Thanks for the numbers once again The Shed.

The 5th game of the opening Round witnessed an easy victory registered for the lobotomised figure of Scott Brown.The horrible bastard will now progress through to the 2nd Round now as a seed.And joining him in the 2nd Round also (albeit unseeded) will be turncoat wee Castlemilk nyaff Aiden McGeady who finished runner-up.Eliminated from the tournament at the 1st hurdle are two ex-Tim cunts in Martin O'Neill and our hopeless ex-Manager Jackie Fucking McNamara.

Round 1/Game 6 -

Ian Durrant - Rangers Deadco/Newco CUNT 1984-1998 + 2005-Present

Born - Glasgow,Scotland (29th October 1966)
Cuntish Traits - Uber-Staunchness,Scowling wee face,horrible humourless demeanour

V's

Bobo Balde - Celtic CUNT 2001-2009
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Born - Marseille,France (5th October 1975)
Cuntish Traits - On-field thuggery,arrogance

V's

Ian Black - Rangers CUNT 2012-2015

Born - Edinburgh,Scotland (14th March 1985)
Cuntish Traits - Neddish behaviour,On-field thuggery,constantly scowling,moaning and whinging on the pitch

V's

Davie Cooper - Rangers CUNT 1977-1989

Born - Hamilton,Scotland (25th February 1956)
Died - Cumbernauld,Scotland (23rd March 1995)
Cuntish Traits - Ask former St.Mirren legend Tony Fitzpatrick for his opinion on Cooper

VOTING CLOSES LATER TODAY (Tuesday 26th April) AT 10PM
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Cunts Through Round 1 -

1.Jock Wallace (S)
2.Bob Malcolm
3.Derek Johnstone (S)
4.Graham Roberts
5.Mark Hately (S)
6.Graham Roberts
7.Murdo MacLeod (S)
8.Craig Burley
9.Scott Brown (S)
10.Aiden McGeady
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Cunts Eliminated in Round 1 -

1.Jonathan Gould
2.Ian Wright
3.Kris Boyd
4.Roy Keane
5.Barry Ferguson
6.Andy Walker
7.Kyle Lafferty
8.John Hartson
9.Jackie McNamara
10.Martin O'Neill
 

Bobo Balde. An absolute thug.

Ian Black was more to be laughed at than hated. The other two were both uber cunts but, were also fantastic footballers in their day so get a reprieve for that.

A wee aside. What does ex-Utd midfielder James Wesolowski have to do with all of this???

Last edited by lifesanocean (26/4/2016 6:16 am)

Cooper, a dreadful cunt of a human being.Behaviour constantly covered up by a compliant media too, then awarded god-like status on death.

IB

Ian Black, by a fucking mile.

Goodie Conway 2 wrote:

LOL - Tony Fitzpatrick! Just another CUNT!

I know he was quite a 'physical' player but off the pitch he always struck me as one of the cheeriest individuals in Scottish football at the time.Maybe just me?

Anyway my vote unfortunately goes to Davie Cooper.I say unfortunately as he was a fantasticly gifted player who i genuinely admired growing up.One of the few players out-with Utd i would try and emulate when playing with my pals.

Over the years i have heard things about him though that don't paint a very nice picture of the man to put it mildly.

Check post 13 here from Jambos Kickback.A rumour i've heard and read elsewhere over the years.

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/150476-davie-cooper/


 

Tek wrote:

Goodie Conway 2 wrote:

LOL - Tony Fitzpatrick! Just another CUNT!

I know he was quite a 'physical' player but off the pitch he always struck me as one of the cheeriest individuals in Scottish football at the time.Maybe just me?

Anyway my vote unfortunately goes to Davie Cooper.I say unfortunately as he was a fantasticly gifted player who i genuinely admired growing up.One of the few players out-with Utd i would try and emulate when playing with my pals.

Over the years i have heard things about him though that don't paint a very nice picture of the man to put it mildly.

Check post 13 here from Jambos Kickback.A rumour i've heard and read elsewhere over the years.

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/150476-davie-cooper/


 

Ooft, just read that.  Fucking scumbag.  Must say though, Duncan Ferguson (when at der Hun) seemingly did/said something similar to Tony Mowbray after his wife died which resulted in Mark Hateley knocking his own team mate out.
 

Score Update - 

Ian Black - 6
Davie Cooper - 3
Ian Durrant - 2
Bobo Balde - 1

Are SEVCO players really part of the Old Firm??

lifesanocean wrote:

Tek wrote:

Goodie Conway 2 wrote:

LOL - Tony Fitzpatrick! Just another CUNT!

I know he was quite a 'physical' player but off the pitch he always struck me as one of the cheeriest individuals in Scottish football at the time.Maybe just me?

Anyway my vote unfortunately goes to Davie Cooper.I say unfortunately as he was a fantasticly gifted player who i genuinely admired growing up.One of the few players out-with Utd i would try and emulate when playing with my pals.

Over the years i have heard things about him though that don't paint a very nice picture of the man to put it mildly.

Check post 13 here from Jambos Kickback.A rumour i've heard and read elsewhere over the years.

http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/150476-davie-cooper/


 

Ooft, just read that.  Fucking scumbag.  Must say though, Duncan Ferguson (when at der Hun) seemingly did/said something similar to Tony Mowbray after his wife died which resulted in Mark Hateley knocking his own team mate out.
 

I just remember TF being a blethering erse at a time when St. Mirren had a sign over us. I suppose he was harmless enough.

Just read about Cooper though. It doesn't get much lower than that. He's secured my vote for the next round.