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Tek · 11/8/2016 8:59 pm

Boring pish and had it's day.

Needs a revamp.... pish like dressage and synchronised swimming binned and new radical events introduced.

Know what I'd like to see?

Somebody kicking a football over a block of flats. That kind of a thing.

Any more suggestions Gents?

lifesanocean · 11/8/2016 9:21 pm

Crossbar challenge
Murderball

Tek · 11/8/2016 9:36 pm

Tell me more about 'murderball' Sir.

It sounds fucking excellent.

lifesanocean · 11/8/2016 9:51 pm

It was a mixture if football, rugby, handball and wrestling. We used to play it at the BB. No limit on team size and frequently involved poor buggers getting kicks in the chest or a rap in the puss. GOLD.

Commandos would be good as well. Hide a lit torch somewhere in a field. One team attacks looking for the torch, the other defends. This is played at night and involves hiding for hours at a time potentially to avoid being caught since it usually resulted in a kicking.

British bulldog would be good as well. We called it Foxy at school.

Tek · 11/8/2016 9:53 pm

lifesanocean wrote:
It was a mixture if football, rugby, handball and wrestling. We used to play it at the BB. No limit on team size and frequently involved poor buggers getting kicks in the chest or a rap in the puss. GOLD.

Commandos would be good as well. Hide a lit torch somewhere in a field. One team attacks looking for the torch, the other defends. This is played at night and involves hiding for hours at a time potentially to avoid being caught since it usually resulted in a kicking.

British bulldog would be good as well. We called it Foxy at school.

All of these are EXACTLY what I'm after.

I'd be glued to the telly if these were introduced.

lifesanocean · 11/8/2016 9:56 pm

Tek wrote:
lifesanocean wrote:
It was a mixture if football, rugby, handball and wrestling. We used to play it at the BB. No limit on team size and frequently involved poor buggers getting kicks in the chest or a rap in the puss. GOLD.

Commandos would be good as well. Hide a lit torch somewhere in a field. One team attacks looking for the torch, the other defends. This is played at night and involves hiding for hours at a time potentially to avoid being caught since it usually resulted in a kicking.

British bulldog would be good as well. We called it Foxy at school.

All of these are EXACTLY what I'm after.

I'd be glued to the telly if these were introduced.

Ken, they'd be fucking teckle.

TheShed · 11/8/2016 10:23 pm

Ultimate fireball (stolen from Friends)

Chap door run marathon round the same few streets, most doors chapped before getting a kicking.

Drunk hurdles

Andy · 11/8/2016 10:32 pm

Opened this thread to add chap door run, TheShed got there first.

Tek · 11/8/2016 10:33 pm

Shopping bag challenge.

Wee housewives fae all over the planet. The one who walks a mile in ardous conditions with the most shopping bags wins.

lifesanocean · 11/8/2016 10:37 pm

Plundering apples
Chickenelly
Dooking for apples

Sieb22 · 11/8/2016 11:48 pm

Replace Roman Greco Wrestling with WWE Wrestling.

Add Dodgeball ala Patches O'Houlihan (if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball).

And replace Gymnast Floor Routine with Pole Dancing.

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