To lighten the mood given the Hearts' kerfuffle, which fantasy fan figure would you put in Tannadice if you could in United's 'Get Back in the Ground' programme?

In the Aussie NRL, mass murderer Harold Shipman and major cunt Dominic Cummings have appeared, reportedly paid for by rival fans as a jolly jape. Obviously very poor taste (to have Cummings there), but who would you like to see at Tannadice?



I'd like to see big Terry Crews sitting at Tannadice.