It'll have to be imaginatively low, as the clubs involved are perhaps only counting on 15,000 maximum each for the match.

Living near Falkirk though, for years I've had to listen to stories of that club's great support, and how, if they had a team like United's, they would have much bigger crowds than us, and other assorted drivel. But the town is too full of huns for them to fill half of Hampden.

Mind, it's the SFA who are operating this match, so expect a fuck up on the price front.