Doontheroad i thank you Sir,i really do.

The 2nd contest in this Cup registered a comeback victory of 3 to 2 for WILL.I.AM.He of Black Eyed Cunts fame.Ricky Gervais came oot the traps early like a ravenous wolf and landed some vicious karate chops at the hapless William,and even threw in a bit of 'MC Hammer shit' to try and bamboozle the chart star.

In the end though young Master I.AM rallied and landed a combo of deadly 'knuckle bruisers' to the smug face of Mr Gervais to leaving him sprawling and shocked into submission."I've Got A Feeling" this boy could be a surprise package.

Round 1/Match 3 -

George Galloway

DoB - 16th August 1954
Age - 60
Place of Birth - Dundee (Scotland)
Height - Toattie

V's

Chris Martin

DoB - 2nd March 1977
Age - 38
Place of Birth - Exeter (England)
Height - 6'2"

VOTING CLOSES LATER TODAY (Sunday 12th April) AT 5PM
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Round 1 Results -

1.EDDIE IZZARD 6 -4 Simon Pegg
2.Ricky Gervais 2 -3 WILL.I.AM

Got to be Galloway...any cunt that calls their bairn apple and ponces about with coloured tape ah oor the shop deserves a good kicking

Galloway

 Need I say more ?  Galloway 

BTW TEK this could double for Most Annoying Celebrity so far, what a bunch of Cunts

I reckon Galloway would be the agressor for sure.

He'd be in Martin's face,gesticulating furiously and prodding his fat hairy finger towards him trying to provoke a response.

'You Sir are a disgrace..your music AN ABOMONATION!!'

Galloway would then slap him across the face and scream 'TAKE THAT SIR!!'

Then Martin would SNAP....years and years of repressed behaviour and 'niceness' would brim over and the Dam would burst.

In the end he'd have to be pulled off George.Women would be screaming and somebody would say to him pleadingly 'Chris STOP stop mate....he's already dead'

Just IMO.