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19/4/2016 9:52 pm  #1


Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - Round 1/Game 1

4 numbers from 1 to 64 please.

 

19/4/2016 9:57 pm  #2


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Only 64, I take it you're only doing the cunts from this season?

10  20 30 40 please


I don't know a lot, but I know what I like!
 

19/4/2016 11:01 pm  #3


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arabchanter wrote:

Only 64, I take it you're only doing the cunts from this season?

10  20 30 40 please

I'm wondering if 10 is Stewart Regan, 20 Neil Doncaster, 30 Sandy Bryson, and 40 Jim Traynor.
 

 

19/4/2016 11:42 pm  #4


Re: Tek Towers - Ultimate Old Firm CUNT - Round 1/Game 1

64 cunts.

2 progress each game (winner = seeded+runner-up =unseeded into next Round).

Round 1/Game 1 -

Bob Malcolm - Rangers Cunt 1997-2006

Born - Glasgow,Scotland (12th November 1980)
Cuntish Traits - Bigotry,moany looking cunt

V's

Jock Wallace - Rangers Cunt 1972-1978+1983-1986

Born - Wallyford,Scotland (6th September 1935)
Died - Basingstoke,England (24th July 1996)
Cuntish Traits - Volcanic temper,quintessential Hun arrogance

V's

Ian Wright - Celtic Cunt 1999-2000

Born - London,England (3rd November 1963)
Cuntish Traits - Arrogance,Smugness,Hot-headed,Daft fucking grin,always looking pleased with himself

V's

Jonathan Gould - Celtic Cunt 1997-2003

Born - Paddington,England (18th July 1968)
Cuntish Traits - Constantly scowling,Constantly moaning,nothing his fault,got wide with big Kjell once

VOTING CLOSES LATER TODAY (Wednesday 20th April) AT 9PM
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Cunts Through Round 1 -

1.
2.
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Cunts Eliminated in Round 1 -

1.
2.

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19/4/2016 11:50 pm  #5


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No 4 Jonathon Gould.

I was actually talking about that cunt at work earlier.Couldn't fucking stand him.

Should never have won any Scotland cap.Usual shite just cos he played for one of the OF

Last edited by Glasgow is tangerine (19/4/2016 11:58 pm)

 

20/4/2016 5:53 am  #6


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Boab Malcolm

 

20/4/2016 5:55 am  #7


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'Jungle Fighter' Jock Wallace. Hun bastard. Ian Redford got him telt as it said in his book.

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Too much commotion
 

20/4/2016 8:00 am  #8


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Ooft what a selection of utter cunts.  Has to be Malcolm for me, a truly horrible hun.

 

20/4/2016 8:47 am  #9


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Do we vote for one Hun Cunt and one Tim Cunt?

If so,

Jock Wallace

Ian Wright

 

20/4/2016 9:35 am  #10


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Goodie Conway 2 wrote:

Do we vote for one Hun Cunt and one Tim Cunt?

If so,

Jock Wallace

Ian Wright

 
No mate.

Just vote for one Cunt.

So is that another vote for Jock? Or is it Wright?

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20/4/2016 9:48 am  #11


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Ok - one cunt it is!

Jock "cunt" Wallace. What a CUNT

 

20/4/2016 11:20 am  #12


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I'd forgot Gould even played for Celtic or Scotland, yet he was there a long time.

Jock Wallace was just a simpleton, mind getting told by a Hearts player that, when Wallace (as Hearts coach) went on a demented half time rant, the player said, 'But Boss, that's not logical'. 

Wallace went ballistic and told the player not 'tae get big wordit with me!' 

Wright can be annoying on the telly, petulant even, but he at least shows a bit of passion, and was only at Celtic a short time.

Boab Malcolm won't win the competition overall, but he does enough to outcunt the other three competitors: sectarianism, tax dodging, drink driving, team mate assault, failure to pay bank loans, and played for Dundee.

Boab Malcom, please, Tek.

 

20/4/2016 11:26 am  #13


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Anyone who can produce a team of cheating, thugs has to be the one so jock wallace is my pick

 

20/4/2016 1:35 pm  #14


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Ian Wright

Proper cunt.

 

20/4/2016 3:57 pm  #15


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Jock Wallace for being an original horrible bigoted cunt, but Bob Malcolm ran him close for being a BNB tae as well as a talentless carthorse.

 

20/4/2016 3:58 pm  #16


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Jock Wallace

Exuded that Hun arrogance and sense of self-importance that has permeated throughout their club and support since almost their conception (and seems to just get worse year on year).

I've posted this before but check out this interview after a 1-1- draw at Ibrox with Utd in November 1983.Skip too 19.30ish.


The same old tired rhetoric that we still hear was getting broadcast and taken as gospel well over 30 years ago.

'Scotland NEEDS a strong Rangers'.

Dundee United were Champions of Scotland at the time and Aberdeen had beaten Real Madrid in a European Cup Final just 6 months previous.

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20/4/2016 6:38 pm  #17


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Just to change it up again for a wee bit of fun. Either a first name or surname will make up that person.

 

 

20/4/2016 9:04 pm  #18


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Full Time -

Jock Wallace - 6
Bob Malcolm - 3
Jonathan Gould - 1
Ian Wright - 1

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