someone posted these on Utd-mad..

To the tune of She’s Electric by Oasis

We’ve got Shankland
****ed the Mackems to sign for United
Your defenders are all ****ing frightened 
And he hates Dundee!

and then..

Or, Sally Cinnamon:

Until Shankland I was never happy
I needed so much more
Keatings, Nichols, and Scotty McDonald
Oh they couldnae score

But he scores four
Oh he scores four

Sent to me from heaven
Lawrence Shank-a-land,
You’re my world!

De-de-de-de-der-der-der-der-der-der
De-de-de-de-der-der-der-der-der-der!

 

Please make it stop!

I think " he scores when he wants" chant is surely the best? 

LarsErikKjell wrote:

I think " he scores when he wants" chant is surely the best? 

 
Like.

Need tae keep it short and simple with a good tune so it's easily learned and takes off en mass.

Songs like, "Only you", are sometimes brilliant but hard tae get the hale home support involved as too many aren't regular and struggle tae pick up the lyrics. Away support aye, we can dae whatever well but he needs a snappy easily learned/known chant.
He's already got 2 chants and half the crowd need tae learn the hale, "We've got Lawrence Shankland" ain.

I’ve got it

Oh Lawrence shankland
You are the love of my life
Oh Lawrence shankland
I’d let you shag my wife
Oh Lawrence shankland
DUNDEEEEEE CANT AFFORD YOUUUUUUUUU
1 2 3 4
OH LAWRENCE SHANKLAND ..........

Isn't the one I was hearing on Saturday it?

WE GOT.....LAURENCE SHANKLAND
WE GOT....LAURENCE SHANKLAND

to the tune of, well there is no tune really, just a bit chanty.

WE GOT....LAURENCE SHANKLAND
WE GOT...LAURENCE SHANKLAND

It's a wee bit odd, to me, discussing songs to be used, when one of the attractions of football is spontaneity.

But that's maybe influenced by age.

To my question: some fans to my right started singing a ditty about Shankland on Saturday, and a group of supporters to the left were booing and shouting them down: what was that all about?

RRDH wrote:

bowers wrote:

someone posted these on Utd-mad..

To the tune of She’s Electric by Oasis

We’ve got Shankland
****ed the Mackems to sign for United
Your defenders are all ****ing frightened 
And he hates Dundee!

and then..

Or, Sally Cinnamon:

Until Shankland I was never happy
I needed so much more
Keatings, Nichols, and Scotty McDonald
Oh they couldnae score

But he scores four
Oh he scores four

Sent to me from heaven
Lawrence Shank-a-land,
You’re my world!

De-de-de-de-der-der-der-der-der-der
De-de-de-de-der-der-der-der-der-der!

 

The first paragraph of this is your winner.  Just that over and over again.  

Make it so please.

I dont particularly like either of them, just thought i would share lol

RRDH wrote:

PatReilly wrote:

It's a wee bit odd, to me, discussing songs to be used, when one of the attractions of football is spontaneity.

But that's maybe influenced by age.

To my question: some fans to my right started singing a ditty about Shankland on Saturday, and a group of supporters to the left were booing and shouting them down: what was that all about?

In America... the singing sections actually have songlists printed and left on their seats, in order, before every game. (its awful)

Fuck that
 

RRDH wrote:

In America... the singing sections actually have songlists printed and left on their seats, in order, before every game. (its awful)

Fuxxache, what about folk like me who can't read?
 

PatReilly wrote:

It's a wee bit odd, to me, discussing songs to be used, when one of the attractions of football is spontaneity.

But that's maybe influenced by age.

To my question: some fans to my right started singing a ditty about Shankland on Saturday, and a group of supporters to the left were booing and shouting them down: what was that all about?

So, if I may ask, in the (unlikely) event of spontaneity, what would be the Shankland song/ditty/chant?

Your question - haven't a scoobie but I'd love to know why some fans were booing a celebration of a player in the process of scoring 4 goals. Though nothing would surprise me. There was some booing when Scott Fraser scored a goal a couple of seasons ago. Must be a world first.

Songsheets on seats? I'd rather see bits of tinfoil.