The penultimate Match of Round 1 witnessed a close fought contest eventually won by Hun bastard MARK HATELY.He will now progress through to the 2nd Round (seeded),and joining him in Round 2 (unseeded) will be Top Gear cunt JEREMY CLARKSON,who finished in 2nd place.Eliminated fae the 'Ultimate Cunt' at the first hurdle are Chick 'The Dick' Young and smug,middle-class,'granny-grabber' Richard Madely.

Round 1/Game 16 -

Barry Ferguson -


V's

Iain Duncan Smith -


V's

Keith Jackson -


V's

Leigh Griffiths -


VOTING CLOSES TOMORROW (Wednesday 15th October) AT 10PM
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Cunts through Round 1 -

1.Kenny Clark (S)
2.The Queen
3.George W.Bush (S)
4.Ian Durrant
5.Jim Murphy (S)
6.Robert Mugabe
7.Nick Griffin (S)
8.Alistair Darling
9.Rolf Harris (S)
10.Kelvin MacKenzie
11.Nick Robinson (S)
12.Ruth Davidson
13.Boris Johnson (S)
14.Jim Traynor
15.Gordon Brown (S)
16.Davie Provan
17.Lord Robertson (S)
18.Rupert Murdoch
19.David Cameron (S)
20.Stewart Regan
21.George Osborne (S)
22.Nigel Farage
23.Murdo McLeod (S)
24.Cliff Richard
25.Katie Price (S)
26.Danny Alexander
27.Tony Blair (S)
28.Neil Doncaster
29.Mark Hately (S)
30.Jeremy Clarkson
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Cunts Eliminated in Round 1 -

1.Nick Clegg
2.Luis Suarez
3.Piers Morgan
4.Jeremy Kyle
5.Johann Lamont
6.Nacho Novo
7.Ed Miliband
8.John Barrowman
9.Vladimir Putin
10.Jack Straw
11.Andy Walker
12.David Beckham
13.Michelle Mone
14.Gordon Ramsay
15.Katie Hopkins
16.Louise Mensch
17.Prince Philip
18.Joey Barton
19.George Galloway
20.Ally McCoist
21.Eddie Izzard
22.Dave Lee Travis
23.Andy Goram
24.Barack Obama
25.Douglas Alexander
26.Neil Lennon
27.Roy Keane
28.Alan Sugar
29.Chick Young
30.Richard Madely