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european_bob · 25/9/2014 4:41 pm

As per the TV show, straight to the depths of hell.......

I'll start, anyone near a high street with an acoustic guitar making every song 'your own.' Please get a gig, if you are any good people will pay to see you.

lifesanocean · 25/9/2014 6:55 pm

Adverts for computers and computer software like Microsoft. Twee, middle class Americans saying stuff like 'I'm a pc.' GGRRRR!

Tek · 25/9/2014 8:01 pm

People with no manners.

Example.Holding a door open for someone and they just walk by you without any acknowlegment or thanks.

David_Blunkett · 25/9/2014 10:27 pm

Commentators saying "Just about did enough!" Arrrrrggghh!

St Obswell · 26/9/2014 11:00 am

Bar staff manners nowadays. There was a time when they would ask you what you would like as soon as you enter the saloon, now they will do anything but serve you (not all may i add but most) like head in the phone stance, selective hearing/service etc

lifesanocean · 26/9/2014 11:42 am

Folk who go abroad on holiday 2-3 times a year then spend the rest of the year moaning about how they've got no money.
When your work has a dress down day and some folk come in dressed in hiking boots/shoes and hiking clothes. Are you going up the hills today?????? No, well why are you dressed like you are then????????? Have some sense of style ffs.

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David_Blunkett · 26/9/2014 12:14 pm

Every day is dres down day in my office. Jeans and a Polo shirt all the way.

Normal t-shirt and keep the trainers on, on a Friday though.

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Sieb22 · 26/9/2014 2:27 pm

People who walk across the road right next to a set of crossing traffic lights without using them.

european_bob · 26/9/2014 4:51 pm

lifesanocean wrote:
Folk who go abroad on holiday 2-3 times a year then spend the rest of the year moaning about how they've got no money.
When your work has a dress down day and some folk come in dressed in hiking boots/shoes and hiking clothes. Are you going up the hills today?????? No, well why are you dressed like you are then????????? Have some sense of style ffs.

I was at a wedding where a guests was wearing a suit with a big pair of hiking boots. I don't even think he was taking the piss.

european_bob · 26/9/2014 4:54 pm

TEK wrote:
People with no manners.

Example.Holding a door open for someone and they just walk by you without any acknowlegment or thanks.

This one does my head in.

St Obswell · 27/9/2014 11:00 am

Kebab shops that run oot of donner

huntedbyafreak · 27/9/2014 1:31 pm

lifesanocean wrote:
Folk who go abroad on holiday 2-3 times a year then spend the rest of the year moaning about how they've got no money.
When your work has a dress down day and some folk come in dressed in hiking boots/shoes and hiking clothes. Are you going up the hills today?????? No, well why are you dressed like you are then????????? Have some sense of style ffs.

People who wear hiking clothes are cunts

Hamiltonarab · 01/10/2014 11:36 am

Folk who drive in the middle lane of a 3 lane motorway. Does my fucking tits in. I now just undertake everyone of them to try and show them up.

Hamiltonarab · 06/10/2014 12:05 pm

I thought I would just put my 101st post in Room 101.

arabugsy · 06/10/2014 8:51 pm

Very fitting indeed.

I've reserved a post on the film thread for 2001 a space odyssey.

Hamiltonarab · 07/10/2014 11:44 am

arabugsy wrote:
Very fitting indeed.

I've reserved a post on the film thread for 2001 a space odyssey.

Can't wait! Will be sure to come soon I would bet. Hahaha.

european_bob · 08/10/2014 4:32 pm

YOLO, LOLZ, ledge, twerking, selfie, #anything.... any of that shite.

Put the lot it, kill it with fire.

european_bob · 08/10/2014 4:35 pm

Adverts for TOWIE, Made in Chelsea, Giro Shore - The programmes are terrible but can be avoided, its the adverts that do my head in, they are incessant.

arabugsy · 08/10/2014 6:05 pm

Can't remember the last time I saw an advert. Tape everything and ad breaks are now 2 presses of a fast forward button. Having said that, don't watch much ITV but there's the odd C4/E4 programme.

Andy · 08/10/2014 10:06 pm

Pet hate(s) of mine in everyday language are the following.

1) I was literally just talking about that.

As opposed to metaphorically just talking about that. Or any use of the word literally, which gets literally used in almost every sentence these days.

2) He gave 110% out there.

He did not, 100% is the maximum then he literally can not have given any more than that.

3) He just about kept it in.

Did he or did he not literally keep it in? It looks like he did, they are playing on but you're inferring that by just about keeping it in he in fact did not keep it in. Are you 110% sure?

RogerTheAlien · 08/10/2014 11:57 pm

This IS and hostage chat.

Cameron and Obama need to man the fuck up deal with them properly Instead of pussyfooting around It. Innocent lives have been barbarically taken will we watch In fear.

european_bob · 09/10/2014 3:53 pm

Andy wrote:
Pet hate(s) of mine in everyday language are the following.

1) I was literally just talking about that.

As opposed to metaphorically just talking about that. Or any use of the word literally, which gets literally used in almost every sentence these days.

2) He gave 110% out there.

He did not, 100% is the maximum then he literally can not have given any more than that.

3) He just about kept it in.

Did he or did he not literally keep it in? It looks like he did, they are playing on but you're inferring that by just about keeping it in he in fact did not keep it in. Are you 110% sure?

110%

Andy · 09/10/2014 7:34 pm

Ha ha, who is this Limmy fella?

Never heard of him before the referendum but read a few things from him about it since, I thought he was a political reporter or something, I'm now assuming he's a comedian?

huntedbyafreak · 09/10/2014 9:05 pm

Andy wrote:
Ha ha, who is this Limmy fella?

Never heard of him before the referendum but read a few things from him about it since, I thought he was a political reporter or something, I'm now assuming he's a comedian?

He's FAF on twitter. His TV Programme was hit and miss. Mostly miss IMO. Some of his vines on twitter are FAF though

huntedbyafreak · 09/10/2014 9:10 pm

https://vine.co/v/hen9Bvi7TZv