Tekel Towers » Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT

Tek · 21/4/2016 10:56 pm

4 numbers from 1 to 56 please.

Glasgow is tangerine · 21/4/2016 11:37 pm

9,13,31,50

Tek · 22/4/2016 12:55 am

Thanks for the numbers GiT.

The 2nd game of the opening Round witnessed yet another two ex-Hun bastards seal their progression into the 2nd Round.The tie was won by obese former Hun forward Derek Johnstone and as a consequence it is he who will progress through to the next Round as a seed.And joining him in the next Round (albeit unseeded) will be former Defender Graham Roberts who finished runner-up.Eliminated from the tournament are the horrible duo of Kris Boyd and Roy Keane.We don't wish them well.

Round 1/Game 3 -

Barry Ferguson - Rangers CUNT 1996-2003+2005-2009

Born - Hamilton,Scotland (2nd February 1978)
Cuntish Traits - Staunchness,neddish behaviour

V's

Mark Hately - Rangers CUNT 1990-1995+Jan-May 1997

Born - Derby,England (7th November 1961)
Cuntish Traits - Hun Arrogance,Horrendous dress sense,Spouts hun propoganda pish constantly in SMSM

V's

Lee McCulloch - Rangers CUNT 2007-2015

Born - Belshill,Scotland (14th May 1978)
Cuntish Traits - Hun Arrogance,Staunchness,On-Field Thuggery

V's

Andy Walker - Celtic CUNT 1987-1991+1994-1996

Born - Glasgow,Scotland (6th April 1965)
Cuntish Traits - Horrible little scowling face,spouting constant Tim biased propoganda in the SMSM,thinks he's a hard man

VOTING CLOSES LATER TODAY (Friday 22nd April) AT 9PM
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Cunts Through Round 1 -

1.Jock Wallace (S)
2.Bob Malcolm
3.Derek Johnstone (S)
4.Graham Roberts
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Cunts Eliminated in Round 1 -

1.Jonathan Gould
2.Ian Wright
3.Kris Boyd
4.Roy Keane

lifesanocean · 22/4/2016 5:49 am

Jesus Christ this is a tough one. I'm going to go for Andy Walker simply for the fact that you have to listen to the cunt every week endlessly sucking up to Celtic.

Last edited by lifesanocean (22/4/2016 12:19 pm)

TheShed · 22/4/2016 6:00 am

Walker

arabchanter · 22/4/2016 7:20 am

Every one of them could be a potential winner, you know you could leave this as a permanent competition and we would all be dade before you ran oot o' Cunts to put up here!
I'll choose Hateley

Beardy23 · 22/4/2016 7:29 am

Elbows McCuntloch

22/4/2016 8:06 am

HATEly - spouted some amount of pish when Rangers were in their death throes and the aftermath. Also a cunt of a player

kiwiarab · 22/4/2016 9:05 am

this is more like it, 4 really solid candidates

ferguson - bizarrely, i thought he was promising as a youngster, good footballing brain and technique. As his career went on, he turned into a cartoon character, angry wee ned yelling at his team mates, opposition, refs, journalists, his own manager, because it wasn't going his way.
hately - a really obnoxious bitter one sided individual. i think his hatred of united stems from the 94 final and welshy winning every ball then golac laughing at him
walker - annoying pundit, tries to sound like a "ra sellick" legend even though he was pish. never delivered in big games for celtic, sieb out psyching him at somerset park years ago is classic

so it has to be mcculloch, total thug with hardly any ability, plus a victim mentality

PatReilly · 22/4/2016 9:44 am

Lee McCulloch, in a tight cunt contest.

,please Tek.

Sieb22 · 22/4/2016 10:15 am

22/4/2016 11:43 am

HATEly - the other three were natural old firm cunts whereas that one had to work at it so he gets a gold star for effort

Foo Kin Twat · 22/4/2016 12:13 pm

Horsey. But a genuine Group of Death and all the signs are the latter stages of this will be immense!

Morphman · 22/4/2016 12:18 pm

Total group of death this. Absolute mare of a group. Met Barry Ferguson one time though and suprisingly he actually came across as a no bad lad fir some reason

Hately for me, narrowly over Andy Walker. Walker is a an absolute cunt but at least he didna also show up on live tele wearing jeans, trainers and a suit on the top half like Hately.

Group of death though, a real tough ane.

David_Blunkett · 22/4/2016 2:52 pm

Hately

Tek · 22/4/2016 3:48 pm

Andy Walker

A monumental arsehole who i dislike immensely.

Seen me leave my holdall on a train once and said fuck all (long story)

Wee bastard.

SlatefordArab · 22/4/2016 6:28 pm

This is so tough, every one of them a complete cunt.

Hately, a total bawbag and drove past me and my mates on the Cleppy once giving us the finger.

Glasgow is tangerine · 22/4/2016 8:29 pm

Tough but probably Ferguson

Tek · 22/4/2016 8:37 pm

Score Update -

Mark Hately - 7
Lee McCulloch - 3
Andy Walker - 3
Barry Ferguson - 2

*Hately has now won the tie...need a runner-up*

doontheroadarab · 22/4/2016 10:41 pm

McCulloch please.

Tek · 22/4/2016 10:46 pm

doontheroadarab wrote:
McCulloch please.

Nice to see your return DTRA

Full Time -

Mark Hately - 7
Lee McCulloch - 4
Andy Walker - 3
Barry Ferguson - 2