Ahem.

Surprehzed that Eh'm kicking aff here, but here we go.

Apart from a couple of good attempts beh Cudjoe, Levitt (Harkes, Watt), that wiz

P_th_t_c
W__ful
F_ck_n  b__fin

Nae need to find the Pointless answer. The team did that well enough.

I'm pretty disgusted with 99% oe the performance yesterday.

The main culprits were
Nae pace
Very little sprit
Lack oe confidence
Squad looks lost
Looks like they dinna ken what to dae (we the ba)

BBC say we had 69% possession. Eh but the maest oe that was  back-passing, side to side p1sh at the back.

There was an on-going Repeat Show between Smith passing to Middleton fir a lot oe the gehm, esp. the 2nd half. Smith hardly ever went forward hes-sell, or played thru the middle. He would just pass to Middleton. It was that predictable, that the Midden had 3 men on permanent duty aside Middleton. During the whole of the gehm, only 1 ba that Middleton put inta the box actually found a United player. ONLY 1 !

I mean, how the phuck is it that we get a throw-in in line we the Middens 6 yard box, and 3 kicks later it's in oor box !

14 goals against in 3 gehms. If we keep goin like this, it'll no be lang before the dreaded "R" word starts creeping in.

There's a good few boys roond me, that sayed they're no even coming to the Celtic gehm.

Tony Arsegas. Get this soarted.