Tekel Towers » Friday's Fan Focus #7

Arabnophobia · 01/5/2015 8:50 pm

We're you a Shed boy in past days?

If yes, what's yer best memory in the Shed?

Arabnophobia · 01/5/2015 8:51 pm

Best United souvenir?

huntedbyafreak · 01/5/2015 8:52 pm

Arabnophobia wrote:
What's the worst thing you have been caught for or noticed doing at a United match?

I spewed when Grant Brebner scored that last minute winner v Hertz in 2005. It had been a great week and I'd had a good 6 pints prior to game. When he beat Gordon I was that excited and jumped about so much that I was actually sick in the Shed.

Arabnophobia · 01/5/2015 8:54 pm

If you were granted a go at committing a United related crime with no comeback, what crime would you choose to do on behalf of you and us mate?

Arabnophobia · 01/5/2015 8:55 pm

Craziest ever away day and reasons?

huntedbyafreak · 01/5/2015 8:59 pm

Arabnophobia wrote:
We're you a Shed boy in past days?

If yes, what's yer best memory in the Shed?

Yeah. Went to the Shed until 1994. Loads of great memories. One of my favourite memories was my mate getting hit in the puss by a practice shot from Hoss before a game. Must have been about 14 or 15 and my mate fucking decked it and had a puss like he'd been dooking fir chips for about a week.

One of the best football one was probably Gary Stevens og in the last minute to get an equaliser in 1989(?). Me and Chips used to sit up the back on the wall against the corrugated iron back of Shed. So many great moments. Willie Miller from Hibs og in last minute from corner flag is another great one. They stick in mind rather than some of the great games I've seem from the Shed. Great moments with your mates

That's a bit soppy sounding

huntedbyafreak · 01/5/2015 9:01 pm

Arabnophobia wrote:
Best United souvenir?

Not much of a collector of stuff. Few signed strips. Programmes etc

Arabnophobia · 01/5/2015 9:04 pm

Ever been lifted UTD related?

huntedbyafreak · 01/5/2015 9:07 pm

Arabnophobia wrote:
If you were granted a go at committing a United related crime with no comeback, what crime would you choose to do on behalf of you and us mate?

Tough one. Kill Ian Ferguson probably. Although Kenny Clark would be a shout. I'd always take the Scottish Cup over the League Cup though.

huntedbyafreak · 01/5/2015 9:08 pm

Arabnophobia wrote:
Ever been lifted UTD related?

Only been lifted once. Pissing in street in Edinburgh. Didn't press charges though

lifesanocean · 01/5/2015 9:09 pm

Great stuff sir.

Arabnophobia · 01/5/2015 9:16 pm

Cheers Hunted!

huntedbyafreak · 01/5/2015 9:17 pm

lifesanocean wrote:
Great stuff sir.

Cheers

PatReilly · 01/5/2015 9:29 pm

Not long in, and have enjoyed reading through this, huntedbaf. Very detailed too.

Fuck me, a lot to live up to when I look back at the boys who have done this already, I pity the next chap up.

huntedbyafreak · 01/5/2015 9:34 pm

You'll be fine Pat. Just watch the curve balls from St Obswell about the cock size of folk you know.

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doontheroadarab · 01/5/2015 9:58 pm

Just got in, really enjoyed your Q&A it was a good/funny read
I was wondering if I could ask you a question?

If you per chance possessed the wings of a sparrow ?
And indeed, if you were blessed with the arse of a crow

A Where would you fly over ?
B Who would you shite on below ? ( apart from the fun and their funsters )
Well Done HBAF

huntedbyafreak · 01/5/2015 10:05 pm

Celtic Park.

Ruined many a good day for me. Would happily wave them off forever. Cunts.

doontheroadarab · 01/5/2015 10:29 pm

Cheers hunted, good choice but might want to keep some in the tank fir going over Govan

huntedbyafreak · 01/5/2015 10:57 pm

doontheroadarab wrote:
Cheers hunted, good choice but might want to keep some in the tank fir going over Govan

We own them. They are an irrelevance now.

It's all over for them. They will never reach the heights that their former club achieved. Celtic will win 10 in a row.

By the time they do it'll be 40 years since a non Glasgow side has won the league.

Which is why Scottish futba is fucked

St Obswell · 02/5/2015 10:21 am

huntedbyafreak wrote:
You'll be fine Pat. Just watch the curve balls from St Obswell about the cock size of folk you know.

Just need to know as he wore a pair of Rick Parafitt like denim shorts to Pablo's stag doo in Liverpool last year and his bulge was incredible and also the topic of the weekend, we were all wondering if the veggie was indeed hung like a cucumber or if he had stashed a rolled up pair of rugby socks down his Y fronts to draw attention from the scally's, as it transpired it brought out some drunken homosexual tendencies in 30 lads and he ended up sharing his bed in the Radison Blue with about a half dozen of us on the Saturday night.
You may ask yourself what the fuck has this got to do with me but i reckon with you sharing a shower with him at your 5 a sides you would be best placed to clarify the truth here as the dirty dozen had they're silence bought for peanuts and a few sultanas when grilled on the train back Peter North

huntedbyafreak · 02/5/2015 10:27 am

FAF

arabchanter · 03/5/2015 6:25 pm

hunted

Edmond Dantes · 10/5/2015 7:48 pm

In 1999 after losing 3-1 at Aberdeen around Christmas time why did one of us not take a photo of that jobbie in the toilet in the Phoenix? and why did you stop me banging Dave Hannah in the puss?

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huntedbyafreak · 10/5/2015 9:03 pm

Edmond Dantes wrote:
In 1999 after losing 3-1 at Aberdeen around Christmas time why did one of us not take a photo of that jobbie in the toilet in the Phoenix? and why did you stop me banging Dave Hannah in the puss?

That jobby in the Phoenix was the biggest one I've ever seen. Neither of us had a mobile phone never mind one with a camera. The Davie Hannah incident was ill advised on your part. Was just looking after you. You'd have done the same for me