Not really a chant, but I mind going to Glasgow for the Scotland v France game in 2006, and in the queue at Central someone in the distance was shouting 'Nicole' and a remote response of 'Papa' came back.

Also at a Scotland-Italy game, fans singing 'We're going to deep fry your pizzas' at the Italians.

In Scotland, as a closet Stenhousemuir fan, the rudest song I'd ever heard was at Central Park in the 2009 play-off where the Warriors fans sung about the Fifers being 'on your knees licking out your grannie' as park of the 'Are You Human,or are you Cowden?' song. East Fife fans, of course, had the 'dirty and you're smelly, havnae got a telly' song about Cowdenbeath as well.

But a lot of chants are unoriginal, recycled and slightly altered songs from other clubs, thus why my favourites are where supporters singing their own unique club song, like the Hearts Song, or Marching on Together.

🎶One shoe, you've only got one shoe.
Particular favorite of mine. 

My personal favourite heard at Whitehill Welfare v East Stirlingshire Scottish cup game:
"When East Stirling go up to lift the Scottish Cup, we'll be dead, we'll be dead...."

There was a few great spur of the moment songs/chants late 90’s early 00’s. Can’t remember most of them tbh.

Funniest song tho has to be the Jimmy Marr one.

Arabnophobia wrote:

TheShed wrote:

There was a few great spur of the moment songs/chants late 90’s early 00’s. Can’t remember most of them tbh.

Funniest song tho has to be the Jimmy Marr one.

That song got oor train stopped coming back fae Tannadice after the ET effort v StMurrn eftur he passed away.

Ticket collecter was called James Marr n thought we were calling him bad. He called the polis and Transport police grounded the train but when the real polis arrived ain O' them said they understood the hail caper being an Arab, the let us go, carry on and all sang again and journied on without arrest.
 

 
FAF

Like the new chant used loudly umpteen times yesterday.