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16/11/2014 7:21 pm  #1


Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt 4th Quarter Final

The penultimate Quarter Final of 'The Ultimate Cunt' saw a closely fought encounter eventually won by KENNY CLARK.The former disgrace of a referee (and human being) will enter the last 4 of the tournament after disposing of the now eliminated Rupert Murdoch 6-4.

4th Quarter Final -

Rolf Harris -


V's

Jim Murphy -


VOTING CLOSES TOMORROW (Monday 17th November) AT 6PM
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Cunts Eliminated in Round 1 -

1.Nick Clegg
2.Luis Suarez
3.Piers Morgan
4.Jeremy Kyle
5.Johann Lamont
6.Nacho Novo
7.Ed Miliband
8.John Barrowman
9.Vladimir Putin
10.Jack Straw
11.Andy Walker
12.David Beckham
13.Michelle Mone
14.Gordon Ramsay
15.Katie Hopkins
16.Louise Mensch
17.Prince Philip
18.Joey Barton
19.George Galloway
20.Ally McCoist
21.Eddie Izzard
22.Dave Lee Travis
23.Andy Goram
24.Barack Obama
25.Douglas Alexander
26.Neil Lennon
27.Roy Keane
28.Alan Sugar
29.Chick Young
30.Richard Madely
31.Barry Ferguson
32.Leigh Griffiths
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Round 2 Results -

1.GEORGE OSBORNE 9 -1 Kelvin MacKenzie
2.Mark Hately 3 -4 JIM TRAYNOR
3.Nick Robinson 3 -6 KEITH JACKSON
4.Katie Price 3 -9 NIGEL FARAGE
5.George W Bush 4 -6 CLIFF RICHARD
6.MURDO McLEOD 7 -4 Neil Doncaster
7.TONY BLAIR 7 -6 Robert Mugabe
8.Nick Griffin 5 -6 THE QUEEN
9.IAIN DUNCAN SMITH 7 -4 Jeremy Clarkson
10.GORDON BROWN 8 -2 Ian Durrant
11.David Cameron 5 -6 RUPERT MURDOCH
12.JIM MURPHY 8 -6 Stewart Regan
13.KENNY CLARK 12 -1 Ruth Davidson
14.ROLF HARRIS 8 -4 Davie Provan
15.BORIS JOHNSON 7 -3 Danny Alexander
16.Lord Robertson 3 -7 ALISTAIR DARLING
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Round 3 Results -

1.Jim Traynor 0 -11 KENNY CLARK
2.Cliff Richard 3 -9 MURDO McLEOD
3.TONY BLAIR 6 -5 The Queen
4.GEORGE OSBORNE 9 -1 Boris Johnson
5.Nigel Farage 2 -10 ROLF HARRIS
6.Alistair Darling 6 -8 RUPERT MURDOCH
7.JIM MURPHY 9 -0 Gordon Brown
8.Iain Duncan Smith 4 -7 KEITH JACKSON
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Quarter Final Results -

1.GEORGE OSBORNE 12 -0 Keith Jackson
2.Murdo McLeod 2 -11 TONY BLAIR
3.KENNY CLARK 6 -4 Rupert Murdoch
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16/11/2014 7:32 pm  #2


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt 4th Quarter Final

gettin to the nitty -gritty tek.the murphy laddie for me ralf canna do any damage to anybody now,where as the murphy boy can /has/will inflict pain and misery on families through out scotland .RED TORY!

 

16/11/2014 8:10 pm  #3


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt 4th Quarter Final

Rolf.
 

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16/11/2014 8:19 pm  #4


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt 4th Quarter Final

Rolf

 

16/11/2014 8:19 pm  #5


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Murphy


Yeah yeah Industrial Estate
 

16/11/2014 8:32 pm  #6


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Murphy fir me he's full of wind and pish, a pretty dangerous combination IMHO !


We don't give a damn what the others say
We'll cheer on United all the way
For we are the Terrors of Tannadice
 
 

16/11/2014 8:33 pm  #7


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Rolf the beast


Oh, what came of the things we once believed?

 
 

16/11/2014 10:31 pm  #8


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Murphy.

 

16/11/2014 11:06 pm  #9


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Rolf.


Too much commotion
 

17/11/2014 12:30 am  #10


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Tony Blair is a shoe-in for winning this

he will win it -he will beat Osbourne in the Final

just saying like.


Oh, what came of the things we once believed?

 
 

17/11/2014 9:49 am  #11


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Murphy

 

17/11/2014 10:30 am  #12


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt 4th Quarter Final

Murphy

 

17/11/2014 11:03 am  #13


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Score Update -

Rolf Harris - 4
Jim Murphy - 6

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17/11/2014 12:19 pm  #14


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Rolf Harris vile man who looks and acts like Gary Glitter


Hear their shout, hear their roar
They've probably had a barrel of ale and much, much more
Hooray, hooray, hooray, yeah
Over the hill went the swords of a thousand men
 

17/11/2014 3:50 pm  #15


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Rolf Harris

 

17/11/2014 6:47 pm  #16


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt 4th Quarter Final

Score Update -

Rolf Harris - 6
Jim Murphy - 6

*Next votes the Winner*

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17/11/2014 9:43 pm  #17


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Rolf!

 

17/11/2014 9:47 pm  #18


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt 4th Quarter Final

Full Time -

Rolf Harris - 7
Jim Murphy - 6

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