many thanks SIR.

The 5th fight of this thrilling tournament witnesssed an act of savagery the likes of which we hadn't seen in the competition,thus far.Prime Minister David Cameron thought he'd take umbrage with a passing comment at a No.10 charity fundraiser that 'The Office' was the best British comedy of all-time.He was alleged to have replied 'poppycock',a comment that was overheard by the (in earshot) victor STEPHEN MERCHANT who supposedly approached the PM angrily and said 'outside cunto',to which Cameron sneered 'come on then you lanky middleclass streak of piss,out the back carpark for 10 rounds of Queensbury rules'.

When outside the back entrance of Downing Street the rabid Merchant flew for Cameron before he could even come to his senses and yelled 'THIS IS FOR THE BEDROOM TAX YOU CUNT' and threw a wild right hand that flukily connected with Cameron's left temple and knocked him backwards where he hit his head off the kerb and was knocked out cold.Apparently the thud could be heard as far away as Chiswick.

Round 1/Game 6 -

Shaun Ryder

DoB - 23rd August 1962
Age - 52
place of Birth - Little Hulton (England)
Height - 5'8"

V's

Louis Theroux

DoB - 2oth May 1970
Age - 44
Place of Birth - Singapore
Height - 6'2"

VOTING CLOSES LATER TONIGHT (Tuesday 14th april) AT 11PM
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Round 1 Results -

1.EDDIE IZZARD 6 -4 Simon Pegg
2.Ricky Gervais 2 -3 WILL.I.AM
3.GEORGE GALLOWAY 7 -1 Chris Martin
4.SIR KENNETH BRANAGH 6 -5 Owen Wilson
5.David Cameron 2 -8 STEPHEN MERCHANT

In another life Theroux might have had a chance.He has the height,decent build and galic blood coursing through his veins.

But unfortunately he was raised as a non-confrontational,middle class,bookworm type.

Whereas Ryder has the sort of 'dead eyed' schemie look that would suggest he'd stick a blade in you in a heartbeat for not having a lighter or some such perceived slight on him.

Judging by the size of him these days he could debilitate him just by sitting on him.Fat cunt.

Victory for Ryder the mink.

huntedbyafreak wrote:

Good ain.

Walkover for SWR

This x 2
 

Shaun, but Louis would have him in a debate.

Even with a bout of lazyitis, Shuan Ryder would would still smash Theroux's melon.

Shaun Ryder

Full Time -

Shaun Ryder - 9
Louis Theroux - 0