Tekel Towers » Worst Ever DUFC Player Cup I

Tek · 09/1/2015 10:07 pm

1 number fae 1 tae 14 please

AND

1 other number fae 15 tae 28 also please.

stobievulture · 09/1/2015 10:16 pm

1 and 28

Tek · 09/1/2015 10:52 pm

Many thanks Stobes.

The 2nd Match of Round 1 of the 'Worst DUFC Player Cup' saw a pulverising victory registered for former Goalie DEREK STILLIE.He will now progress through to the 2nd Round of the tournament after defeating (the now eliminated) former Centre Half Dave McCracken 8-1.

Round 1/Game 3 -

Chris Myers - Utd Striker 1993-1996

Born - Yeovil,England (1st April 1969)
Utd Appearances - 11
Utd Goals - 0

V's

Pavels Mihadjuks - Utd Defender 2010

Born - Liepaja,Latvia (27th May 1980)
Utd Appearances - 3
Utd Goals - 0
International Appearances - 16 (Latvia)
International Goals - 1

VOTING CLOSES TOMORROW (Saturday 10th January)
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Round 1 Results -

1.Tonny Mols 4 - 5 ROY O'DONOVAN
2.Dave McCracken 1 -8 DEREK STILLIE

The Shed · 09/1/2015 10:55 pm

Now we're entering the real comp.

Chris Myers

lifesanocean · 09/1/2015 11:13 pm

Myers my choice. He was way out of his depth.

Mihadjuks was a left footed centre half who played two of his three games at right back. Not entirely his fault his performances were shite.

huntedbyafreak · 09/1/2015 11:14 pm

Myers

Better aff wi Mike Myers

doontheroadarab · 09/1/2015 11:22 pm

Chris Myarse

Tek · 09/1/2015 11:28 pm

Cannae really mind anything of Chris Myers.Only real memory is seeing him play in a League Cup game v (Accies i think ),and barely touching the ball.

Mihadjuks.I was at his debut away to St.Mirren and that is without doubt the worst Utd performance i've ever seen.He got the roasting of a lifetime affy Stevie fucking Robb beh christ.Subbed after 25 minutes for Ross Smith (who despite being nowhere near first team level was infinitely better).

Sorry Pavels you get my vote buddy.

Tek · 10/1/2015 12:52 am

Just researching on Arab Archive there reading about Myers.Holy fuck made his debut on August 10th '93 v Accies (the game i was at) and made his last first team start for the club on September 4th '93 (just 24 days later) against Raith Rovers.

Signed on a 3 year deal though see we never saw the back of him till 1996 (the year we signed Kjell,Erik,Lare etc).

Now THAT is a bad signing.What a waste of money.

Waffelz · 10/1/2015 1:20 am

The Butcher because fuck knows who the other geezer is.

Sieb22 · 10/1/2015 6:57 am

Mihadjuks. Remember listening to Houstie on off the ball saying Pavels was the worst player he ever signed, he knew it after 25mins of his aforementioned debut and subbed him after that. Gave him a few more chances after that but didn't change his mind about him.

Totally forgot about Chris Myers until now.

St Obswell · 10/1/2015 9:12 am

Chris Myers. Did he actually get his hands on the Scottish Cup

stobievulture · 10/1/2015 9:44 am

canna ever mind seeing myers playing tbh...thon butcher cunt was about 6 stone soaking wet and fucking louping..going for him

ps just remembered someone who was actually the worst player ever for utd who never gets spoken about, mind auld ruby saying to me at half time during his debut he thought jeremy beadle was gonna jump out he was convinced it was a wind up...i'll wait and see if he appears on here lol

Tek · 10/1/2015 2:23 pm

Score Update -

Chris Myers - 5
Pavels Mihadjuks - 4

RogerTheAlien · 10/1/2015 4:23 pm

never seen Myers play so the butcher for me.

Hamiltonarab · 10/1/2015 6:53 pm

Never saw Pavels tbh, but going for Myers based on that info you supplied TEK. I think I was at his debut as well, but too young to really remember it that well.

To think Golac was offered Paul Lambert or Chris Myers, but could only sign one!!!

european_bob · 10/1/2015 9:09 pm

Equally shit - Myers for longevity.

Tek · 10/1/2015 9:30 pm

Full Time -

Chris Myers - 7
Pavels Mihadjuks - 5

Edmond Dantes · 11/1/2015 6:32 pm

Sorry TEK was oot on skite last night

but that one is a draw.

Both unbelievably pish