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How will season 26/27 go?
The eve of a new domestic season.
Let's make our yearly predictions on how Utd's season will go before a ball is even kicked in anger.
League Position - 7th
League Cup - Last 16
Scottish Cup - Quarter Finals
Top Scorer - Zac Sapsford (13 goals)
POTY - Emmanuel Agyei
YPOTY - Keir Gilligan
Surprise package of the season - Jordan Amissah
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Re: How will season 26/27 go?
League position 5th
League Cup semi
Scottish cup winners
Top scorer metsoko 15
Poty metsoko
Ypoy gilligan
Surprise package Jim Goodwin by winning us a trophy
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Re: How will season 26/27 go?
League Position - 6th
League Cup - Semi-Final
Scottish Cup - Round 5
Top Scorer - Sapsford
POTY - Rawlins
YPOTY - Agyei
Surprise Package - Eskesen (Providing he's not punted)
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Re: How will season 26/27 go?
League Position - 6th
League Cup - quarter final
Scottish Cup - semi final
Top Scorer - Sapsford
POTY - Tait
YPOTY - Gilligan
Surprise Package - Rose
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League Position - 5th
League Cup - quarter final
Scottish Cup - Quarter final
Top Scorer - Sapsford
POTY - Tait
YPOTY - Gilligan ( Pretty sad but he’s the only youth player I’ve heard about ☹️ )
Surprise Package - Big Ross stepping up
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League Position - 6th
League Cup - Last 16
Scottish Cup - Final
Top Scorer - Zac Sapsford (10 goals)
POTY - Randall
YPOTY - Agyei
Surprise package of the season - Amissah
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League Position - 6th
League Cup - Semi final
Scottish Cup - Quarter final
Top Scorer - Metsoko- 11 goals
POTY - Tait
YPOTY - Agyei
Surprise package of the season - Michael Forbes leading from the back
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League Position - 6th
League Cup - Quarters
Scottish Cup - Semis
Top Scorer - Sapsford
POTY - Tait
YPOTY - Agyei
Surprise package of the season - Esselink to shine in a flat back 4
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League position 8th
League cup last 16
Scottish Cup 4th round
Top Scorer Big Jessie ( 12 in all comps)
POTY. Walton
YPOTY none play enough to qualify
Surprise package -JG sacked around November
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League position 5th
League Cup - winners
Scottish cup - quarters
Top scorer - Sapsford 17
Poty - Ayegi
Ypoy - none play enough to qualify
Surprise package - Rawlins to come good
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Re: How will season 26/27 go?
We’ll start the season looking to actually play football and set up to attack teams, then we’ll have an off day around late September/early October, get absolutely pumped off a St. Mirren or Motherwell, and Goodwin will shit himself, throw the baby out with the bathwater and go back to his factory setting of hoofball, throw ins and set pieces. We’ll finish slightly better than last season, nothing overly exciting, but enough to keep our unambitious owner satisfied for another year.
League Position - 6th
League Cup - Out to Kilmarnock in the quarter finals
Scottish Cup - Out in the last 16 (Cups don’t mean much to Goodwin)
Top Scorer - Sapsford - 11
POTY - Agyei
YPOTY - Randall?
Signing of the Season - Dylan Tait
Surprise Package - Maybe Meghrem?
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Re: How will season 26/27 go?
Jesse Randall is 24 next month.
Way too old for YPOTY criteria imo.
Emmanuel Agyei is 21. That is the cut off point.
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Re: How will season 26/27 go?
League Position - 6th
League Cup - Final
Scottish Cup - Quarter Finals
Top Scorer - Idjessi Metsoko (13 goals)
POTY - Mhedi Megrhem
YPOTY - Emmanuel Agyei
Surprise package of the season - Jesse Randall's
Too much commotion
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League Position - 6th
League Cup - Semi
Scottish Cup - Quarter
Top Scorer - Metsoko
POTY - Tait
YPOTY - Agyei
Surprise package of the season - whoever we sign to play left back
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League position 10th ( surely there's 2 worse teams than us but I'm not so sure)
League Cup group stage
Scottish cup 1st round we take part in
Top scorer Tait
Poty Tait
Ypoy gilligan
Surprise package Goodwin still has a job at the end of the season.
You can tell I’ve just watched us getting beat by the mighty Montrose.
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League position - 12th
League cup - Pumped out in the groups
Scottish cup- Maybe win a game if that clowns gone
Top Scorer - Own goals
POTY - Agyei
YPOTY - Doubt any will have enough opportunities
Surprise package of the season - Goodwin still here by summer
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Re: How will season 26/27 go?
kdyteejay wrote:
League position 10th ( surely there's 2 worse teams than us but I'm not so sure)
League Cup group stage
Scottish cup 1st round we take part in
Top scorer Tait
Poty Tait
Ypoy gilligan
Surprise package Goodwin still has a job at the end of the season.
You can tell I’ve just watched us getting beat by the mighty Montrose.
Same 😂
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I’d like to change my prediction now😢
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Looking at the fixtures we have until end of august, we will have a great idea of where we stand and how the season will pan out. Maybe one of the hardest months i can remember.
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Re: How will season 26/27 go?
League position - 7th
League cup - 2nd round
Scottish cup- QF
Top Scorer - Sapsford
POTY - Tait
YPOTY - Forbes
Surprise package of the season - Bert Esselink will captain United at least once
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League Position - 5th
League Cup - Last 16
Scottish Cup - Quarter Finals
Top Scorer - Metsoko (12 goals)
POTY - Randall
YPOTY - Leiper
Surprise package of the season - Bert Esselink redemption arc
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Re: How will season 26/27 go?
TEK are you allowing these predictions as the season has already started 😁
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Re: How will season 26/27 go?
If Tek clears it I would like to re-use my prediction of last year that Jim finally leads us to victory at Parkhead. We had a very good record against Celtic last season and if we had played them away a week earlier(before the return of O'Neil 2.0) we had a very good chance of breaking the curse.
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Re: How will season 26/27 go?
League Cup prediction in the bin already and it's not even August.
As a wider issue, get seeding to fuck, 5 teams get a bye, then they get the benefit of being seeded, fuck off.
There should be no seeding at all, bin the groups and make the numbers so it's a straight knockout competition.
44 teams - 22 ties, then 11, then the 5 teams come in, straight draw. I just despise seeding, in any sport in any form, it serves to protect, especially in football and more so in Scotland the bigger wealthier teams.
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Re: How will season 26/27 go?
TEK are you allowing these predictions as the season has already started 😁
I am, yes.
Though the real mavericks amongst us made their predictions before we even witnessed the dross on display at Forthbank.
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