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Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt 2nd Quarter Final
2 numbers fae 1 tae 6 please.
- St Obswell
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1-2 sir
Hear their shout, hear their roar
They've probably had a barrel of ale and much, much more
Hooray, hooray, hooray, yeah
Over the hill went the swords of a thousand men
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Many thanks Saint Ob.
The opening Quarter Final of The Ultimate Cunt saw the 3rd 'granny' of the tournament.Cuntcellor of the Exchequer GEORGE OSBORNE eliminated Daily Record hack Keith Jackson from the tournament after whitewashing him 12-0.Bullingdon member Osborne will now be the first entrant to enter the Semi Final stages.
2nd Quarter Final -
Murdo McLeod -
V's
Tony Blair -
VOTING CLOSES TOMORROW (Friday 14th November) AT 10pm
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Cunts Eliminated in Round 1 -
1.Nick Clegg
2.Luis Suarez
3.Piers Morgan
4.Jeremy Kyle
5.Johann Lamont
6.Nacho Novo
7.Ed Miliband
8.John Barrowman
9.Vladimir Putin
10.Jack Straw
11.Andy Walker
12.David Beckham
13.Michelle Mone
14.Gordon Ramsay
15.Katie Hopkins
16.Louise Mensch
17.Prince Philip
18.Joey Barton
19.George Galloway
20.Ally McCoist
21.Eddie Izzard
22.Dave Lee Travis
23.Andy Goram
24.Barack Obama
25.Douglas Alexander
26.Neil Lennon
27.Roy Keane
28.Alan Sugar
29.Chick Young
30.Richard Madely
31.Barry Ferguson
32.Leigh Griffiths
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Round 2 Results -
1.GEORGE OSBORNE 9 -1 Kelvin MacKenzie
2.Mark Hately 3 -4 JIM TRAYNOR
3.Nick Robinson 3 -6 KEITH JACKSON
4.Katie Price 3 -9 NIGEL FARAGE
5.George W Bush 4 -6 CLIFF RICHARD
6.MURDO McLEOD 7 -4 Neil Doncaster
7.TONY BLAIR 7 -6 Robert Mugabe
8.Nick Griffin 5 -6 THE QUEEN
9.IAIN DUNCAN SMITH 7 -4 Jeremy Clarkson
10.GORDON BROWN 8 -2 Ian Durrant
11.David Cameron 5 -6 RUPERT MURDOCH
12.JIM MURPHY 8 -6 Stewart Regan
13.KENNY CLARK 12 -1 Ruth Davidson
14.ROLF HARRIS 8 -4 Davie Provan
15.BORIS JOHNSON 7 -3 Danny Alexander
16.Lord Robertson 3 -7 ALISTAIR DARLING
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Round 3 Results -
1.Jim Traynor 0 -11 KENNY CLARK
2.Cliff Richard 3 -9 MURDO McLEOD
3.TONY BLAIR 6 -5 The Queen
4.GEORGE OSBORNE 9 -1 Boris Johnson
5.Nigel Farage 2 -10 ROLF HARRIS
6.Alistair Darling 6 -8 RUPERT MURDOCH
7.JIM MURPHY 9 -0 Gordon Brown
8.Iain Duncan Smith 4 -7 KEITH JACKSON
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Quarter Final Results -
1.GEORGE OSBORNE 12 -0 Keith Jackson
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Tony bLIAR.
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Murdo McLeod. His stance on Jason Scotland was a more sinister, evil and cowardly attack than Tony Blairs misguided venture into Iraq
Hear their shout, hear their roar
They've probably had a barrel of ale and much, much more
Hooray, hooray, hooray, yeah
Over the hill went the swords of a thousand men
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Phoney Tony fir me , missed yer competitions on utd mad so had to join up, btw did you ever
finish the Scottish music comp?
We don't give a damn what the others say
We'll cheer on United all the way
For we are the Terrors of Tannadice
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War criminal
Yeah yeah Industrial Estate
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doontheroadarab wrote:
Phoney Tony fir me , missed yer competitions on utd mad so had to join up, btw did you ever
finish the Scottish music comp?
Nah mate i did not.
The search function ceased on Mad 2/3rd's of the way through it (which i rely on heavily to cut'n'paste past info - after the torturous first Round of writing upto 1 hour matches,only to at times see your computer crash at the last click).Just didnae have the heart to do that each night.
T'was gutted tbh,personally really enjoyed that particular comp.
Welcome aboard btw Sir.
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Tony Blair for me 
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Blair and fucking 'New' Labour.
Too much commotion
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Blair
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Blair.
For all the reasons already mentioned and I'll add a personal grievance of mine that the cunt didn't have the bottle to admit that he was practising Catholicism when in power, or at lest fight the UK law that states that in 2014 a Catholic cannot be Prime Minister.
He changed religion as soon as he bolted and I truly believe that he did so as the Catholic church offers absolution of sins, including war crimes, through the sacrament of penance.
Insignificant compared to everything else the cunt did but still shows him up for the coward that he is.
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Blair
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Turdo
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Blair, for so many things.
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Full Time -
Murdo McLeod - 2
Tony Blair - 11
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