Tekel Towers » Friday's Fan Focus #16

Tek · 03/7/2015 9:14 pm

Macho Man wrote:
I might miss this as well so a couple of questions from me too, if that's ok?

I assume you're from the west coast (ish) therefore, how did you manage to avoid being dragged into supporting Celgers or Rantic?

What is your favourite Utd strip?

Indian takeaway or Chinese takeaway?

Do you currently trust ST at the helm of the club?

Lastly, who is your favourite wrestler and what would your wrestling name be?

My auld man forbode me from supporting either of the Gruesome Twosome.His actual words used to be 'no Son of mine is coming home with a knife in him because of religion and some bloody football team'.

Favourite Utd strip is the first one i got.Belhaven Beers yin we wore in 1988 Scottish Cup Final.Absolute perfection IMO.

I love both Indian and Chinese,very hard decision.Probably go Chinese.

It's not so much that i 'distrust' ST it's more that i think his hearts no longer really in it.He should step aside (and let Justine take the reigns as she was supposed to initially),if he has designs on emigrating in the longterm.

My favourite wrestler back in the WWF days was The Ultimate Warrior or The Undertaker.Always thought Hulk Hogan was a total bellend and was rooting for you every time you fought him Randy.

Tek · 03/7/2015 9:16 pm

huntedbyafreak wrote:
Who's your favourite trans gender celeb?

Pixies or Nivana?

Arse or tit?

Wafflez or waffles?

My favourite transgender would be Lady Gaga (would).

Nirvana.Although they wouldn't have benn the band they were without The Pixies obvious influence on them.

Boobs

Eating potato waffles with Waffelz would be my preference there.

huntedbyafreak · 03/7/2015 9:18 pm

What's your favourite political assassination?

Foo Kin Twat · 03/7/2015 9:19 pm

How old are you?

Daytime job?

Fave United player in each decade since you first went?

Biggest high/low with United?

Where's your season ticket seat?

Tek · 03/7/2015 9:23 pm

huntedbyafreak wrote:
Who is the biggest prick on United Mad?

Not a 'prick' exactly but Juan Shoe always rubbed me up the wrong way.

He's clearly a clever guy but always felt he was a bit sanctimonious.

Probably a nice guy as well so apols Juan if you read this.

Tek · 03/7/2015 9:25 pm

huntedbyafreak wrote:
Club or country?

Adidas or Nike?

ISIS or Syria?

Utd,of course.

Adidas.

If you mean what one is more dangerous they're kind of one and the same really aren't they?I believe Syria is where they are being trained,tooled up etc.

Beharder · 03/7/2015 9:27 pm

optomist or pessimist

Tek · 03/7/2015 9:28 pm

Arabnophobia wrote:
Any UTD related superstitions or lucky United items/beliefs over the years?

I am extremely superstitious i must admit,and i know it's fucking daft.

Always have lucky socks,boxers tee shirts,scarfs etc etc that i wear for awhile until their 'luck runs out'.Can even wear an item like a certain tammy or something because 'we beat Celtic the last time i wore this'.

Also sometimes shit like 'i'm not shaving this beard off until we lose'.

Crazy crazy daft shit but in my mind i must do it or Utd are fucked.

Tek · 03/7/2015 9:30 pm

Arabnophobia wrote:
Have you ever invaded the pitch?

No i haven't.

Boring cunt eh?

Foo Kin Twat · 03/7/2015 9:31 pm

Can you type any slower?

huntedbyafreak · 03/7/2015 9:31 pm

Are you still coming through to Dundee for Teckle?

huntedbyafreak · 03/7/2015 9:35 pm

Foo Kin Twat wrote:
Can you type any slower?

Hahahahaha

Tek · 03/7/2015 9:36 pm

scarpia wrote:
What's your worst ever away day experience?

What was the first united game you ever watched?

Christ there's been a good few mate.

One that springs to mind was a midweek nil nil draw against Queens Park at Airdrie's ground around the early noughties.

The atmosphere was absolutely poison around the club at that time.We had sold Billy Dodds and were sinking like a fucking stone.Don't think we even had a meaningful shot on target that night and really struggled against a side that trained once a week and all had jobs during the day.

Seen a few Arabs fighting each other in the stand that night and also sadly witnessed a couple of guys near me give Jim Mclean absolute dogs abuse in the Director's Box behind me.

In a sterile town,in a sterile Barr 'breeze-block' stadium with only about 800-1000 fans in attendance,watching the team make an absolute cunt of themselves,and the fans doing the same in the stands.

Fucking horrible times.

Tek · 03/7/2015 9:40 pm

scarpia wrote:
What's your worst ever away day experience?

What was the first united game you ever watched?

First game i went to btw was a 0-2 victory against Airdrieonians in the Scottish Cup mid-late 80's.

Bannon and Hegarty scored and i can still remember both goals vaguely in my mind.

Tek · 03/7/2015 9:42 pm

Arabnophobia wrote:
Worst spectator injury incurred whilst supporting UTD?
Ever been hit by the ball?

Never been hit by the ball (yet).

But the day after the Slask Wroclaw match my shins,knees and thighs were black and fucking blue.

Absolute carnage at Goodie's goal.Cunts decking it over seats left,right and centre and taking others with them.

Mass Debates · 03/7/2015 9:46 pm

How many will the following score this season

Mario
Anier
Murray
Muirhead
Dow

Tek · 03/7/2015 9:46 pm

Beharder wrote:
optomist or pessimist

I would actually say an optimist.😂

The skies the fucking limit for Dundee United FC imo.

I get frustrated,angry,and depressed that others think there's a 'glass celing' and we are foolish to try and smash through it.

This frustration can manifest itself in a way whereby people think i'm being pessimistic...or more probably a 'moany cunt'

I'm also a frustrated player that never made it and seeing players making a living out of the game who don't give a fuck for the club or the fans gee me the boak.

Tek · 03/7/2015 9:49 pm

Arabnophobia wrote:
If you were an assassin who would your freebies be on for United's benefit?

Jackie McNamara,Simon Donnelly and Darren Jackson.

Foo Kin Twat · 03/7/2015 9:49 pm

Similar to Mass Debates but at the (ahem) rear end.....

How many clean sheets will we get this season and will that be more or less than last season?

Tek · 03/7/2015 9:50 pm

Macho Man wrote:
Grange Hill or Byker Grove?

Oooh Byker.

'He cannit see man'

Tek · 03/7/2015 9:54 pm

huntedbyafreak wrote:
Blowjob or handjob?

Very sexual questions tonight Sir lol.

Blowjob.

I can give myself a handjob anytime i want (pretty successfully too i would have to say).

Arabnophobia · 03/7/2015 9:55 pm

When was the time you first remember looking back and realising you scared yerself with how tribalistically mental you went after a goal?

kiwiarab · 03/7/2015 10:02 pm

if you could change one moment or decision in united's history, what would it be?

also, how many roundabouts are there in EK?

Tek · 03/7/2015 10:03 pm

Rocky Raccoon wrote:
Favourite member of Bananarama?

Looks wise probably Sarah.

Siobhan was the best singer though.Quite liked a couple of Shakespeare's Sister's tracks tbh.

Tek · 03/7/2015 10:04 pm

Sieb22 wrote:
Jet Set Willy or Chuckie Egg?

Chucky Egg Ya Bass!!