Tekel Towers » Football Forum sayings you hate

Tek · 21/5/2015 11:00 pm

Heard this one loads down the years on Utd Forums.

When you suggest a player we could sign and someone pipes up with 'and what we paying this guy with...magic beans??'

AIDS chat.

huntedbyafreak · 21/5/2015 11:08 pm

Don't mind the magic beans chat tbh.

The Noel Hunt money joke though is fucking BAD AIDS. Proper Mark Fowler stuff

http://youtu.be/uaguioYv46c

Tek · 21/5/2015 11:14 pm

The whole FACT chat.

EBOLA

Tek · 21/5/2015 11:15 pm

huntedbyafreak wrote:
Don't mind the magic beans chat tbh.

The Noel Hunt money joke though is fucking BAD AIDS. Proper Mark Fowler stuff

http://youtu.be/uaguioYv46c

Aye you used to use the magic beans line often.

It was kinda 'your thing'.

arabchanter · 21/5/2015 11:16 pm

"I will NEVER set foot inside Tannadice again" @Dramamammas

Tek · 21/5/2015 11:17 pm

'We're DUNDEE UNITED not Manchester Utd".

Away and die.

huntedbyafreak · 21/5/2015 11:18 pm

Tek wrote:
huntedbyafreak wrote:
Don't mind the magic beans chat tbh.

The Noel Hunt money joke though is fucking BAD AIDS. Proper Mark Fowler stuff

http://youtu.be/uaguioYv46c
Aye you used to use the magic beans line often.

It was kinda 'your thing'.

It's cause it's quality patter IMO

stobievulture · 21/5/2015 11:22 pm

FACT
WASC
WFDUFC

just fucking nonsense

Tek · 21/5/2015 11:23 pm

Read this one more on Twitter but sometimes pops up on Forums too,that whole #TEKKERS pish when somebody scores anything half decent skill wise.

Just NO.

Very Talk Sport/Little Englander patter.

huntedbyafreak · 21/5/2015 11:29 pm

Tekkers is AIDS

Hamiltonarab · 22/5/2015 9:14 am

stobievulture wrote:
FACT
WASC
WFDUFC

just fucking nonsense

Well said, can't stand those. Plus everytime it gets used its like they are trying to tempt fate!

I hated when Gomis was refered to as The Go! Just sounded so fucking bent.

Last edited by Hamiltonarab (22/5/2015 9:15 am)

St Obswell · 24/5/2015 4:07 am

Girfuy, Gtf, Donkey, WATP & We are shite

David_Blunkett · 24/5/2015 5:22 pm

I like using Magic Bean to reference the sillyness of Bnb's.

"Get your magic beans!"

huntedbyafreak · 24/5/2015 6:44 pm

Nothing wrong with the magic beans chat. It's GOLD

Sieb22 · 24/5/2015 10:15 pm

The term 'superfan'

Arabnophobia · 24/5/2015 11:17 pm

My mole tells me

huntedbyafreak · 30/5/2015 3:57 pm

One that I really hate is when we release a player

"They'll come back to haunt us"

Basically means that we shouldn't ever release a player in case they come back and score v us. We'd have a squad of over 100

St Obswell · 30/5/2015 4:06 pm

huntedbyafreak wrote:
One that I really hate is when we release a player

"They'll come back to haunt us"

Basically means that we shouldn't ever release a player in case they come back and score v us. We'd have a squad of over 100

It's 7023 players since records began, some wage bill that would be, imagine what the fed would say lol

huntedbyafreak · 30/5/2015 4:11 pm

St Obswell wrote:
huntedbyafreak wrote:
One that I really hate is when we release a player

"They'll come back to haunt us"

Basically means that we shouldn't ever release a player in case they come back and score v us. We'd have a squad of over 100

It's 7023 players since records began, some wage bill that would be, imagine what the fed would say lol

Haha

motherwellarab · 31/5/2015 7:49 am

oh dont sign him he has to many tattoos

Tek · 02/6/2015 11:35 pm

motherwellarab wrote:
oh dont sign him he has to many tattoos

Haha.

David_Blunkett · 03/6/2015 12:17 am

motherwellarab wrote:
oh dont sign him he has to many tattoos

I may or may not have been involved in that debate. It's not the amount, it's the coverage and type.

Ryan Stevenson looks like a gadgie bastard with neck tattoos and on his hands.

I'm a fickle cunt.

huntedbyafreak · 03/6/2015 5:56 pm

David_Blunket wrote:
motherwellarab wrote:
oh dont sign him he has to many tattoos
I may or may not have been involved in that debate. It's not the amount, it's the coverage and type.

Ryan Stevenson looks like a gadgie bastard with neck tattoos and on his hands.

I'm a fickle cunt.

I'm with Mr Blunkett here.

Another of my pet hates it's not so bad on forums but awful on Twitter is online petitions.

They disgust me.

Them and folk tweeting players asking for Retweets. Do my fucking nut it

Morphman · 03/6/2015 6:51 pm

No always a forum saying but eh hate people in Scottish fitba saying "He's got a great engine on him". No even a mention fae some managers/fans up here about footballing ability, so long as the boy can run about like a headless chicken, dire

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Arabnophobia · 03/6/2015 9:42 pm

All that 'Superfan' argumentative labelling nonsense on MAD.