I know it's not a Christmas special but here's one for the vulture

It was the third of June, another sleepy, dusty, delta dayI was out choppin' cotton and my brother was balin' hayAnd at dinner time we stopped and walked back to the house to eatAnd Mama hollered out the back door, "Y'all remember to wipe your feet"Then she said, "I got some news this mornin' from Choctaw RidgeToday Billie Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge"Papa said to Mama as he passed around the black-eyed peas"Well, Billie Joe never had a lick o' sense, pass the biscuits, pleaseThere's five more acres in the lower forty I've got to plow"And Mama said it was a shame about Billie Joe anyhowSeems like nothin' ever comes to no good up on Choctaw RidgeAnd now Billie Joe McAllister's jumped off the Tallahatchie BridgeBrother said he recollected when he and Tom and Billie JoePut a frog down my back at the Carroll County picture showAnd wasn't I talkin' to him after church last Sunday nightI'll have another piece of apple pie, you know, it don't seem rightI saw him at the sawmill yesterday on Choctaw RidgeAnd now you tell me Billie Joe's jumped off the Tallahatchie BridgeRead more: Bobbie Gentry - Ode To Billie Joe Lyrics | MetroLyrics 
Does that bring a tear to your eye like the champ 

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