Holy shit!

Carol Vorderman? Amanda Holden? Demi Moore?

My missus says that Megan Fox has seemingly been getting botox injections since her early 20s. Fucking bonkers.
Thon Tulisa looked like a fucking duck-billed platypus on the X Factor the other week.

Is Curtis Good fit yet?

I'll see her in my Ready Room.

Since she is far too tidy to be put in a WYOWYN I'll just put the obligitory pictures in here.
Aye.

The one in the leather jacket looks too wee to be a certain central midfield player who is prone to divide opinion on Dundee United forums.  I'm clinging to that at the moment because things dinnae look good.

Likes a world cup pass.

Andy wrote:

huntedbyafreak wrote:

I've never shagged a Fifer but once fingered a dame from Tayport so its a massive Yes from me. 

The rationale behind this is sound, but as I have had the aforementioned pleasure I'm going to pass on Edith.

Ya hoor sir.

Farage

I was going to put her in my next WYOWYN. Well done Hamilton!  Its a yes from me for two absolutely enormous reasons. 

Quarter bottle of voddy at BB camp, was 15. Got rumbled though cos we drank them straight. My mate copped off with a lassie at the Pitlochry arcade whilst pished then when she asked to see him again he told her he had cancer and 6 months to live. The next day we were there he walked past the kiosk she worked in, took off his baseball cap and muttered "Fuck sake, thats more hair fallen out," The poor lassie burst into tears!