Many thanks LAO.And you're right,that never does get old.The Dee's must be 6-2 the back teeth of that patter (get it ?GET IT??).

The 2nd match of Round 2 witnessed another thumping victory registered for former defensive nightmare JULIAN ALSFORD.He will now progress through to the Quarter Final stage of the tournament after defeating (the now eliminated) former goalless English 'attacker' Chris Myers 9-3.We wish Myers well (which is very nice of us tbh IMO).

Round 2/Match 3 -

Darren Paterson - Utd Defender 1998-2000

Born - Belfast,Northern Ireland (15th October 1969)
Utd Appearances - 31
Utd Goals - 1
Team Signed From - Luton Town
Fee Paid - Free Transfer
International Caps - 17 (Northern Ireland)
International Goals - 1

V's

Mvondo Atangana - Utd Striker 2000-2002

Born - Yaounde,Cameroon (10th July 1979)
Utd Appearances - 12
Utd Goals - 0
Team Signed From - Tonnerre Kalara (Cameroon)
Fee Paid - Unknown
International Caps - 1 (Cameroon)
International Goals - 0

VOTING CLOSES TOMORROW (Monday 26th January) AT 8PM
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Round 1 Results -

1.Tonny Mols 4 - 5 ROY O'DONOVAN
2.Dave McCracken 1 -8 DEREK STILLIE
3.CHRIS MYERS 7 -5 Pavels Mihadjuks
4.WAYNE GILL 11-0 Peter Hinds
5.ALPHONSE TCHAMI 9 -1 Stephen Wright
6.NEIL HEANEY 6 -4 David Proctor
7.JOHN MCQUILLAN 7 -5 Stevie Crawford
8.DARREN PATTERSON 9 -5 Kelham O'Hanlon
9.JULIAN ALSFORD 10 -0 Stephen Carson
10.Iain Jenkins 0 -7 SANDY ROBERTSON
11.SCOTT McCULLOCH 6 -4 Allan Smart
12.MARK MCNALLY 6 -2 Stewart McKimmie
13.Tony Smith 0 -8 LANCE KEY
14.MVONDO ATANGANA 8 -2 Warren Cummings
15.Jean-Jacques Misse-Misse 0 -9 ALEX MATHIE
16.KEVIN McGOWNE 10 -3 Nick Colgan
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Round 2 Results -

1.JOHN McQUILLAN 8 -1 Derek Stillie
2.JULIAN ALSFORD 9 -3 Chris Myers
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Darren Patterson

i remember being in Rhodes on holiday for a fortnight when i heard he'd signed - i'd phoned my old man for any signings updates -he said him, Valeriani and some other non-entity had signed -remember hanging the phone up and saying to myself 'they all sound absolutely fucking crap -i'm away to get pished on Mythos , Amstel and Metaxa 5 star-we are fucking murder'

Patterson. 

Mind him acting like a superstar in the Mardi. 

Utter shite 

Patterson.

Had a decent cv and should have been a leader at his age.Was weak as piss for his size and very limited ability.

Despite Atangana not understanding offside and playing in the worst Utd side i've witnessed i felt there could have been a player in there maybe.If he'd been coached properly fae a young age that is.Too late to teach by the time we got him,but did have some raw ability and frightening pace.

Darren Patterson. Just read about his playing and managerial career on wiki. Equally abysmal. Only consolation is we got him on a Bosman ruling.

TEK wrote:

Sieb22 wrote:

At least Paterson scored for us.

I was at the game he scored (again wi that cunt Motherwellarab).

Freezing midweek in early March,against Ian McCall's 2-bob homeless Clydebank side in fucking Stirling of all places,and a big Barcelona-Man Utd game on the box on the same evening.

Totally outplayed by a hardworking but bang average first division side (7th outta 10 in 98-99).

Patterson scrambled in an undeserved heided equalised goal deep intae injury time and,sounds terrible now,but instead of celebrating we both kinda shook our heid and went 'fuck off'.That annoyed we were with the performance and with how pathetic an outfit we'd become.The prospect of watching us huff'n'puff against them again in a replay just seemed a torturous experience.

Eddy Dantes was kinda right earlier in the 'Well match thread tbh.We should maybe be more thankful we currently have a team who can win top flight games even when playing well below their ability.Not so long ago we couldnae beat the Clydebank,Queens Park and Alloa's of this World.

Was at all those games and watching Arabs fighting amongst themselves in the stand (Quenns Park away) was about as low as it got in my near 30 years.
 

Thanks TEK, more painful memories! I remember Ian McCall warming up that night, was still trying to play. Well he was good enough going by our standards then tbh.

Yeah, I'm going for Darren Patterson.

Last edited by Hamiltonarab (26/1/2015 12:28 pm)

TEK wrote:

Sieb22 wrote:

At least Paterson scored for us.

I was at the game he scored (again wi that cunt Motherwellarab).

Freezing midweek in early March,against Ian McCall's 2-bob homeless Clydebank side in fucking Stirling of all places,and a big Barcelona-Man Utd game on the box on the same evening.

Totally outplayed by a hardworking but bang average first division side (7th outta 10 in 98-99).

Patterson scrambled in an undeserved heided equalised goal deep intae injury time and,sounds terrible now,but instead of celebrating we both kinda shook our heid and went 'fuck off'.That annoyed we were with the performance and with how pathetic an outfit we'd become.The prospect of watching us huff'n'puff against them again in a replay just seemed a torturous experience.

Eddy Dantes was kinda right earlier in the 'Well match thread tbh.We should maybe be more thankful we currently have a team who can win top flight games even when playing well below their ability.Not so long ago we couldnae beat the Clydebank,Queens Park and Alloa's of this World.

Was at all those games and watching Arabs fighting amongst themselves in the stand (Quenns Park away) was about as low as it got in my near 30 years.

Anyway,back to the hear and now.........Hampden in what? 5 days time now?

Yaaaas.
 

haha i mind that game didnt we get lost looking for ground and were bit late getting in?

Mind the queens park game, grim indeed.

Paterson, we had to endure him longer before he was replaced with another useless lump.