On the flip side, if St Mirren don't win on Saturday then our top six place will be confirmed before we kick another ball.

 
Wanting Dundee and Rangers to do us a favour on Saturday, weird day.

 
Indeed. A St Mirren win and a United win is what we should be wanting. I'd be happy as fk to see them down again.

And Coonty Chunty tae.

Dundee United » Ross County vs Dundee United - Sunday 30th March (2.30PM) » 31/3/2025 2:15 pm

Billy_Hainey
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Beardy23 wrote:

Billy_Hainey wrote:

So am I right in saying we should defo get Tap 6 unless the Midden win the next 2 matches by a clear 7 goals.

not quite, we wold have to lose twice which is at least 2 off the goal difference, so they would only need to score 5 over their 2 games
 

Right enough Beardy.
 

Dundee United » Ross County vs Dundee United - Sunday 30th March (2.30PM) » 30/3/2025 9:35 pm

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So am I right in saying we should defo get Tap 6 unless the Midden win the next 2 matches by a clear 7 goals.

Dundee United » Dundee United vs Dundee - Sunday 16th March (3PM) » 17/3/2025 2:03 pm

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dyed in the wool wrote:

Totally forgot about this in the absolute shambles that ensued but has anyone seen a replay of Stephensons injury?

Clutching at straws that have long gone, but from where I was sitting in the ETL - at the time I'd have put my left bollock on the boy leading to Luca with an elbow.  I was phucking certain that it was a foul and should have been our freekick.

 

Spot on m8. Happened right in front of me. Elbowed in the side or the haed.

And how many times did that dehvin Sylla chunt get free-kicks for his sh1te. He wouldna need much coaching to join the French Olympic Springboard team.
 

Dundee United » Dundee United vs Dundee - Sunday 16th March (3PM) » 16/3/2025 9:10 pm

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Whar do ye start we this mess. As somedy says, over 20 years since they chunts won a League gehm at Tannadice.

1st Half performance was the worst this Season. Defending was loupin. Stephenson gets bushwhacked right in front oe me. Free-kick any day. Efter he's subbed we're no switched on and they b@stards go and score.

Still canna workoot how Walton spilled the ba fir the 2nd. No like him. Can only put it doon to the pace and mibbee a curl on the ba. Ferry didna look fit. Kept lossin the ba. Did it once too often and ended up gee-in them the 3rd goal. If it wisna for VAR, we'd be 5-1 doon.

Middletons goal was a topper.

2nd half was better, but no better enough.

Trapper scored a good ane. if only he'd had the bottle to treh the same in the 1st half when he had the ba in Dundee's box 3 or 4 times and hesitated. Ending up lossin the ba every time.

Questions need to be asked now eg. How the phuck we wir sittin in 3rd place in December and Hibs were sittin bottom, and now ....

Dundee United » A new United Anthem » 06/3/2025 9:25 am

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There's a brah sang called "Proud To Be An Arab" beh Ricky Ross, but huvna heard it fur a while, and TBH canna mind how it goes.

Think've got it on a CD someplace, but it's mair or a ballad and it's probly too slow fir what ye've got in mind Tek.

Dundee United » Aberdeen vs United - Sunday 2nd March (3PM) » 02/3/2025 11:15 pm

Billy_Hainey
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I wasna at the gehm and have only seen the highlights on Sportscene, but can assure you Ehm as seek as abody else,

Dundee United » David Dickenson » 27/2/2025 7:32 pm

Always_United wrote:

The officiating was undoubtedly terrible last night, no question there.

However I believe the screen was broken, so while Dickinson did initially rightly allow the goal, it was the VAR team who didn't, after their lengthy review.

As the screen was broken, I'm not sure what the protocol is, if VAR tell him they have reviewed it and there is clear and obvious evidence of an error (but he can't see it himself), I presume he has to accept their word, but maybe someone else can confirm.


A terrible decision, but for me the blame sits in the VAR studio, less so the ref.

Just spoke with an extremely close m8 who's a Ref in the Lowland League. From the horse's mouth "The protocol is, if the VAR Lineside Monitor is defective, the Match should be played without VAR".
 

Dundee United » United vs Hibs - Wednesday 26th February » 27/2/2025 11:38 am

Billy_Hainey
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Right. Heres my rant.

1 of the most sickening feelings this Season efter that gehm. We deserved at least a point. They were sitting 2nd bottom twa month ago.

Our own ineptitude.
Loose bas and oor passing was obvious. The number oe times we gave awa possesion. This p1ssing aboot alang the back. We're on a run, then stop  and pass back. Does nothing for me. Campbell was 1 oe the worst offenders. Offered nothing last night IMO. Whar was Middleton.

Dickhaed & co.
The deflection fir the coarner that leads to their 2nd that he gave as a Goal-kick was right in front oe me. Fiorinis kick blocked beh Moriah-Welsh Clearly the ba comes aff his fut. The GF lino did the same in the 1st half. Ba hit aff defenders shin. He flags fir a Goal-kick.

VAR
At nae time at any oe the VAR interventions did the Ref go to the VAR monitor. A lot oe rumour that the VAR monitor beside the dugoot wasna working. And here's me thinking that it was an integral part oe VAR. Well if it wisna working, should the gehm no have been played withoot VAR. And if it was working, then how the phuck did the Ref never go and look at it. In any event, the chopping off oe the goal was doon to somebody else's opinion. Namely, Matthew McDermid. Now there's a surprez. VAR=Volatile Arab Raging.

Great to see Oor Wullie back as Shakey says.

MOTM for me Dalby.

Dundee United » United vs Motherwell - Saturday 22nd February » 23/2/2025 4:02 pm

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Found a lot oe the gehm awfy dour, esp. the 1st 20 mins. There was mair troughs than crests in the gehm.

Highlight was definitely the goal, but we shoulda had it wrapped up in the 1st half. The number oe opportunities we had in both halfs.

Motherwell were pretty sh1te. Nae winner for Wimmer thank phuck.

Sorry to see Docherty trotting aff. Ye could tell he was struggling fae the kick-off.

As for that Ref. He'd be better we a clapperboard, the number oe stops in continuity he provided.

We'll need to go up a couple gears fir the Heebee jeebees on Wednesday. Gonna be a tough gehm.

Motm for me Ferry.

PS Tek. Has the Server been ok. Couldna get on Tekel Towers late last night, or earlier this morning.

Dundee United » United vs Motherwell - Saturday 22nd February » 20/2/2025 3:36 pm

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The Well fans will be expecting a bounce from their side following the new manager there.

That's my only concern TBH.

Just hope we get the winner against Wimmer.

Dundee United » Kilmarnock vs United - Saturday 1st February (5.45PM) » 01/2/2025 9:09 pm

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We ah the points the SSBs have dropped over the last 14 gems, we shoulda been away fae them.

Now we've got the heebee jeebees sniffing aboot. They thirselves were sitting 2nd bottom no Lang ago.

Dundee United » Kilmarnock vs United - Saturday 1st February (5.45PM) » 01/2/2025 8:58 pm

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Dinna ken what anybody else thinks, but we shouldna be getting beat fae a team that's sitting 2nd bottom.

We had 1 shot on target FFS.

Dundee United » United vs Rangers - Sunday 26th January (NOON) » 26/1/2025 11:13 pm

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Thought we coulda had it in the bag in the 1st half, if it wusna fir the nearies and the scuffed saves beh buttface. In the end the 1st half was probly even stevens.

Dinna think Walton was expecting a shot when they got the eq. Think his view was blocked beh the number oe bodies in front oe him.

2nd half. They pretty much had control oe the gehm. Mainly due to oor poor passin, 2nd bas, loose bas etc. How many times did the ba come aff the woodwork, 3 or 4 times ? including the neary OG. We just didna seem to get a break. Lucky b@stards get a goal efter a deflection, but we dinna get the same luck when they hit it aff the post.

Hope Diamonto gettin sent aff was the jewel in the crown fir them. What a pr1ck. Even Taverner was hae'in a go at him when he was sufferin fae a stroke in the 1st half. And how times did they chunts get awa we (wait for it), stealin no jist 3 or four yaerds when takin free-kicks but 15 yaerds,

Some oe the worst set oe cheatin dehvin b@stards ye'll ever see.

And as fir some oe that sh1te they were singing, is reason enough for anychunt to detest them.

Dundee United » Dundee vs Dundee United - Monday 20th January (8PM) » 21/1/2025 10:30 am

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Found most of the match very frustrating. 1st half was very poor.

Subbuteo marking fir noodle-tops goal and as Tek says, nae chunt on the back post. We'd only touched the ba once since kick-aff.

Canna believe we played we 2 up top, but couldna get a phuckin goal.
Dalby, Graham, Glenn, Trapper, Ruari, Ferry Vicko and Glenn shouldve ah had ane each.

Subs moved us up a gear, but shoulda been made at half time.

Thru everything at them 2nd half, but as Davie Blunkett says, oor luck ran oot. Looked at the stats efter the gehm. Bizarrely show us as the better side.

Disallowed goals (1 was shite officiating - McDermott the pr1ck), blocks, aff the post, saves beh Carson, misses.

Phuckin p1ssed off.

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