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Tek · 08/10/2014 9:43 pm

1 number fae 1 tae 20 please.

Andy · 08/10/2014 9:53 pm

Has to be four, Shirley?

1,9,8,3.

Tek · 08/10/2014 10:03 pm

Andy wrote:
Has to be four, Shirley?

1,9,8,3.

Aye,Andy.Getting late.

As ever you're on the ball.Good lad.

Tek · 08/10/2014 10:27 pm

The 11th Game of Round 1 witnessed a run away victory for Chancellor of the Exchequer GEORGE OSBORNE who won the tie with 8 votes.The Tory cuntbag will now enter Round 2 as a top seed and joining him in the 2nd Round (albeit unseeded) will be chief Ukip cunt NIGEL FARAGE,who finished in 2nd place.Eliminated fae the 'Ultimate Cunt' at the first hurdle are Eddie Izzard and (rather tragically) creepy sex-pest Dave Lee Travis.

Round 1/Game 11 -

Murdo McLeod -

V's

Andy Goram -

V's

Barack Obama -

V's

Cliff Richard -

VOTING CLOSES TOMORROW (Thursday 9th October) AT 10PM
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Cunts through Round 1 -

1.Kenny Clark (S)
2.The Queen
3.George W.Bush (S)
4.Ian Durrant
5.Jim Murphy (S)
6.Robert Mugabe
7.Nick Griffin (S)
8.Alistair Darling
9.Rolf Harris (S)
10.Kelvin MacKenzie
11.Nick Robinson (S)
12.Ruth Davidson
13.Boris Johnson (S)
14.Jim Traynor
15.Gordon Brown (S)
16.Davie Provan
17.Lord Robertson (S)
18.Rupert Murdoch
19.David Cameron (S)
20.Stewart Regan
21.George Osborne (S)
22.Nigel Farage
_____________________________________________________________________________________
Cunts Eliminated in Round 1 -

1.Nick Clegg
2.Luis Suarez
3.Piers Morgan
4.Jeremy Kyle
5.Johann Lamont
6.Nacho Novo
7.Ed Miliband
8.John Barrowman
9.Vladimir Putin
10.Jack Straw
11.Andy Walker
12.David Beckham
13.Michelle Mone
14.Gordon Ramsay
15.Katie Hopkins
16.Louise Mensch
17.Prince Philip
18.Joey Barton
19.George Galloway
20.Ally McCoist
21.Eddie Izzard
22.Dave Lee Travis

arabugsy · 08/10/2014 10:43 pm

Turdo, for Jase alone.

arabugsy · 08/10/2014 10:51 pm

TEK wrote:
Andy wrote:
Has to be four, Shirley?

1,9,8,3.
Aye,Andy.Getting late.

As ever you're on the ball.Good lad.

Hunted gave 4 last round without further comment.

RogerTheAlien · 09/10/2014 12:01 am

Goram purely for that picture and team.

St Obswell · 09/10/2014 12:43 am

Murdo McCuntincleod for throwing the spanner in works of Jason's life and livelihood. Totally despicable decision the cunt still tries to justify to this day. Been a bitter bastard since the Brazil game in the 1990 World Cup. Take that you cunt

Last edited by St Obswell (09/10/2014 12:48 am)

The Shed · 09/10/2014 5:37 am

Cliff richard for his music alone, and theres a lot of other reasons on top.

lifesanocean · 09/10/2014 5:51 am

Turdo. Hopefully Cliff gets through as well.

Turdo is still bitter about Utd beating his Thistle team in that play-off game. Cunt.

stobievulture · 09/10/2014 6:10 am

murder mcleod... hate how they roll that tit out to comment on every single celtic game on radio scotland... fuck off ya cunt

Andy · 09/10/2014 7:38 am

Pretty shite selections, sorry.

Will go for Cliff as he killed Jill Dando, kinda, and she was a ride.

PS which Andy Goram is it?

Last edited by Andy (09/10/2014 9:46 am)

european_bob · 09/10/2014 9:49 am

It's got to be Cliff, even if you take the music out of the equation he is one creepy son of a bitch. He is the kind of guy that has a sweaty, limp and lingering handshake.

So much about this thing that is wrong.

Cliff you are a cunt.

Hamiltonarab · 09/10/2014 11:33 am

Cunto McCunted for me. Why o why is he allowed on the radio?! "When I was a THELTIC......."

And of course is involvement in the infamous Jason Scotland - Hibs Board.

huntedbyafreak · 09/10/2014 3:24 pm

Goram.

Fat cunt

Sieb22 · 09/10/2014 5:43 pm

Slim pickings. Will go for Murdo.

Tek · 09/10/2014 8:16 pm

I'll go for Murdo too.

Jason Scotland would have scored a lot of goals and made Utd a lot of money.

Disgusting what happened there.

Part of Scottish Fitba's 'make-up-the-rules-as-you-go-along' rich heritage.

Has any other player ever had their work permit turned down before or since ?

David_Blunkett · 09/10/2014 8:43 pm

Murdo.

Sponsored by the bbc to go watch Celtic every week as well, the cunt.

arabugsy · 09/10/2014 9:31 pm

TEK wrote:
I'll go for Murdo too.

Jason Scotland would have scored a lot of goals and made Utd a lot of money.

Disgusting what happened there.

Part of Scottish Fitba's 'make-up-the-rules-as-you-go-along' rich heritage.

Has any other player ever had their work permit turned down before or since ?

The real beauty for me is he showed we're disliked by both cheeks of a truly horrible rancorous and rancid arse.

Tek · 09/10/2014 9:48 pm

Full Time -
Murdo McLeod - 8
Cliff Richard - 3
Andy Goram - 2
Barack Obama - 0