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Mass Debates · 12/9/2015 9:02 pm

Ken what the worse thing for me is that my wee lad is just starting to get into football and I am trying to teach him the ways of the shed, bought him a season ticket but yet to get him to a game this season and I canny bring myself to take him to watch that shite. He has started school and his two pals are on about Celtic and the current shite we've serving up isn't helping.

Please please UTD get this sorted out as I canny lose my lad to the tic cause you're decided to have no ambition! Spunked another £80.00 in the shop today on a strip and tracksuit for him, I'm trying my best maybe you fuckers might want to do the same

lifesanocean · 12/9/2015 11:26 pm

Mass Debates wrote:
Ken what the worse thing for me is that my wee lad is just starting to get into football and I am trying to teach him the ways of the shed, bought him a season ticket but yet to get him to a game this season and I canny bring myself to take him to watch that shite. He has started school and his two pals are on about Celtic and the current shite we've serving up isn't helping.

Please please UTD get this sorted out as I canny lose my lad to the tic cause you're decided to have no ambition! Spunked another £80.00 in the shop today on a strip and tracksuit for him, I'm trying my best maybe you fuckers might want to do the same

Trying to do the exact same with my wee lad. He's been to about 6 games now and seen us win once against Motherwell be GMS Armstrong sales. Fucking disgrace. Gtf Jackie.

Tek · 13/9/2015 1:19 am

Mass Debates wrote:
Ken what the worse thing for me is that my wee lad is just starting to get into football and I am trying to teach him the ways of the shed, bought him a season ticket but yet to get him to a game this season and I canny bring myself to take him to watch that shite. He has started school and his two pals are on about Celtic and the current shite we've serving up isn't helping.

Please please UTD get this sorted out as I canny lose my lad to the tic cause you're decided to have no ambition! Spunked another £80.00 in the shop today on a strip and tracksuit for him, I'm trying my best maybe you fuckers might want to do the same

I feel ya MD.

My wee lad is 6 and i am choking to take him to a nearby game soon.

But i couldn't honestly go and take him to watch that shite the now,he'd never want to go back.Fighting a losing battle living through here as it is.All his wee mates at school support Celtic/Sevco.

Not wasting my limited spare cash on putting him through watching garbage.Will take him once i start seeing a man in the dugout and lads on the pitch proud to wear the strip and fighting for every point.

Sieb22 · 13/9/2015 11:42 am

Just off the nightshifts, went for a run this morning, was wearing my United strip circa 96-97 and was bitten by a dog on my arse!

I blame Jackie and ST!

Nipped like fuck and all! JACKIE OOT!!!

13/9/2015 12:51 pm

Sieb22 wrote:
Just off the nightshifts, went for a run this morning, was wearing my United strip circa 96-97 and was bitten by a dog on my arse!

I blame Jackie and ST!

Nipped like fuck and all! JACKIE OOT!!!

Hope the strip didnae get damaged

Sieb22 · 13/9/2015 1:18 pm

scarpia wrote:
Sieb22 wrote:
Just off the nightshifts, went for a run this morning, was wearing my United strip circa 96-97 and was bitten by a dog on my arse!

I blame Jackie and ST!

Nipped like fuck and all! JACKIE OOT!!!

Hope the strip didnae get damaged

It was unharmed thankfully, to be honest my arse is hard not to miss, unless your Dowser with a banjo!

Billy_Hainey · 13/9/2015 2:59 pm

This has just apperared in the online Daily Wrecker. Jackie admitting that it's his fault, and his job's on the line.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-match-reports/dundee-united-1-kilmarnock-2-6434701

Foo Kin Twat · 13/9/2015 4:05 pm

I suppose this is a small step forward. But it's not saying, "my 3 coaches and I will accept 4 months wages and will go as that's in everyone's best interests". Until that I'm guessing we're stuck with them, coz the Chairman isn't gonna pay them up x4 for 20 months!!!

Until then, all we're left with is our team being Pointless

Last edited by Foo Kin Twat (13/9/2015 4:32 pm)

Andy · 13/9/2015 4:57 pm

Is Jim Spence hinting that Jackie will be sacked and it announced at 6pm?

Spencey can be a right cryptic cunt at times but that's what I've read into his tweets this afternoon.

Probably just wishful thinking mind.

RRDH · 13/9/2015 5:27 pm

Andy wrote:
Is Jim Spence hinting that Jackie will be sacked and it announced at 6pm?

Spencey can be a right cryptic cunt at times but that's what I've read into his tweets this afternoon.

Probably just wishful thinking mind.

Just reading through them, think its more likely to be a supporters group statement or something to do with SC situation... his "there may be trouble ahead" statement is ominous. Dont think the manager is away. One can only hope though. What time is it in the UK right now?

Foo Kin Twat · 13/9/2015 5:56 pm

Approaching 1800 hrs mate.

RRDH · 13/9/2015 6:04 pm

10am here, seahawks just kicked off.

Sieb22 · 13/9/2015 6:06 pm

RRDH wrote:
10am here, seahawks just kicked off.

Where abouts are you RRDH, in the Washington State?

RRDH · 13/9/2015 6:12 pm

exactly mate. Just outside of Seattle in a little suburb. Actually right next to Seahawks and sounders training dacilities. You familliar with the state?

Sieb22 · 13/9/2015 6:29 pm

RRDH wrote:
exactly mate. Just outside of Seattle in a little suburb. Actually right next to Seahawks and sounders training dacilities. You familliar with the state?

Just had a guy at work who emigrated back from Aberdeen Washington. Quite partial to the Seahawks in the playoffs since my original NFL team is very mediocre, the Oakland Raiders and never hardly reach the playoffs.

Also Washington is right above Oregon where they filmed the Goonies and Kindergarten Cop in a small place called Astoria. Would love to go there one day. I assume Washington would be very similar.

RRDH · 13/9/2015 6:34 pm

Dead right yeah. Aberdeen incidently is where Kurt Cobain was born. Have been to Astoria and the Oregon coast for a spot of surfing, really nice but love it here in Seattle. Let me know if you ever come over then, will sort you out mate.

Sieb22 · 13/9/2015 6:46 pm

RRDH wrote:
Dead right yeah. Aberdeen incidently is where Kurt Cobain was born. Have been to Astoria and the Oregon coast for a spot of surfing, really nice but love it here in Seattle. Let me know if you ever come over then, will sort you out mate.

Would love to mate, it's on my bucket list!

Sieb22 · 13/9/2015 6:51 pm

Just checked Twitter and Spencie replied to someone asking if any sort of statement would be released tonight from the club in relation to all the speculation, and he replied No.

TheShed · 13/9/2015 7:27 pm

Not really expecting anything until at least Tuesday.

Whole clubs got a funeral to go to tomorrow.

PatReilly · 13/9/2015 7:46 pm

I expect Jmac and his pals will still be in place next week, unfortunately.

bowers · 13/9/2015 8:01 pm

Same pat.

However we get beat from caley hes off i hope

Andy · 13/9/2015 8:03 pm

TheShed wrote:
Not really expecting anything until at least Tuesday.

Whole clubs got a funeral to go to tomorrow.

Good point, it would seem crass to announce something tomorrow, but then again business is business.

Heard earlier that there was a board meeting after the game yesterday, don't know if it was planned or emergency.

Andy · 13/9/2015 8:18 pm

RRDH wrote:
exactly mate. Just outside of Seattle in a little suburb. Actually right next to Seahawks and sounders training dacilities. You familliar with the state?

I seen the Seahawks training facility on Sky's NFL32 Live coverage on Wednesday, looked incredible, not looking so good for them right now mind.

As always I'll start this season expecting the Bears to be wondeful and they will end up being fucking brutal, much like watching United.