Thanks for the numbers Pat and apologies everyone for not updating the competition for a few days (I hit the bevvy a bit over the weekend to try to blurt out an upcoming painful event ).

The 10th game of the opening Round witnessed victory registered for racist,joy-riding,love-rat thief Leigh Griffiths and as a consequence he will now progress through to the 2nd Round as a seed.
And joining the little wanker in Round 2 (albeit unseeded) will be former England and Hun defender Terry Butcher who finished runner-up.Eliminated from the tournament at this early stage are two ex-Tim forwards called 'Frank'.Namely McAvennie and McGarvey respectively.

Round 1/Game 11 -

Gazza - Rangers CUNT 1995-1998

Born - Gateshead,England (27th May 1967)
Cuntish Traits - Wife-Beater,Casual sectarianism,Urinating on team mate

V's

Tosh McKinlay - Celtic CUNT 1994-1999

Born - Glasgow,Scotland (3rd December 1964)
Cuntish Traits - Battered team mate,scowling horrible little face you'de never tire of punching,Derry bastard

V's

Rino Gattuso - Rangers CUNT 1997-1998

Born - Corigliano Calabro,Italy (9th January 1978)
Cuntish Traits - Aggression,horrible little scowling face,humourless wee prick

V's

Artur Boruc - Celtic CUNT 2005-2010

Born - Siedlce,Poland (20th February 1980)
Cuntish Traits - Arrogance,belligerence,aggression

VOTING CLOSES TOMORROW (Wednesday 4th May) AT 10PM
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Cunts Through Round 1 -

1.Jock Wallace (S)
2.Bob Malcolm
3.Derek Johnstone (S)
4.Graham Roberts
5.Mark Hately (S)
6.Lee McCulloch
7.Murdo MacLeod (S)
8.Craig Burley
9.Scott Brown (S)
10.Aiden McGeady
11.Ian Black (S)
12.Davie Cooper
13.Nacho Novo (S)
14.Walter Smith
15.Andy Goram (S)
16.Kenny Miller
17.Anthony Stokes (S)
18.Alan Hutton
19.Leigh Griffiths (S)
20.Terry Butcher
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Cunts Eliminated in Round 1 -

1.Jonathan Gould
2.Ian Wright
3.Kris Boyd
4.Roy Keane
5.Barry Ferguson
6.Andy Walker
7.Kyle Lafferty
8.John Hartson
9.Jackie McNamara
10.Martin O'Neill
11.Bobo Balde
12.Ian Durrant
13.Paolo Di Canio
14.John Brown
15.Scott Nisbet
16.Alan Thompson
17.Alex MacDonald
18.Mo Johnston
19.Frank McAvennie
20.Frank McGarvey
 

Tosh, Derry wanker.

Tosh McKinlay

Can't stand the wee bastard for some reason.

I was going to say Gazza, but he slightly redeemed himself when he took Raoul Moat a 6 pack and a fishing rod during that siege thing a few years back.
   ​I'm going to go for RINO GATTUSSO.  Little rat faced fucker who thought he was Erchie.  Couldn't stand the wee prick.   Boruc just annoyed me and Tosh McKinlay is nothing to me.  Out of interest, what team mate did he batter?

Gascoigne's earlier challenge on Parker is around 1 minute into this clip:



 

PatReilly wrote:

Gascoigne, please, Tek.

Got off with near murder on the park with his elbows, and dreadful tackles, one of the worst being that on Gary Charles at Wembley where any other player would have been sent off (the decision probably costing Brian Clough his best chance of the FA Cup).

Watch the first fifteen minutes of that match to see a cowardly refereeing performance. Before the assault on Charles, Gascoigne had also caught Garry Parker on the chest in the first few minutes, but the referee just gave him a talking to, as it was 'Gazza', the cheeky chappie of the English game.

I've put the attack on Charles up here:



 

How he wasn't sent off for that tackle is beyond me, even though you could actually tackle in those days that is just an assault.  Some free kick from Pearce.

Overrated  player and overrated game!

£25 for an Amstrad game in 1990!! Thank goodness Sensible Soccer was just around the corner.

Macho Man wrote:

Tek wrote:

Macho Man wrote:

Tosh McKinlay is nothing to me.  Out of interest, what team mate did he batter?

 
Henrik Larsson.

Aye?  Surely that gets him brownie points?  No?

I didn't mind Larsson tbh.

Very classy player who i enjoyed watching even before he went to Celtic (USA '94 he was exceptional for Sweden).

McKinlay's just a wee prick.
 

Gazza