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14/2/2015 10:21 am  #1


50 shades of Grey

Who's taking their missus up the back row in the local cinema today?
And who's already done it?


Hear their shout, hear their roar
They've probably had a barrel of ale and much, much more
Hooray, hooray, hooray, yeah
Over the hill went the swords of a thousand men
 

14/2/2015 12:30 pm  #2


Re: 50 shades of Grey

Mines went last night. I stayed in and watched Hibs v Sevco. She trailed in pished at 2am and woke me up. I'll let you finish the story.


Too much commotion
 

14/2/2015 1:49 pm  #3


Re: 50 shades of Grey

Your still tied to the bed with crocodile clips attached to your banjo string and a 2 foot strap on is still hanging out your dowp


Hear their shout, hear their roar
They've probably had a barrel of ale and much, much more
Hooray, hooray, hooray, yeah
Over the hill went the swords of a thousand men
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14/2/2015 1:54 pm  #4


Re: 50 shades of Grey

No quite. More like the semi conscious rape scene at the end of 40 Days and 40 Nights. I couldnt get back to sleep though which was the real pain in the arse.


Too much commotion
 

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