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PESSIMISM.
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Wives who can't remember you'd told them you were having a pint on the way home from work but they can remember every last detail about the barmaid that chatted you up in Tenerife in 1992
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Amazon Alexa. No fucking need.
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Fake outrage
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Snowflakes
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Takeover rumours that go on for years with, it would appear, no substance.
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FM "music" radio stations that play a classic track then fade it out before the end. Which is usually the best part. Why did you fucking choose it then ya bastards.
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redford_must_score wrote:
FM "music" radio stations that play a classic track then fade it out before the end. Which is usually the best part. Why did you fucking choose it then ya bastards.
Do you still get FM radio these days ?
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blackandtangerine wrote:
redford_must_score wrote:
FM "music" radio stations that play a classic track then fade it out before the end. Which is usually the best part. Why did you fucking choose it then ya bastards.
Do you still get FM radio these days ?
Dunno. Just music stations then.
Next. Hashtags and Twitter shite
Trendy shite
See it mostly on likes of the BBC sports
Made up example
@jermainejenas
@Harrykane what a goal think we'll see that on #matchoftheday, @garylineker will cream his #knickers when he sees this
Fuck off please just fuck off
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Fake RIP tributes when they wheel people out to say something nice
"he was his own man and always spoke his mind" etc
Translated as "he never listened to advice from anyone and was actually a complete cunt, but he's dead so ok maybe he was an ok guy at times"
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The majority of SPFL referees supporting the rangers and it not being a recognised problem in Scottish football.
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American movies where you can't make out the dialogue. Ok so they just spent 10million dollars making a movie and you can't make out what the characters are saying most of the time. No wonder they have gun issues over there. Does my head in.
Signed, Grumpy.
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Rappers. Followed closely by rap music.
Shit music made by mostly shit people with an overinflated opinion of themselves.
And they all mostly have shit names often with initials which they think are fucking clever and witty and will resonate with the black street community but are just shit really.
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United fans on Facebook/Facebook in general.
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That Redford must score was a right moany git 🤣🤣
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Mathias Jack. 19 and a 1/2 years later, that still annoys me. Fucking cheats
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kiwiarab wrote:
Mathias Jack. 19 and a 1/2 years later, that still annoys me. Fucking cheats
LOL. He was a prick though, I'll give you that.
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People coming into my house with muddy shoes on and just sauntering through, leaving a trail of gutters on my carpet. Boils my piss.
It's a noose, no a museum, so shoes are never expected to be removed BUT, if said shoes are covered in gutters then get them aff at the door. Inconsiderate bassas!