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Tek · 05/10/2014 8:38 pm

4 numbers fae 1 tae 32 please.

huntedbyafreak · 05/10/2014 8:39 pm

5 10 25 30

Tek · 05/10/2014 9:03 pm

Fucks sake just wrote it aw up and page crashed

Tek · 05/10/2014 9:13 pm

Many thanks Hunted.

The 8th Game of Round 1 proved to be a topsy-turvy affair that was eventually won by GORDON BROWN.He will now enter Round 2 as a top seed,the cunt that he is.Joining him in Round 2 (albeit unseeded) will be DAVIE PROVAN who actually finished on the same points as Brown,but only by virtue of a toin coss.Sadly we have to eliminate fae the tournament Tory lovin' slags Katie Hopkins and Louise Mensch.

Round 1/Game 9 -

Lord George Robertson of Port Ellon -

V's

Prince Philip -

V's

Rupert Murdoch -

V's

Joey Barton -

VOTING CLOSES TOMORROW (Monday 6th October) AT 10PM
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Cunts through Round 1 -

1.Kenny Clark (S)
2.The Queen
3.George W.Bush (S)
4.Ian Durrant
5.Jim Murphy (S)
6.Robert Mugabe
7.Nick Griffin (S)
8.Alistair Darling
9.Rolf Harris (S)
10.Kelvin MacKenzie
11.Nick Robinson (S)
12.Ruth Davidson
13.Boris Johnson (S)
14.Jim Traynor
15.Gordon Brown (S)
16.Davie Provan
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Cunts Eliminated in Round 1 -

1.Nick Clegg
2.Luis Suarez
3.Piers Morgan
4.Jeremy Kyle
5.Johann Lamont
6.Nacho Novo
7.Ed Miliband
8.John Barrowman
9.Vladimir Putin
10.Jack Straw
11.Andy Walker
12.David Beckham
13.Michelle Mone
14.Gordon Ramsay
15.Katie Hopkins
16.Louise Mensch

huntedbyafreak · 05/10/2014 9:19 pm

I fucking hate Lord Robertson. Ticks all the boxes. Labour cunt, accepted peerage, funny face and hopeless in the 80's whilst Thatcher shafted Scotland.

However, Prince Philip is a cunt. He gets my vote. My grandad served on the same boat as him in WW2. He said he was a complete cunt.

He gets my vote

The Shed · 05/10/2014 9:54 pm

Hard to look past murdoch but prince philip gets my vote, just for being royal. That makes him a huge cunt imo.

Joey bartons alright btw.

lifesanocean · 05/10/2014 9:55 pm

Rupert Murdoch. Bit of a group of death though.

Andy · 05/10/2014 9:58 pm

Lord "the parliament in Edinburgh will kill Scottish Nationalism stone dead" Robertson.

Horrible cunt, ticks all the boxes.

Tek · 05/10/2014 10:06 pm

Dode Robertson for me.Fucking Unionist cunt.

Sieb22 · 05/10/2014 10:27 pm

Rupert Murdoch. Too much power and influence for one man, thinks he's above the law and everyone else.

RogerTheAlien · 06/10/2014 1:39 am

Lord Robertson, the guys a complete Scottish hating Bastard. Definitely considers himself British.

St Obswell · 06/10/2014 11:43 am

George Robertson

Hamiltonarab · 06/10/2014 11:43 am

Lord Robertson on this one. A corruptable cunt.

Tek · 06/10/2014 3:46 pm

The Shed wrote:
Joey bartons alright btw.

Putting out a fag in a youth players face ?

Sounds like a horrible wee thug tae me.

Tek · 06/10/2014 3:48 pm

Score Update -
Lord Robertson - 5
Prince Philip - 2
Rupert Murdoch - 2
Joey Barton - 0

stobievulture · 06/10/2014 4:13 pm

rupert murdoch...horrible cunt

arabugsy · 06/10/2014 9:07 pm

Good ain, TEK!

First past the post +1 is no good for this round.

Rupert Murdoch = 100% cunt.
Lord weeest mooth in the world = 99.999999% cunt.
Prince Parasite = 99.999998% cunt.
Barton = 98% cunt.

At least three should go through for the sake of the democratic vote over the whole competition, not just an individual result for isolated elections.

PS perhaps the ultimate Count just joined us?

Last edited by arabugsy (06/10/2014 9:15 pm)

Tek · 06/10/2014 9:25 pm

arabugsy wrote:
Good ain, TEK!

First past the post +1 is no good for this round.

Rupert Murdoch = 100% cunt.
Lord weeest mooth in the world = 99.999999% cunt.
Prince Parasite = 99.999998% cunt.
Barton = 98% cunt.

At least three should go through for the sake of the democratic vote over the whole competition, not just an individual result for isolated elections.

PS perhaps the ultimate Count just joined us?

Luck of the draw i'm afraid Bugs.

Full Time -
Lord Robertson - 5
Rupert Murdoch - 3
Prince Philip - 2
Joey Barton - 0

arabugsy · 06/10/2014 11:07 pm

Justice is done, relatively.