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01/11/2014 12:43 pm  #1


Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt Round 2/Game 16

The penultimate Match of Round 2 saw a fairly close match eventually won with a late rally by posh Tory wanker BORIS JOHNSON.He will power into the 3rd Round after disposing of (the now eliminated) Lib Dem specky,ginger knob,Danny Alexander 7-3.

Round 2/Game 16 -

Lord George Robertson of Port Ellon -


V's

Alistair Darling -


VOTING CLOSES TOMORROW (Sunday 2nd November) AT 12 NOON
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Cunts Eliminated in Round 1 -

1.Nick Clegg
2.Luis Suarez
3.Piers Morgan
4.Jeremy Kyle
5.Johann Lamont
6.Nacho Novo
7.Ed Miliband
8.John Barrowman
9.Vladimir Putin
10.Jack Straw
11.Andy Walker
12.David Beckham
13.Michelle Mone
14.Gordon Ramsay
15.Katie Hopkins
16.Louise Mensch
17.Prince Philip
18.Joey Barton
19.George Galloway
20.Ally McCoist
21.Eddie Izzard
22.Dave Lee Travis
23.Andy Goram
24.Barack Obama
25.Douglas Alexander
26.Neil Lennon
27.Roy Keane
28.Alan Sugar
29.Chick Young
30.Richard Madely
31.Barry Ferguson
32.Leigh Griffiths
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Round 2 Results -

1.GEORGE OSBORNE 9 -1 Kelvin MacKenzie
2.Mark Hately 3 -4 JIM TRAYNOR
3.Nick Robinson 3 -6 KEITH JACKSON
4.Katie Price 3 -9 NIGEL FARAGE
5.George W Bush 4 -6 CLIFF RICHARD
6.MURDO McLEOD 7 -4 Neil Doncaster
7.TONY BLAIR 7 -6 Robert Mugabe
8.Nick Griffin 5 -6 THE QUEEN
9.IAIN DUNCAN SMITH 7 -4 Jeremy Clarkson
10.GORDON BROWN 8 -2 Ian Durrant
11.David Cameron 5 -6 RUPERT MURDOCH
12.JIM MURPHY 8 -6 Stewart Regan
13.KENNY CLARK 12 -1 Ruth Davidson
14.ROLF HARRIS 8 -4 Davie Provan
15.BORIS JOHNSON 7 -3 Danny Alexander
 

 

01/11/2014 12:48 pm  #2


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt Round 2/Game 16

Caterpillar eyebrows.

 

01/11/2014 12:48 pm  #3


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt Round 2/Game 16

Both real horrible cunts, wish they'd went up against the last two.

I think Darling will win it so I'm going to vote for ROBERTSON.

Scotland hating cunt.

 

01/11/2014 12:56 pm  #4


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt Round 2/Game 16

Both despicable bastards gonna have tae toss a coin for this.

Heads = Robbo
Tails - Eyebrows

EYEBROWS WINS

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01/11/2014 6:24 pm  #5


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt Round 2/Game 16

Darling.


Too much commotion
 

01/11/2014 6:46 pm  #6


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt Round 2/Game 16

The eyebrows have it

 

02/11/2014 12:21 am  #7


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt Round 2/Game 16

Darling, smarmy cunt who's out of touch with reality


Hear their shout, hear their roar
They've probably had a barrel of ale and much, much more
Hooray, hooray, hooray, yeah
Over the hill went the swords of a thousand men
 

02/11/2014 9:45 am  #8


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt Round 2/Game 16

Darling. Lunatic type cunt.

 

02/11/2014 4:17 pm  #9


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt Round 2/Game 16

Match of death. Go for Robertson.

 

02/11/2014 5:53 pm  #10


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt Round 2/Game 16

Robertson. Any Labour politician who accepts a peerage wants to have a good look at themselves


Yeah yeah Industrial Estate
 

02/11/2014 6:04 pm  #11


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt Round 2/Game 16

Full Time -

Lord Robertson - 3
Alistair Darling - 6

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02/11/2014 6:46 pm  #12


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt Round 2/Game 16

I demand a recount.

 

02/11/2014 7:05 pm  #13


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt Round 2/Game 16

Andy wrote:

I demand a recount.

Recount done.

Dode's TEA'S OOT.
 

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02/11/2014 7:17 pm  #14


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt Round 2/Game 16

FWIW, missed the boat but Darling, just, based on recent events.

 

02/11/2014 7:25 pm  #15


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt Round 2/Game 16

arabugsy wrote:

FWIW, missed the boat but Darling, just, based on recent events.

Amended.

Full Time -

Lord Robertson - 3
Alistair Darling - 7


 

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02/11/2014 10:00 pm  #16


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt Round 2/Game 16

I see eyebrows has just confirmed that he won't stand for reelection in May.

Pure bricking it that he'll lose his seat.

Also bet he was offered a gig in the House of Lords for his treason against Scotland.

 

02/11/2014 10:21 pm  #17


Re: Tekel Towers - The Ultimate Cunt Round 2/Game 16

Andy wrote:

I see eyebrows has just confirmed that he won't stand for reelection in May.

Pure bricking it that he'll lose his seat.

Also bet he was offered a gig in the House of Lords for his treason against Scotland.

Absolute certainty mate.
 

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