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08/5/2016 9:19 pm  #1


Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - Round 1/Game 15

4 numbers from 1 to 8 please.

 

08/5/2016 9:23 pm  #2


Re: Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - Round 1/Game 15

Yes!

I get to pick.

1,3,4,8.

 

08/5/2016 11:52 pm  #3


Re: Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - Round 1/Game 15

ThaCoo wrote:

Yes!

I get to pick.

1,3,4,8.

LOL.

I admire your enthusiasm Mr Coo and i thank you for the numbers also.

The 14th game of this absolutely fucking majestic 'cauldron of hate' masquerading as a competition witnessed Uber-Hun Ian Ferguson win the tie fairly easily and as a consequence of said victory will cruise through to the 2nd Round of Cuntdom and as a seeded prospect to boot.And joining him in the hat for the next Round (albeit unseeded) is another ex-Deadco midfield cunt El Hadji Diouf who finished runner-up.Eliminated from the tournament at this juncture are the only 'mildly irritating' duo of Derek Ferguson and Mark Viduka.

Round 1/Game 15 -

Peter Grant - Celtic CUNT 1982-1997

Born - Bellshill,Scotland (30th August 1965)
Cuntish Traits - Uber-Tim,Tim Arrogance

V's

Ally McCoist - Rangers CUNT 1983-1998+2011-2014

Born - Bellshill,Scotland (24th September 1962)
Cuntish Traits - Uber-Staunchness,Casual Sectarianism

V's

Terry Hurlock - Rangers CUNT 1990-1991

Born - Hackney,London,England (22nd September 1958)
Cuntish Traits - On-Field-Thuggery,Michael Boltonesque hairdoo (Circa 19990-92)

V's

Chris Sutton - Celtic CUNT 2000-2006

Born - Nottingham,England (10th March 1973)
Cuntish Traits - Moody,Outspoken,Smarmy,Arrogant,havers absolute Panther piss on BT Sports and ruins another wise decent sports channel

VOTING CLOSES LATER TODAY (Monday 9th May) AT 10PM
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Cunts Through Round 1 -

1.Jock Wallace (S)
2.Bob Malcolm
3.Derek Johnstone (S)
4.Graham Roberts
5.Mark Hately (S)
6.Lee McCulloch
7.Murdo MacLeod (S)
8.Craig Burley
9.Scott Brown (S)
10.Aiden McGeady
11.Ian Black (S)
12.Davie Cooper
13.Nacho Novo (S)
14.Walter Smith
15.Andy Goram (S)
16.Kenny Miller
17.Anthony Stokes (S)
18.Alan Hutton
19.Leigh Griffiths (S)
20.Terry Butcher
21.Tosh McKinlay (S)
22.Gazza
23.Sandy Jardine (S)
24.Rab Douglas
25.Neil Lennon (S)
26.Gregor Stevens
27.Ian Ferguson (S)
28.El Hadji Diouf

____________________________________________________________________________________
Cunts Eliminated in Round 1 -

1.Jonathan Gould
2.Ian Wright
3.Kris Boyd
4.Roy Keane
5.Barry Ferguson
6.Andy Walker

7.Kyle Lafferty
8.John Hartson
9.Jackie McNamara
10.Martin O'Neill

11.Bobo Balde
12.Ian Durrant
13.Paolo Di Canio
14.John Brown
15.Scott Nisbet
16.Alan Thompson
17.Alex MacDonald
18.Mo Johnston
19.Frank McAvennie
20.Frank McGarvey
21.Artur Boruc
22.Rino Gattuso
23.Vladimir Weiss
24.John Collins

25.Davie Provan
26.Pierre Van Hooijdonk
27.Derek Ferguson
28.Mark Viduka

 

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09/5/2016 12:58 am  #4


Re: Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - Round 1/Game 15

Sutton, utter fucking bellend.

 

09/5/2016 4:17 am  #5


Re: Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - Round 1/Game 15

Sutton

 

09/5/2016 5:49 am  #6


Re: Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - Round 1/Game 15

Sally. A wolf in sheeps clothing.


Too much commotion
 

09/5/2016 7:02 am  #7


Re: Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - Round 1/Game 15

Sutton please


We don't give a damn what the others say
We'll cheer on United all the way
For we are the Terrors of Tannadice
 
 

09/5/2016 7:11 am  #8


Re: Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - Round 1/Game 15

Peter Grant

 

09/5/2016 7:23 am  #9


Re: Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - Round 1/Game 15

Comical Ally the Cheeky Chappy

Cunt.

 

09/5/2016 7:47 am  #10


Re: Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - Round 1/Game 15

Between McCoist and Sutton for me, but I'll go for the two faced cunt that was never offside in the eyes of our officials, McCoist please, Tek.

 

09/5/2016 7:47 am  #11


Re: Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - Round 1/Game 15

Only one possible winner here.

The fat fuck whose "who are these people" rant lead to SFA panel members getting a visit from Strathclyde's finest to give advice on how to deal with suspect packages.

An entirely different level of cuntishness from McCoist

 

09/5/2016 8:21 am  #12


Re: Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - Round 1/Game 15

Hated Grant back in the day, but Sutton has over-taken him in the cunt stakes. 

 

09/5/2016 8:56 am  #13


Re: Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - Round 1/Game 15

Can see why folk are voting for McCoist, Hurlock and Sutton but can't see past Peter Grant for this one. The cuntish hair, the cuntish face, the lack of footballing ability...so many reasons 

Last edited by Goodie Conway 2 (09/5/2016 8:56 am)

 

09/5/2016 10:09 am  #14


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09/5/2016 1:10 pm  #15


Re: Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - Round 1/Game 15

CS


I don't know a lot, but I know what I like!
 

09/5/2016 7:12 pm  #16


Re: Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - Round 1/Game 15

Lots of cunts that would easy win a semi but Sutton easily.

Gets my golden buzzer if we have such things for this.

 

09/5/2016 8:24 pm  #17


Re: Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - Round 1/Game 15

Chris Sutton

Never has a good word to say about Scottish football even though he's paid well to attend games for free.

I hate the way he calls us Dundee Yoooniited too.

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09/5/2016 9:53 pm  #18


Re: Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - Round 1/Game 15

Full Time -

Chris Sutton - 7
Ally McCoist - 5
Peter Grant - 2
Terry Hurlock - 0

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