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Tek · 12/10/2014 5:37 pm

4 numbers fae 1 tae 8 please.

Andy · 12/10/2014 6:03 pm

1,2, 5 and 7 please sir.

St Obswell · 12/10/2014 6:28 pm

I suggest Paulo Hartley Cammy Fraser, Gregor Stevens and Kenny Black if your struggling for cunts Tek

Tek · 12/10/2014 10:09 pm

St Obswell wrote:
I suggest Paulo Hartley Cammy Fraser, Gregor Stevens and Kenny Black if your struggling for cunts Tek

Never struggling for cunts,Saint Obz.There's cunts oot there practically begging to get added intae this competition.

Many thanks for the numbers Andy.

The 14th Game of Round 1 (we are getting there) saw TONY BLAIR return a massive majority win,unluckily for Tony it was only to confirm that he is,infact,a massive cunt of a man and will now progress through to the 2nd Round of the 'Ultimate Cunt' as a top seed and potential winner.Joining him in the 2nd Round (albeit unseeded,but deservedly so imo) will be SPFL Chief dick NEIL DONCASTER who finished in 2nd place.Eliminated fae the tournament at the 1st hurdle are greeting faced millionaire Alan Sugar and Irish bellend Roy Keane.

Round 1/Game 15 -

Chick Young -

V's

Mark Hately -

V's

Richard Madely -

V's

Jeremy Clarkson -

VOTING CLOSES TOMORROW (Monday 13th October) AT 10PM
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Cunts through Round 1 -

1.Kenny Clark (S)
2.The Queen
3.George W.Bush (S)
4.Ian Durrant
5.Jim Murphy (S)
6.Robert Mugabe
7.Nick Griffin (S)
8.Alistair Darling
9.Rolf Harris (S)
10.Kelvin MacKenzie
11.Nick Robinson (S)
12.Ruth Davidson
13.Boris Johnson (S)
14.Jim Traynor
15.Gordon Brown (S)
16.Davie Provan
17.Lord Robertson (S)
18.Rupert Murdoch
19.David Cameron (S)
20.Stewart Regan
21.George Osborne (S)
22.Nigel Farage
23.Murdo McLeod (S)
24.Cliff Richard
25.Katie Price (S)
26.Danny Alexander
27.Tony Blair (S)
28.Neil Doncaster
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Cunts Eliminated in Round 1 -

1.Nick Clegg
2.Luis Suarez
3.Piers Morgan
4.Jeremy Kyle
5.Johann Lamont
6.Nacho Novo
7.Ed Miliband
8.John Barrowman
9.Vladimir Putin
10.Jack Straw
11.Andy Walker
12.David Beckham
13.Michelle Mone
14.Gordon Ramsay
15.Katie Hopkins
16.Louise Mensch
17.Prince Philip
18.Joey Barton
19.George Galloway
20.Ally McCoist
21.Eddie Izzard
22.Dave Lee Travis
23.Andy Goram
24.Barack Obama
25.Douglas Alexander
26.Neil Lennon
27.Roy Keane
28.Alan Sugar

Tek · 12/10/2014 11:04 pm

Richard Madely.Fucking wanker.watch this and feel the rage.

stobievulture · 13/10/2014 7:18 am

Probably richard madely ..the rest dinna bother me tbh

Sieb22 · 13/10/2014 7:53 am

Another group of death for me. Could go with anyone but will go for Chick Young, too west coast biased, I honestly don't think I have ever heard him say anything nice about our Dundee United.

Might be an exaggeration but fuck it, he's still a cunt.

arabugsy · 13/10/2014 9:40 am

Prick Young

motherwellarab · 13/10/2014 10:30 am

mark hateley

Hamiltonarab · 13/10/2014 11:18 am

Mark Hateley

St Obswell · 13/10/2014 11:52 am

Jeremy Clarkson

RogerTheAlien · 13/10/2014 12:16 pm

Jeremy clarkson. Complete and utter cunt.

european_bob · 13/10/2014 1:23 pm

I was going to say this one was close as they were on a similar level on the cuntometer and was going to vote for Chick, but that video TEK put on boils my piss.

Richard Madely, I didn't realise how much of a cunt you were and your dithering cunty cunt of a wife.

This morning cunt.

lifesanocean · 13/10/2014 2:37 pm

Mark Hateley. Hun bastard.

St Obswell · 13/10/2014 4:20 pm

Was going to go different from Clarkson but that stunt in Argentina sums him up again, can't fuckin help himself, people lost their lives in the Falklands and he makes a mockery of it! There's a time and place for humour. He gets my goat! Would love to see him try and pull a stunt like that in the Syria or so, his arse would be squealing like a goat. Fuck working with a cunt like that!

The Shed · 13/10/2014 7:35 pm

Hateley - massive cunt.

Never watch anything with Richard Madeley so wouldn't know how much of a cunt he is, Clarkson is a Tory cunt. Chick Young is a guy who you have to respect the fact that despite knowing absolutely fuck all about football, he's managed to fool enough people to make a living out of the game for decades, still a cunt tho.

Tek · 13/10/2014 7:50 pm

Score Update -

Mark Hately - 4
Jeremy Clarkson - 3
Richard Madely - 3
Chick Young - 2

Andy · 13/10/2014 9:56 pm

Hately.

Tek · 13/10/2014 10:03 pm

Score Update -

Mark Hately - 5
Jeremy Clarkson - 3
Richard Madely - 3
Chick Young - 2

*Hately has now won the tie.Please only vote for whichever of the 3 you wish to progress in 2nd place*

baldyeagle · 14/10/2014 11:33 am

Prick Young

huntedbyafreak · 14/10/2014 4:17 pm

Clarkson

Tek · 14/10/2014 9:38 pm

Full Time -

Mark Hately - 5
Jeremy Clarkson - 4
Richard Madely - 3
Chick Young - 3