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Mass Debates · 29/9/2015 4:48 pm

Hearing that he has torn his ACL yesterday in training and will be out for months

Silver · 29/9/2015 4:51 pm

Shockerooni.

Tear the cunts contract up, book him a flight, drive him thru to the airport, and escort him onto the plane.

Beardy23 · 29/9/2015 4:58 pm

Mass Debates wrote:
Hearing that he has torn his ACL yesterday in training and will be out for months

FFS Bowman!

Andy · 29/9/2015 5:20 pm

I tore my anterior and lateral ligaments last June last year and it was January before I was playing again.

It could rule him out for the season.

bowers · 29/9/2015 5:28 pm

This is fucking comical

Mass Debates · 29/9/2015 6:06 pm

Andy wrote:
I tore my anterior and lateral ligaments last June last year and it was January before I was playing again.

It could rule him out for the season.

Yep I took three months post ACL surgery before I was even jogging again, add in his hammy issues its no looking good.

However I'm a fat non athlete so I wouldn't be taking my recovery as a timetable 🍪🍩🍨🍕🍔🍟

Tek · 29/9/2015 6:09 pm

Silver wrote:
Shockerooni.

Tear the cunts contract up, book him a flight, drive him thru to the airport, and escort him onto the plane.

I agree

Possibly the worst signing ever.

Silver · 29/9/2015 6:25 pm

Tek wrote:
Silver wrote:
Shockerooni.

Tear the cunts contract up, book him a flight, drive him thru to the airport, and escort him onto the plane.

I agree

Possibly the worst signing ever.

He just has to be a contender for that title mate. Words fail me on this cunt tbh. I don't like this term, but the words "wage thief" spring to mind when I think about him.

Not the most professional off the park so I'm led to believe.

Get rid as soon as possible.

Rocky Raccoon · 29/9/2015 6:38 pm

I wouldn't call him a wage thief as he is injured, Swanson on the other hand was at it.

Rocky Raccoon · 29/9/2015 6:38 pm

I'd rip up his contract though, fucking liability.

29/9/2015 7:45 pm

Mass Debates wrote:
Hearing that he has torn his ACL yesterday in training and will be out for months

Not that I would wish to be harsh where players and injuries are concerned but who the fuck would notice.

Maybe he's just been downright unlucky but the bottom line is he's been a waste of money.

Contract up at end of season I think, doubt we'll see him again.

Billy_Hainey · 29/9/2015 8:06 pm

Think you're right scarp. Believe he signed a 2 year contract July last year.

SuperMario · 29/9/2015 9:45 pm

Shame on the lad if true never nice seeing players being constantly injured

lifesanocean · 29/9/2015 9:50 pm

I gave PVH shit about Mario and his non-existent hamstrings on Twitter earlier before I'd seen this. Oops. I should feel bad.

But I don't.

geegee · 29/9/2015 10:02 pm

lifesanocean wrote:
I gave PVH shit about Mario and his non-existent hamstrings on Twitter earlier before I'd seen this. Oops. I should feel bad.

But Mario was nothing to do with PVH??

lifesanocean · 29/9/2015 10:15 pm

geegee wrote:
lifesanocean wrote:
I gave PVH shit about Mario and his non-existent hamstrings on Twitter earlier before I'd seen this. Oops. I should feel bad.

But Mario was nothing to do with PVH??

Really? I thought all the foreign boys came through Pierre. Ach well.

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geegee · 29/9/2015 10:32 pm

lifesanocean wrote:
geegee wrote:
lifesanocean wrote:
I gave PVH shit about Mario and his non-existent hamstrings on Twitter earlier before I'd seen this. Oops. I should feel bad.

But Mario was nothing to do with PVH??
Really? I thought all the foreign boys came through Pierre. Ach well.

Not 100% mate, but sure I read a few times he came a different route

Arabnophobia · 29/9/2015 10:36 pm

lifesanocean wrote:
geegee wrote:
lifesanocean wrote:
I gave PVH shit about Mario and his non-existent hamstrings on Twitter earlier before I'd seen this. Oops. I should feel bad.

But Mario was nothing to do with PVH??
Really? I thought all the foreign boys came through Pierre. Ach well.

Don't mind anyone giving PVH grief bud. Still pist off with the cunt 20 years on after he helped ruin a good away day in the Scottish. Was a typical away day in Glasgow in the end but worth a look up to the 13th minute.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gMCmKUcrHgw
Nae sending off for the septic goalie and only one penalty? ?

Last edited by Arabnophobia (29/9/2015 10:37 pm)

doontheroadarab · 29/9/2015 10:50 pm

geegee wrote:
lifesanocean wrote:
geegee wrote:

But Mario was nothing to do with PVH??
Really? I thought all the foreign boys came through Pierre. Ach well.

Not 100% mate, but sure I read a few times he came a different route

I believe It's common practise for an agent to act as an intermediary for another agent, he introduces the agents player to one of his contacts and if the player is moved on the intermediary gets a slice of the action.
So while he might be right in saying they weren't his players, he may well have had something to do with their movements.

bowers · 01/10/2015 7:11 am

Could be out for upto 6 months in todays paper

Foo Kin Twat · 01/10/2015 7:34 am

bowers wrote:
Could be out for upto 6 months in todays paper

Been there and got the T Shirt on that particular injury. More like a MINIMUM of 6 months. I would not wish that injury on anyone though. Joking apart, he can join Dave Sneijder in the Dutch Tangerine Retirement Home. We won't be seeing Mario or his delicate hamstrings ever again. If only we had a big striker on the books........oh we do, but haud on, he'll be sitting in the Firhill Stand with us all on Saturday!!!

arabchanter · 01/10/2015 8:15 am

Mario is "The Tampon" 1 week in 3 weeks oot

Beardy23 · 01/10/2015 8:16 am

Maybe he can get a job selling lucky white heather

bowers · 01/10/2015 8:30 am

Better aff selling programmes.

Silver · 01/10/2015 8:35 am

Better aff just getting aff the wage bill.

Injuries aside, he's pish.