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Favourite Scottish words/phrases
'Heid the ba'
As in.
'Who cares what that cunt says he's a total fucking 'heid the ba' anyway'.
A quite glorious put doon.
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Her pud's fuckin bealin as in her vagina needs a wash 
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Hooray, hooray, hooray, yeah
Over the hill went the swords of a thousand men
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Tollie, Shite, Jobby...
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Scran
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Hing-oot.
'Nae danger she's a total hing-oot'
*A lady of loose sexual virtue*
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Infact
NAE DANGER
What a phrase.
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i'll bang yir puss
keech
sleekit cunt
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Shite the bed
As in "You bottled that challenge GMS. You're a total shite the bed"
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Cuntybas
Yeah yeah Industrial Estate
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Goan tak a sook o ma boabie hen 
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Over the hill went the swords of a thousand men
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Ye better geez a plehn ane.
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"Eh shat ma breeks"
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Bawbag and bawbag-ette
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Face like a meltit' wellie.
*the Lady in question is not renowned for being the most physically attractive of specimens.She does,infact,have a face somewhat resembling,that,of a melted wellington boot*
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Ehm no lickin ye oot again, eh got a moothful o tangy porkers this moarnin! 
Hear their shout, hear their roar
They've probably had a barrel of ale and much, much more
Hooray, hooray, hooray, yeah
Over the hill went the swords of a thousand men
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St Obswell wrote:
Ehm no lickin ye oot again, eh got a moothful o tangy porkers this moarnin!
Sure these arnae just Saint Obby-ism's? 
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Haha, you started it, im just relaying some shockers, ill try and keep the high baws low and the low baws high fae now on 
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Over the hill went the swords of a thousand men
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Fandan.
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Weesht.
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Braw.
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She looked like eh'd shat in her kettle.
He's got a face like a well skelped erse.
Too much commotion
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Eeech meegh hens keegh tolie bum fart 
Last phrase before I put you lads off your chocolate peanut butter toastie 
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Last phrase before I put you lads off your chocolate peanut butter toastie
Never heard that ain but have heard someone describing a woman's fanny as saying "It was like opening up a cheese toastie"
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Favourite Scottish Phrase?
"Hud that Lukasz!"
"Don't F*cking ever offer me that again!"
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Dookin fir chips puss
Yeah yeah Industrial Estate