Many thanks Hammy.

The 23rd fight of the 1st Round witnessed the biggest massacre of the tournament,thus far.CRAIG CHARLES kicked seven shades of shit outta Ant McPartlin after the hapless geordie inadvertedly made a pass at The Corrie stars wife after a drunken night of zambucas and Tia Maria's at the TV Quick Soap Awards aftershow party.It is alleged that towards the end of Mr Charles's prolonged attack on McPartlin he was rumoured to be screaming 'BYKER GROVE WAS FUCKING SHIT AND GEOFF WAS A FUCKIN' PAEDO YOU GEORDIE CUNT' at the prostrate figure of the popular tv host.We wish Mr McPartlin well.

Round 1/Fight 23 -

David Tennant

DoB - 18th April 1971
Age - 44
Place of birth - Bathgate (Scotland)
Height - 6'1"

V's

Marilyn Manson

DoB - 5th January 1969
Age - 46
Place of Birth - Canton,Ohio (US)
Height - 6'1"

VOTING CLOSES TOMORROW (Tuesday 5th May) AT 9AM
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1.EDDIE IZZARD 6 -4 Simon Pegg
2.Ricky Gervais 2 -3 WILL.I.AM
3.GEORGE GALLOWAY 7 -1 Chris Martin
4.SIR KENNETH BRANAGH 6 -5 Owen Wilson
5.David Cameron 2 -8 STEPHEN MERCHANT
6.SHAUN RYDER 9 -0 Louis Theroux
7.ROB BRYDON 7 -1 Declan Donnelly
8.JAMES McAVOY 6 -5 John Lydon
9.TOM HANKS 7 -2 Tim Henman
10.LENNY HENRY 9 -0 Davie Provan
11.Duncan Bannantyne 2 - 5 RUSSELL BRAND
12.JUDE LAW 8 -0 Bono
13.IRVINE WELSH 7 -0 Jonathan Ross
14.MARK OWEN 5 -4 Phillip Schofield
15.WILLIE MILLER 6 -5 Lewis Hamilton
16.COLIN FIRTH 8 -0 Adrian Chiles
17.John McKay 2 -3 CALVIN HARRIS
18.Dermot O'Leary 1 -5 BOB MORTIMER
19.STEVE COOGAN 6 -2 Hugh Grant
20.JIM SPENCE 7 -0 Shane Richie
21.Richard Gordon 2 -5 PAOLO NUTINI
22.DANIEL RADCLIFFE 5 -2 Harry Styles
23.CRAIG CHARLES 9 -0 Ant McPartlin

Tennant would win beating Manson so bad he would have to see a Doctor Who may or may not be made up just for this bad pun.























I couldn't help it, I apologise. 

Sonic screwdriver wins over an alcoholic drug riddled Alice Cooper tribute act.

Tennant victorious.
 

Score Update -

David Tennant - 4
Marilyn Manson - 1

Tennant