Tekel Towers » The Rangers v Celtic

Tek · 14/4/2016 3:40 pm

As much as I also dislike Celtic I would quite like to see them absolutely hump Sevco on Sunday.My reasons are two fold...

1)I don't think I could handle losing a potential Final against they horrible bastards.If we lose to Celtic.. meh.Been there, done that, got the T-shirt x1000

2)It would absolutely sicken horrible cunts like Walter Smith, Chris Graham, etc etc etc.

Anyone else have a preference of the outcome?

SlatefordArab · 14/4/2016 3:55 pm

The thought of rocking up to Hampden next month and being surrounded by those mutants that go to Ibrox fills me with utter despair. Breathing the same air as them is bad enough.

I cannot stand their pals across the city either, two cheeks of the same cancer ridden, puss filled arse, but like you say Tek we've been there done that against them. I honestly think if we get through and play The Rangers some of the loonies that follow them will be looking for trouble as they really really hate us.

Regardless, I won't be watching this, I'd rather stick pins in my eyes quite frankly.

TheShed · 14/4/2016 4:09 pm

A preference? Like choosing between cancer and AIDS.

Fwiw I think The blue team will win and we'll beat them in the final to really get it up Walter and co.

But I'm shit at predictions.

PatReilly · 14/4/2016 9:17 pm

Here's another question (mainly for Sevco fans):

Who's the only player to have played for all three Old Firm clubs?

Tek · 14/4/2016 9:25 pm

PatReilly wrote:
Here's another question (mainly for Sevco fans):

Who's the only player to have played for all three Old Firm clubs?

That would be Kenny Miller.

PatReilly · 14/4/2016 9:31 pm

Tek wrote:
PatReilly wrote:
Here's another question (mainly for Sevco fans):

Who's the only player to have played for all three Old Firm clubs?

That would be Kenny Miller.

Aye, ex-Stenhousemuir player Kenny Miller, who has suddenly improved this year. Wonder why?

And, I'd rather play the green cheek in the Final, we have to beat them sometime.

lifesanocean · 15/4/2016 7:44 pm

I hope the ball bursts and it pisses down with rain.
I also hope the women of Strathclyde spend the 90 minutes at a self-defence class.

Last edited by lifesanocean (15/4/2016 7:44 pm)

arabchanter · 15/4/2016 8:22 pm

I'm sure The Bigot Brothers and the great unwashed will show the world what they've been missing

I'm sure all the League Chairmen will be begging them to come and join them!

PatReilly · 15/4/2016 9:18 pm

lifesanocean wrote:
I hope the ball bursts and it pisses down with rain.
I also hope the women of Strathclyde spend the 90 minutes at a self-defence class.

From the Glasgow Herald:

Police to 'remove serial domestic abusers from homes' ahead of Old Firm match

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/14426807.Police_to__remove_serial_domestic_abusers_from_homes__ahead_of_Old_Firm_match/

Words fail me.

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arabchanter · 15/4/2016 10:12 pm

PatReilly wrote:
lifesanocean wrote:
I hope the ball bursts and it pisses down with rain.
I also hope the women of Strathclyde spend the 90 minutes at a self-defence class.
From the Glasgow Herald:

Police to 'remove serial domestic abusers from homes' ahead of Old Firm match

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/14426807.Police_to__remove_serial_domestic_abusers_from_homes__ahead_of_Old_Firm_match/

Words fail me.

I think Sky must have missed that somehow, a sense of reality for there daily homage to the Bigot twins.

TheShed · 15/4/2016 10:34 pm

PatReilly wrote:
lifesanocean wrote:
I hope the ball bursts and it pisses down with rain.
I also hope the women of Strathclyde spend the 90 minutes at a self-defence class.
From the Glasgow Herald:

Police to 'remove serial domestic abusers from homes' ahead of Old Firm match

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/14426807.Police_to__remove_serial_domestic_abusers_from_homes__ahead_of_Old_Firm_match/

Words fail me.

Unbelievable that this is what it comes to.

But then again - Not every arsehole is an old firm fan, but every old firm fan is an arsehole.

Actually just a thought, can't they give them all match tickets and let them kick fuck out of each other?

Arabnophobia · 16/4/2016 7:21 pm

PatReilly wrote:
lifesanocean wrote:
I hope the ball bursts and it pisses down with rain.
I also hope the women of Strathclyde spend the 90 minutes at a self-defence class.
From the Glasgow Herald:

Police to 'remove serial domestic abusers from homes' ahead of Old Firm match

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/14426807.Police_to__remove_serial_domestic_abusers_from_homes__ahead_of_Old_Firm_match/

Words fail me.

Police to remove ersehole pundits from media outlets ahead of Glasgow derby would make me happier.

Sure the wife/bairn/husband bigoted beaters will still find someone to abuse whether they take ain of the filthy characters oot the hoose or no.
Fitba is fitba but it not in Glasgow!

Rot in yer ain culture the morn you bunch of fuckwits!

Tek · 16/4/2016 10:33 pm

Tek wrote:
As much as I also dislike Celtic I would quite like to see them absolutely hump Sevco on Sunday.My reasons are two fold...

1)I don't think I could handle losing a potential Final against they horrible bastards.If we lose to Celtic.. meh.Been there, done that, got the T-shirt x1000

2)It would absolutely sicken horrible cunts like Walter Smith, Chris Graham, etc etc etc.

Anyone else have a preference of the outcome?

Now Utd's participation in the Cup is over i couldn't give a flying fuck who wins.

I just want a bloodbath/riot.

Andy · 17/4/2016 6:11 am

Was probably feigning indefferrence to this while we still had an interest in the cup, but now that's over I can categorically state that I hope Celtic hammer the tribute act on and off the pitch.

Riots, bloodbath, injuries, red cards, horses on the pitch - the whole shooting match.

Please let the IRA and UVF songs be heard loud and clear and shame this nation in front of millions of people watching around the world.

I genuinely am looking forward to a season in the Championship if it means no New Old Firm chat.

japanarab · 17/4/2016 7:05 am

Celtic to absolutely hammer them. Hate both but blue minks are a different breed. Then Hibs to pump Celtic.

Tek · 17/4/2016 2:33 pm

Bullet dodged Lads.

Imagine getting pumped from Newco at Hampden to put the tin lid on our Season from Hell.

Billy_Hainey · 17/4/2016 3:25 pm

I was actually gonna have this match on Sly Sport in the background, while I was in the hoose by mysell, doing a loada DIY roond the hoose for the missus, but at the very first mention of "Rangers will soon be back in the top flight of Scottish football where they belong" by the Sly presenters, I turned it off.

Edmond Dantes · 17/4/2016 8:20 pm

Did my handmade device that i left yesterday to obliterate every one of these cunts not explode then?