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17/11/2014 9:49 pm  #1


Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt 1st Semi Final

2 numbers fae 1 tae 4 please.

 

17/11/2014 9:51 pm  #2


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt 1st Semi Final

Hmm, ubercunt 1 and ultracunt 3.


Too much commotion
 

17/11/2014 9:59 pm  #3


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Many thanks LAO.

The final Quarter Final witnessed a close fought match finally won by Aussie sex pest ROLF HARRIS.He eeked out a narrow 7-6 win against dickhead Labour MP Jim Murphy.The disgraced former tv presenter will now progress through to the last 4 of 'The Ultimate Cunt',whilst Murphy is sent packing.

1st Semi-Final -

Kenny Clark -


V's

George Osborne -


VOTING CLOSES TOMORROW (Tuesday 18th November) AT 9PM
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Cunts Eliminated in Round 1 -

1.Nick Clegg
2.Luis Suarez
3.Piers Morgan
4.Jeremy Kyle
5.Johann Lamont
6.Nacho Novo
7.Ed Miliband
8.John Barrowman
9.Vladimir Putin
10.Jack Straw
11.Andy Walker
12.David Beckham
13.Michelle Mone
14.Gordon Ramsay
15.Katie Hopkins
16.Louise Mensch
17.Prince Philip
18.Joey Barton
19.George Galloway
20.Ally McCoist
21.Eddie Izzard
22.Dave Lee Travis
23.Andy Goram
24.Barack Obama
25.Douglas Alexander
26.Neil Lennon
27.Roy Keane
28.Alan Sugar
29.Chick Young
30.Richard Madely
31.Barry Ferguson
32.Leigh Griffiths
______________________________________________________________________________________
Round 2 Results -

1.GEORGE OSBORNE 9 -1 Kelvin MacKenzie
2.Mark Hately 3 -4 JIM TRAYNOR
3.Nick Robinson 3 -6 KEITH JACKSON
4.Katie Price 3 -9 NIGEL FARAGE
5.George W Bush 4 -6 CLIFF RICHARD
6.MURDO McLEOD 7 -4 Neil Doncaster
7.TONY BLAIR 7 -6 Robert Mugabe
8.Nick Griffin 5 -6 THE QUEEN
9.IAIN DUNCAN SMITH 7 -4 Jeremy Clarkson
10.GORDON BROWN 8 -2 Ian Durrant
11.David Cameron 5 -6 RUPERT MURDOCH
12.JIM MURPHY 8 -6 Stewart Regan
13.KENNY CLARK 12 -1 Ruth Davidson
14.ROLF HARRIS 8 -4 Davie Provan
15.BORIS JOHNSON 7 -3 Danny Alexander
16.Lord Robertson 3 -7 ALISTAIR DARLING
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Round 3 Results -

1.Jim Traynor 0 -11 KENNY CLARK
2.Cliff Richard 3 -9 MURDO McLEOD
3.TONY BLAIR 6 -5 The Queen
4.GEORGE OSBORNE 9 -1 Boris Johnson
5.Nigel Farage 2 -10 ROLF HARRIS
6.Alistair Darling 6 -8 RUPERT MURDOCH
7.JIM MURPHY 9 -0 Gordon Brown
8.Iain Duncan Smith 4 -7 KEITH JACKSON
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Quarter Final Results -

1.GEORGE OSBORNE 12 -0 Keith Jackson
2.Murdo McLeod 2 -11 TONY BLAIR
3.KENNY CLARK 6 -4 Rupert Murdoch
4.ROLF HARRIS 7 -6 Jim Murphy
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Semi Final Results -

1.
2.
_____________________________________________________________________________________
The Final -

1.

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17/11/2014 10:06 pm  #4


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt 1st Semi Final

Osborne over Clark, and that took some doing.

 

17/11/2014 10:23 pm  #5


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Clark.

 

17/11/2014 10:27 pm  #6


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Osborne all fuckin day long

 

17/11/2014 10:46 pm  #7


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Kenny the Cunt Clark


Hear their shout, hear their roar
They've probably had a barrel of ale and much, much more
Hooray, hooray, hooray, yeah
Over the hill went the swords of a thousand men
 

17/11/2014 11:35 pm  #8


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Osbourne


Yeah yeah Industrial Estate
 

17/11/2014 11:39 pm  #9


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Osbourne

 

18/11/2014 12:26 am  #10


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Clark -- What a Cunt !
 End of


We don't give a damn what the others say
We'll cheer on United all the way
For we are the Terrors of Tannadice
 
 

18/11/2014 12:38 am  #11


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Kenny Clark.

Just cannae forgive or forget.

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18/11/2014 7:36 am  #12


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Osbourne.

 

18/11/2014 7:46 am  #13


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arabugsy wrote:

Osborne over Clark, and that took some doing.

This.
 


Too much commotion
 

18/11/2014 8:49 am  #14


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I'll never forgive Clark for that day but I have to go with

Osborne

 

18/11/2014 1:30 pm  #15


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I'm going to look at this more selfishly and locally, so I'm going for that CUNT Clark.

 

19/11/2014 10:36 am  #16


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Full Time -

Kenny Clark - 5
George Osborne - 7

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