Tekel Towers » Shankland song ideas?

The Boy McNicoll · 07/8/2019 10:36 pm

smedDUm wrote:
Isn't the one I was hearing on Saturday it?

WE GOT.....LAURENCE SHANKLAND
WE GOT....LAURENCE SHANKLAND

to the tune of, well there is no tune really, just a bit chanty.

WE GOT....LAURENCE SHANKLAND
WE GOT...LAURENCE SHANKLAND

It's to the tune of 'Glad all over' by the Dave Clark Five.

Granted, it's not the best, but it's easy to remember and fairly catchy. I like it.

Arabnophobia · 07/8/2019 11:39 pm

The Boy McNicoll wrote:
smedDUm wrote:
Isn't the one I was hearing on Saturday it?

WE GOT.....LAURENCE SHANKLAND
WE GOT....LAURENCE SHANKLAND

to the tune of, well there is no tune really, just a bit chanty.

WE GOT....LAURENCE SHANKLAND
WE GOT...LAURENCE SHANKLAND

It's to the tune of 'Glad all over' by the Dave Clark Five.

Granted, it's not the best, but it's easy to remember and fairly catchy. I like it.

Aye, but this song has other words I'm sure inbetween. Couldn't pick them up at Shrewsbury due to starting at 10am after the night afore and the couple of ciders at HT.

What's the words? Am I right here? Sure there's a verse inbetween. If no I better no mix my drinks like that in future.

blackandtangerine · 08/8/2019 6:15 am

Arabnophobia wrote:
The Boy McNicoll wrote:
smedDUm wrote:
Isn't the one I was hearing on Saturday it?

WE GOT.....LAURENCE SHANKLAND
WE GOT....LAURENCE SHANKLAND

to the tune of, well there is no tune really, just a bit chanty.

WE GOT....LAURENCE SHANKLAND
WE GOT...LAURENCE SHANKLAND

It's to the tune of 'Glad all over' by the Dave Clark Five.

Granted, it's not the best, but it's easy to remember and fairly catchy. I like it.

Aye, but this song has other words I'm sure inbetween. Couldn't pick them up at Shrewsbury due to starting at 10am after the night afore and the couple of ciders at HT.

What's the words? Am I right here? Sure there's a verse inbetween. If no I better no mix my drinks like that in future.

There ye go.

You say that you love me (say you love me)
All of the time (all of the time)
You say that you need me (say you need me)
You'll always be mine (always be mine

Arab87 · 08/8/2019 3:50 pm

He plays in Tangerine, (He plays in Tangerine)
Scores goals all the time, (Scores goals all the time)
He fucking hates the dees,
Oh baby that's fine,

We got Laurence Shankland, We got Laurence Shankland, We got Laurence Shankland,
he's gonna score and score and score and score

(Repeat whole song)

dyed in the wool · 08/8/2019 5:03 pm

To the tune of 'Party All The Time' (Eddie Murphy...sure it was badly covered in 2005ish)

"Shankland scores goals all the phucking time, all the phucking time, all the phucking tiiiime"

Or an updated twist on Jimmy Gomis song could be....

We have a boy who plays up front Shankland Shankland
He hate the dees cause they're all c*nts Shankland Shankland
Scores with his feet and with his head
And now he scores them for the shed
Lawrence Shankland phucking hates Dundee

DU Peligro · 08/8/2019 10:52 pm

Laurence Shankland uber alles
Laurence Shankland ubeerrrr allesssss
Uber alles Laurence Shankland
Uber alles Laurence Shankland woah oh oh oh

(DKs California uber alles sadly noone will know it!!!)

Last edited by DU Peligro (08/8/2019 10:53 pm)

arabchanter · 09/8/2019 2:18 am

DU Peligro wrote:
Laurence Shankland uber alles
Laurence Shankland ubeerrrr allesssss
Uber alles Laurence Shankland
Uber alles Laurence Shankland woah oh oh oh

(DKs California uber alles sadly noone will know it!!!)

excusez-moi? ..............post #1698 & post #1725 on the1001 albums you must hear before you die thread covered the "Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables" album which contains the fine track of which you speak of.

Beardy23 · 09/8/2019 3:29 am

What Would Jello Do

AlonsMosely · 09/8/2019 10:11 am

Lawrence Shankland Uber Alles for me.......

leodis · 09/8/2019 10:30 am

This thread is totally cringeworthy! Songwriters/lyricists you guys are definitely not!

ShanksBarrhead · 09/8/2019 2:27 pm

leodis wrote:
This thread is totally cringeworthy! Songwriters/lyricists you guys are definitely not!

Let's hear it then, Leonard!

blackandtangerine · 09/8/2019 11:35 pm

ShanksBarrhead wrote:
leodis wrote:
This thread is totally cringeworthy! Songwriters/lyricists you guys are definitely not!
Let's hear it then, Leonard!

You are at it

Arabdownsouth · 09/8/2019 11:47 pm

dyed in the wool wrote:
To the tune of 'Party All The Time' (Eddie Murphy...sure it was badly covered in 2005ish)

"Shankland scores goals all the phucking time, all the phucking time, all the phucking tiiiime"

Or an updated twist on Jimmy Gomis song could be....

We have a boy who plays up front Shankland Shankland
He hate the dees cause they're all c*nts Shankland Shankland
Scores with his feet and with his head
And now he scores them for the shed
Lawrence Shankland phucking hates Dundee

Like! 😊 Second one obviously 😂

Last edited by Arabdownsouth (09/8/2019 11:48 pm)

SuperMario · 09/8/2019 11:55 pm

Yep on behave of everyone at united I like second one

leodis · 10/8/2019 10:15 am

ShanksBarrhead wrote:
leodis wrote:
This thread is totally cringeworthy! Songwriters/lyricists you guys are definitely not!
Let's hear it then, Leonard!

I wouldn't embarrass myself by even attempting it. Unlike some I know my limitations.

10/8/2019 10:31 am

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Laurence,
Happy birthday to you.

He's 24 (shirt number) today

Tiger · 13/8/2019 3:04 pm

Shaankaland shaankaland shaankaland shaankaland shankaland to the tune of shangalang........ simples lol

blackandtangerine · 13/8/2019 3:29 pm

Tek, please lock this thread. Its pish.

leodis · 13/8/2019 4:04 pm

blackandtangerine wrote:
Tek, please lock this thread. Its pish.

Seconded!

Finn Seemann · 13/8/2019 5:06 pm

AlonsMosely wrote:
To the tune of Big Mouth by the Smiths......
Shankland na na na na, Shankland na na na na,
Shankland scores again and United win the league at dens......

Repeat...

Actually think a lot of our songs are well past there best but hey ho......

Don't think we'll have won it on the November visit and would hope to have it sown up before the April visit, so I think it's unlikely we'll be partying like it's 1983, but you'll never know.

Beardy23 · 15/8/2019 4:00 am

When I find myself in times of trouble, Lawrence Shankland comes to me,speaking words of wisdom, fuck the dees

15/8/2019 11:53 am

Beardy23 wrote:
When I find myself in times of trouble, Lawrence Shankland comes to me,speaking words of wisdom, fuck the dees

Good Beardy.

But last two lines -
SCORING GOALS GALORE,
FUCK THE DEE, FUCK THE DEE.

Give it a try.

DU Peligro · 15/8/2019 10:12 pm

Nut it's still Lawrence Shankland uber alles. With raised clenched fists of course. As long as hes sold for 10 million before the Dortmund or Hapoel Tel Aviv away game in Champions League 2021-22 we'll be fine...

gaz73 · 26/8/2019 8:18 pm

Has to be
Shanklands on fire
Your defence is terrified

If we sung it when si Murray was with us and he really was never on fire
.......

Arabdownsouth · 27/8/2019 5:30 am

smedDUm wrote:
Beardy23 wrote:
When I find myself in times of trouble, Lawrence Shankland comes to me,speaking words of wisdom, fuck the dees
Good Beardy.

But last two lines -
SCORING GOALS GALORE,
FUCK THE DEE, FUCK THE DEE.

Give it a try.

Substitute aplenty for galore