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20/11/2014 10:47 am  #1


Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt Final

In the 2nd Semi Final former Prime Minister TONY BLAIR proved to be more unpopular than a paedophile as he swept aside (the now eliminated) Aussie sex-offender Rolf Harris 8-5.

So here we have arrived Gents.

Out of 64 original candidates,46 matches,and hundreds of votes cast,we have finally whittled it down to the final 2 cunts.

Question is....WHO WILL PREVAIL AS THE 'ULTIMATE CUNT'?

The Final -

George Osborne -


V's

Tony Blair -


VOTING CLOSES TOMORROW (Friday 21st November) AT 12NOON
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Cunts Eliminated in Round 1 -

1.Nick Clegg
2.Luis Suarez
3.Piers Morgan
4.Jeremy Kyle
5.Johann Lamont
6.Nacho Novo
7.Ed Miliband
8.John Barrowman
9.Vladimir Putin
10.Jack Straw
11.Andy Walker
12.David Beckham
13.Michelle Mone
14.Gordon Ramsay
15.Katie Hopkins
16.Louise Mensch
17.Prince Philip
18.Joey Barton
19.George Galloway
20.Ally McCoist
21.Eddie Izzard
22.Dave Lee Travis
23.Andy Goram
24.Barack Obama
25.Douglas Alexander
26.Neil Lennon
27.Roy Keane
28.Alan Sugar
29.Chick Young
30.Richard Madely
31.Barry Ferguson
32.Leigh Griffiths
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Round 2 Results -

1.GEORGE OSBORNE 9 -1 Kelvin MacKenzie
2.Mark Hately 3 -4 JIM TRAYNOR
3.Nick Robinson 3 -6 KEITH JACKSON
4.Katie Price 3 -9 NIGEL FARAGE
5.George W Bush 4 -6 CLIFF RICHARD
6.MURDO McLEOD 7 -4 Neil Doncaster
7.TONY BLAIR 7 -6 Robert Mugabe
8.Nick Griffin 5 -6 THE QUEEN
9.IAIN DUNCAN SMITH 7 -4 Jeremy Clarkson
10.GORDON BROWN 8 -2 Ian Durrant
11.David Cameron 5 -6 RUPERT MURDOCH
12.JIM MURPHY 8 -6 Stewart Regan
13.KENNY CLARK 12 -1 Ruth Davidson
14.ROLF HARRIS 8 -4 Davie Provan
15.BORIS JOHNSON 7 -3 Danny Alexander
16.Lord Robertson 3 -7 ALISTAIR DARLING
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Round 3 Results -

1.Jim Traynor 0 -11 KENNY CLARK
2.Cliff Richard 3 -9 MURDO McLEOD
3.TONY BLAIR 6 -5 The Queen
4.GEORGE OSBORNE 9 -1 Boris Johnson
5.Nigel Farage 2 -10 ROLF HARRIS
6.Alistair Darling 6 -8 RUPERT MURDOCH
7.JIM MURPHY 9 -0 Gordon Brown
8.Iain Duncan Smith 4 -7 KEITH JACKSON
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Quarter Final Results -

1.GEORGE OSBORNE 12 -0 Keith Jackson
2.Murdo McLeod 2 -11 TONY BLAIR
3.KENNY CLARK 6 -4 Rupert Murdoch
4.ROLF HARRIS 7 -6 Jim Murphy
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Semi Final Results -

1.Kenny Clark 5 -7 GEORGE OSBORNE
2.Rolf Harris 5 -8 TONY BLAIR
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The Final -

1.George Osborne 3 -11 TONY BLAIR

 

20/11/2014 11:58 am  #2


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt Final

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Last edited by St Obswell (20/11/2014 12:19 pm)


Hear their shout, hear their roar
They've probably had a barrel of ale and much, much more
Hooray, hooray, hooray, yeah
Over the hill went the swords of a thousand men
 

20/11/2014 12:18 pm  #3


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Congratulations Tony you deserve your accolade for your crimes against the people of this Cuntry and cuntless others

Anycunt who beats Rolph the Bushless Beast with a Brush, Robert Mugabe, Murdo McLeod and Her Majesty surely deserves to win COTY 2014


Hear their shout, hear their roar
They've probably had a barrel of ale and much, much more
Hooray, hooray, hooray, yeah
Over the hill went the swords of a thousand men
 

20/11/2014 12:22 pm  #4


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Tony 'war criminal' Blair.

Cunt.

Last edited by Sieb22 (20/11/2014 12:22 pm)

 

20/11/2014 12:22 pm  #5


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Tony.

The tories don't hide at being cunts but Tony is a cunt in sheep's clothing and so is his wife. Gigantic cunts.

Fuck you Tony, murderous cunt.

 

20/11/2014 12:48 pm  #6


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Dirty two faced, back stabbing,smarmy, sanctimonious, unscupulous cuntin CUNT !!!!

Could apply to either really but Blair by some distance, I get angry just looking at the Cunt!


We don't give a damn what the others say
We'll cheer on United all the way
For we are the Terrors of Tannadice
 
 

20/11/2014 1:40 pm  #7


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Blair for me too.

When 'New Labour' came into power in '96 there was a genuine sense of optimism in the air that the misery of the Thatcher years may become a distant memory and we were ready to embrace a bright new dawn.

Leading us into an illegal War was unforgivable and i genuinely feel so sorry for every poor person who lost their life and/or had their life destroyed all because Blair/Bush wanted to flex some muscle in the Middle East.

They also began to lose their way (the Labour Party) and embraced capatilism just as much as thatcher did in the 80's,the working class were just the fodder who would keep the country moving (but on very low income),whilst big business CEO's and bankers lined their pockets before the debt became to much and our economy crashed (and who paid for that again?).The introduction of the minimum wage was also a smokescreen.It has barely risen in 15 years beh christ.

The party who brought us the NHS had betrayed it's morals and that is largely down to the 'vision' of guys like Tony Blair.

He wasn't 'misguided' he was calculated in his decisions and for that deserves to win this.

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20/11/2014 2:45 pm  #8


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the c*nt blair is probably the most up his own arse person on the planet,and i think he doesn't think he did anything wrong! deserved winner if only we can get one of the servicemen/women's parent's who died  to present it to him.And the bastard would still smile and say thanks!!!!!!

 

20/11/2014 2:46 pm  #9


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Simply because I don't want it to be a granny, I'm voting Osbourne.
 


Too much commotion
 

20/11/2014 9:46 pm  #10


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lifesanocean wrote:

Simply because I don't want it to be a granny, I'm voting Osbourne.
 

Liz got put oot.

Blair for me.
 

 

20/11/2014 9:55 pm  #11


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The War Criminal Cunt.


Yeah yeah Industrial Estate
 

20/11/2014 10:55 pm  #12


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Blair for selling out the working class and ending the labour party.

 

20/11/2014 11:25 pm  #13


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Blair.

 

20/11/2014 11:46 pm  #14


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Osborne Tory cunt


Oh, what came of the things we once believed?

 
 

21/11/2014 12:04 am  #15


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Blair..drove the politics in the UK to the right for all... wanker

Last edited by stobievulture (21/11/2014 12:06 am)

 

21/11/2014 12:21 am  #16


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In case anybody is undecided ?    Maks yir blood bile!


We don't give a damn what the others say
We'll cheer on United all the way
For we are the Terrors of Tannadice
 
 

21/11/2014 10:11 am  #17


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I'll just go Osborne to be a bit different.

 

21/11/2014 2:06 pm  #18


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Full Time -

George Osborne - 3
Tony Blair - 11

Ultimate Cunt WINNER = TONY BLAIR

 

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21/11/2014 4:01 pm  #19


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Well done TEK on another great competition! Cunt! 

 

21/11/2014 5:30 pm  #20


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Well done TEK - epic competition - thoroughly enjoyed!

 

21/11/2014 5:30 pm  #21


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TEK wrote:

Full Time -

George Osborne - 3
Tony Blair - 11

Ultimate Cunt WINNER = TONY BLAIR

 

have you told him yet?

he's not on Twitter but his office is and they tweet on his behalf
 

Last edited by huntedbyafreak (21/11/2014 5:31 pm)


Yeah yeah Industrial Estate
 

21/11/2014 5:54 pm  #22


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I will tweet them later,Hunted.

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