Tekel Towers » Grant Holt

RRDH · 04/6/2017 7:38 pm

Big horrible bastard of a forward. He's looking for a club and fine with doing a job off the bench.

Reckon we should sign him. Great example for younger players to follow as well. His story is immense.

Last edited by RRDH (04/6/2017 7:38 pm)

Beardy23 · 04/6/2017 7:48 pm

better wi John Holt

Tangy · 04/6/2017 8:20 pm

hes a bit of a unit,... is he going to be fit enough? don't know if we are going to carry a big enough squad to cover bit part players

RRDH · 04/6/2017 8:24 pm

Tangy wrote:
hes a bit of a unit,... is he going to be fit enough? don't know if we are going to carry a big enough squad to cover bit part players

I think he's got one more year in him. Knock on him has always been his weight.

Tangy · 04/6/2017 8:27 pm

RRDH wrote:
Tangy wrote:
hes a bit of a unit,... is he going to be fit enough? don't know if we are going to carry a big enough squad to cover bit part players

I think he's got one more year in him. Knock on him has always been his weight.

he's half way to becoming Bobby Manns stunt double. Not doubting he has ability but in a time of sports science is he a good example to the youngsters? I don't know...

Ex Houston Arab · 04/6/2017 8:29 pm

After a year of watching the turgid snails pace pish that we've just witnessed, the last thing that's going to get the fans back through the turnstiles is a fat bastard that prefers to noise up defenders rather than score goals.

I want pace in the team. We handled him no bother and our defence was shite. Boys like Cummings tore us apart

RRDH · 04/6/2017 8:52 pm

Tangy wrote:
RRDH wrote:
Tangy wrote:
hes a bit of a unit,... is he going to be fit enough? don't know if we are going to carry a big enough squad to cover bit part players

I think he's got one more year in him. Knock on him has always been his weight.
he's half way to becoming Bobby Manns stunt double. Not doubting he has ability but in a time of sports science is he a good example to the youngsters? I don't know...

Nah he works his bollocks off, he's always been a big lad. Some folk just have issues keeping it off though. He's no bigger than Jon Daly was in his better years. He's been through a lot on his career, you'd think he'd have some wisdom to pass on.

RRDH · 04/6/2017 8:54 pm

Ex Houston Arab wrote:
After a year of watching the turgid snails pace pish that we've just witnessed, the last thing that's going to get the fans back through the turnstiles is a fat bastard that prefers to noise up defenders rather than score goals.

I want pace in the team. We handled him no bother and our defence was shite. Boys like Cummings tore us apart

He is not a fat bastard. I do take your point about pace but that can also convert to being soft. Has done for us over the years.

We'd have been a better side this year if he'd been in our squad. He looked fucking good enough to me when they played Hearts.

SuperMario · 04/6/2017 8:58 pm

No thanks

annanarab · 04/6/2017 9:26 pm

No point having a big centre forward if all we do is pass the ball backwards and sideways across midfield without going anywhere near to box. he'd get as bored as the rest of us. PS I've got a spare XXXL jersey for him (just score out the K**** name on the back)

Arab_plumber · 05/6/2017 11:44 am

Fuck that

Ex Houston Arab · 05/6/2017 2:47 pm

RRDH wrote:
Ex Houston Arab wrote:
After a year of watching the turgid snails pace pish that we've just witnessed, the last thing that's going to get the fans back through the turnstiles is a fat bastard that prefers to noise up defenders rather than score goals.

I want pace in the team. We handled him no bother and our defence was shite. Boys like Cummings tore us apart

He is not a fat bastard. I do take your point about pace but that can also convert to being soft. Has done for us over the years.

We'd have been a better side this year if he'd been in our squad. He looked fucking good enough to me when they played Hearts.

If you seen him in the flesh there is no way you'd say he's not a fat bastard.
He genuinely has a massively gut.
He is the fattest professional player I have seen since mark yardley.
And he didn't try to play football anytime I saw him

RRDH · 05/6/2017 4:06 pm

So that's a no then?

Looked decent enough to me in that hearts game.

Ex Houston Arab · 05/6/2017 6:30 pm

RRDH wrote:
So that's a no then?

Looked decent enough to me in that hearts game.

😂😂
Reading It back it is a bit harsh!!

08/6/2017 10:04 am

RRDH wrote:
Tangy wrote:
RRDH wrote:

I think he's got one more year in him. Knock on him has always been his weight.
he's half way to becoming Bobby Manns stunt double. Not doubting he has ability but in a time of sports science is he a good example to the youngsters? I don't know...

Nah he works his bollocks off, he's always been a big lad. Some folk just have issues keeping it off though. He's no bigger than Jon Daly was in his better years. He's been through a lot on his career, you'd think he'd have some wisdom to pass on.

Jon Daly was ripped to phuck when he left.
Grant Holt is barrel chested.
Very unfair comparison.