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Tek · 16/1/2015 10:43 pm

1 number fae 1 tae 7 please

AND

1 other number fae 8 tae 14 also please one of you Sir's.

european_bob · 16/1/2015 10:53 pm

2 and 9

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Tek · 16/1/2015 11:43 pm

Euro Rab i thank you Sir.

The 9th Match of Round 1 of this perversely enjoyable tournament witnessed the competitions first 'granny'.The victor of Game 9 was horror defender JULIAN ALSFORD who will now progress through to the 2nd Round after defeating (the now eliminated) former winger Stephen Carson 10-0.Mr Carson you got off very lightly Sir.The fact remains that you were all kinds of bowfing.All the best though.

Round 1/Game 10 -

Iain Jenkins - Utd Full Back 1998-2000

Born - Whiston,England (24th November 1972)
Signed from - Chester City
Fee Paid - £150,000
Utd Appearances - 17
Utd Goals - 0
International Caps - 6 (Northern Ireland)
International Goals - 0

V's

Sandy Robertson - Utd Midfielder 1995-1996

Born - Edinburgh,Scotland (26th April 1971)
Signed from - Coventry City
Fee Paid - £250,000
Utd Appearances - 13
Utd Goals - 0
International Caps - 2 (Scotland U21)
International Goals - 0

VOTING CLOSES TOMORROW (Saturday 17th January) AT 9PM
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Round 1 Results -

1.Tonny Mols 4 - 5 ROY O'DONOVAN
2.Dave McCracken 1 -8 DEREK STILLIE
3.CHRIS MYERS 7 -5 Pavels Mihadjuks
4.WAYNE GILL 11-0 Peter Hinds
5.ALPHONSE TCHAMI 9 -1 Stephen Wright
6.NEIL HEANEY 6 -4 David Proctor
7.JOHN MCQUILLAN 7 -5 Stevie Crawford
8.DARREN PATTERSON 9 -5 Kelham O'Hanlon
9.JULIAN ALSFORD 10 -0 Stephen Carson

Tek · 17/1/2015 12:49 am

Both horrendous players,just horrendous.

Met Jenkins before though outside Tannadice (he was with King Kjell) and have to say he was a gentleman,so feel a bit of a cunt having him in this here Cup.But fact is he was probably the worst (ability wise) Captain we've ever had.

Sandy fucking Robertson though.250k tae Cov City in the double deal that brought Pressley.The boy was a fucking alky by the time we signed him and it showed.Red faced and blowing oot his arse in the 1st division at the age of 22 or something after previously showing such early promise at Rangers.A poor man's Charlie Miller in short.

Gonna go for Sandy.

Seemed a 'big' signing at the time and contributed the square root of absolutely fucking nothing for our club.A 'wage thief' in every sense of the word.

huntedbyafreak · 17/1/2015 1:23 am

Sandy. A nasty bastard. Seen him once in a kebab shop in Edinburgh trying to start bother then seen him the next night belting out Rule Brittania in a boozer.

Jenks is a gent. Never captain material but miles better than those signed around the time

St Obswell · 17/1/2015 1:56 am

TEK wrote:
1 number fae 1 tae 7 please

AND

1 other number fae 8 tae 14 also please one of you Sir's.

2 numptys fae 1-14 will do me

Tek · 17/1/2015 2:02 am

huntedbyafreak wrote:
seen him the next night belting out Rule Brittania in a boozer.

Shoulda glassed the wee Hun bastard.

St Obswell · 17/1/2015 2:05 am

As bad as Jenks was he was at the time Club captaino too which speaks volumes about him as a person so for thon reason only my vote goes to Pandy Robertson, both kak on the park but Jenks is forgiven off it

The Shed · 17/1/2015 7:02 am

Robertson

lifesanocean · 17/1/2015 7:13 am

Robertson. Bit harsh on Jenkins being in this imho. His problem was he was never fit.

stobievulture · 17/1/2015 9:04 am

robertson...jenks was never that bad...i can think of good few absolute howlers still no mentioned yet...one i've still got down as the worst ever...no been mentioned yet...and played in the same position as jenkins

Sieb22 · 17/1/2015 9:18 am

Robertson

Tek · 17/1/2015 12:26 pm

Jenks was absolute pish lads.

Let's no pretend he was Roberto Carlos just cost he's a nice chap lol.

His 'Captains Log' in the programme was admittedly no bad.

huntedbyafreak · 17/1/2015 12:42 pm

TEK wrote:
Jenks was absolute pish lads.

Let's no pretend he was Roberto Carlos just cost he's a nice chap lol.

His 'Captains Log' in the programme was admittedly no bad.

He wasn't great. Better than the likes of Patterson etc though

Tek · 17/1/2015 6:43 pm

*Gonna call this yin early Sandy the Hun has it in the bag*

Full Time -

Iain Jenkins - 0
Sandy Robertson - 7

european_bob · 18/1/2015 10:06 am

Good shout. I'd have voted for Robertson also. As well as being shite he had the added factor of being a wee dick.

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