Tekel Towers » Worst Ever DUFC Player Cup I

Tek · 15/1/2015 7:53 pm

1 number fae 1 tae 8 please

AND

1 other number fae 9 tae 16 also please someone.

lifesanocean · 15/1/2015 8:31 pm

2 & 9 boss.

Tek · 15/1/2015 9:22 pm

Many thanks LAO.

The 8th game of Round 1 witnessed a high scoring contest between two former players from either side of the Irish border.The match was won by former Northern Irish Centre Half DARREN PATTERSON who will now progress through to Round 2 after defeating (the now eliminated) former Southern Irish Goalie Kelham O'Hanlon 9-5.We wish Kelham well.

Round 1/Game 9 -

Julian Alsford - Utd Defender (March-April 1998)

Born - Poole,England (24th December 1972)
Utd Appearances - 3
Utd Goals - 0

V's

Stephen Carson - Utd winger 2001-2003

Born - Ballymoney,Northern Ireland (6th October 1980)
Utd Appearances - 25
Utd Goals - 0
International Caps - 1 (Northern Ireland)
International Goals - 0

VOTING CLOSES TOMORROW (Friday 16th January) AT 9PM
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Round 1 Results -

1.Tonny Mols 4 - 5 ROY O'DONOVAN
2.Dave McCracken 1 -8 DEREK STILLIE
3.CHRIS MYERS 7 -5 Pavels Mihadjuks
4.WAYNE GILL 11-0 Peter Hinds
5.ALPHONSE TCHAMI 9 -1 Stephen Wright
6.NEIL HEANEY 6 -4 David Proctor
7.JOHN MCQUILLAN 7 -5 Stevie Crawford
8.DARREN PATTERSON 9 -5 Kelham O'Hanlon

The Shed · 15/1/2015 9:26 pm

Ah the winners appeared, Alsford by the length of the Tay.

lifesanocean · 15/1/2015 9:28 pm

No words needed. See picture. (unless you are on the mobile version in which case its Alsford).

Tek · 15/1/2015 9:35 pm

lifesanocean wrote:
No words needed. See picture. (unless you are on the mobile version in which case its Alsford).

I see your avi when i'm on my mobile LAO (infact there is no mobile version as such i done away with it,should show always desktop version even on your phone)

Anyhoo my vote goes to ALSFORD.Gave Chester £100,000 for him and he lasted 2 and a half games.

Wee Tommy really lost the plot in the end sadly.

Carson was also crap and another waste of £100,000 to Oldco.A winger who couldn't cross a ball,beat a man or score goals.A brutal time to be an Arab 98-2006ish

The Shed · 15/1/2015 9:47 pm

Wee story about Alsford. Was in the old directors box behind the dugout when we played the Sheep. Wee Jim was in his usual seat at the back, about 25 mins in after another mistake the wee man shouts, very loudly, while leaning forward over everyone in front of him and rapping on the glass, " tommy get him aff and get McLaren on, FFS he's fucken useless" cue Tommy turning round from the dugout giving it the I can't hear you shrug with his arms outstretched. This went on for the rest of the half and Jim stormed off as soon as the whistle went, presumably to the dressing room. Boy was never seen again after this.

Honestly trying to get thru the first half without laughing at the carry on between the 2 brothers was very hard, about 20 folk in the box trying very hard not to say a word or even make eye contact with anyone else. Hilarious

lifesanocean · 15/1/2015 9:48 pm

Tek · 15/1/2015 10:07 pm

lifesanocean wrote:

What a post

Tek · 15/1/2015 10:09 pm

The Shed wrote:
Wee story about Alsford. Was in the old directors box behind the dugout when we played the Sheep. Wee Jim was in his usual seat at the back, about 25 mins in after another mistake the wee man shouts, very loudly, while leaning forward over everyone in front of him and rapping on the glass, " tommy get him aff and get McLaren on, FFS he's fucken useless" cue Tommy turning round from the dugout giving it the I can't hear you shrug with his arms outstretched. This went on for the rest of the half and Jim stormed off as soon as the whistle went, presumably to the dressing room. Boy was never seen again after this.

Honestly trying to get thru the first half without laughing at the carry on between the 2 brothers was very hard, about 20 folk in the box trying very hard not to say a word or even make eye contact with anyone else. Hilarious

Kinda shows why Wee Jim should have went long before he did.

A humiliating way to treat your Manager tbh.Brother's or not.

lifesanocean · 15/1/2015 10:10 pm

The Shed wrote:
Wee story about Alsford. Was in the old directors box behind the dugout when we played the Sheep. Wee Jim was in his usual seat at the back, about 25 mins in after another mistake the wee man shouts, very loudly, while leaning forward over everyone in front of him and rapping on the glass, " tommy get him aff and get McLaren on, FFS he's fucken useless" cue Tommy turning round from the dugout giving it the I can't hear you shrug with his arms outstretched. This went on for the rest of the half and Jim stormed off as soon as the whistle went, presumably to the dressing room. Boy was never seen again after this.

Honestly trying to get thru the first half without laughing at the carry on between the 2 brothers was very hard, about 20 folk in the box trying very hard not to say a word or even make eye contact with anyone else. Hilarious

That was the worst 45 minutes I've seen from a Utd player (alhough Marsh Brown's 15 minute cameo runs it very close).

Edmond Dantes · 15/1/2015 10:15 pm

Alsford.

jesus- he was bad.

stobievulture · 15/1/2015 10:20 pm

Julian alsford by the length of the tay

beh christ he was fucking louping lol!

The Shed · 15/1/2015 10:29 pm

TEK wrote:
The Shed wrote:
Wee story about Alsford. Was in the old directors box behind the dugout when we played the Sheep. Wee Jim was in his usual seat at the back, about 25 mins in after another mistake the wee man shouts, very loudly, while leaning forward over everyone in front of him and rapping on the glass, " tommy get him aff and get McLaren on, FFS he's fucken useless" cue Tommy turning round from the dugout giving it the I can't hear you shrug with his arms outstretched. This went on for the rest of the half and Jim stormed off as soon as the whistle went, presumably to the dressing room. Boy was never seen again after this.

Honestly trying to get thru the first half without laughing at the carry on between the 2 brothers was very hard, about 20 folk in the box trying very hard not to say a word or even make eye contact with anyone else. Hilarious
Kinda shows why Wee Jim should have went long before he did.

A humiliating way to treat your Manager tbh.Brother's or not.

Absolutely It wasn't right, But it was being done for the right reasons if you know what I mean, the guy just cared so much.
And LAO, completely agree - the absolute worst.

Tek · 15/1/2015 10:31 pm

Was it Alsford's debut v Aberdeen he got subbed at half time?

I was at the game he got subbed early on and was actually taken aback at how bad the guy was.

lifesanocean · 15/1/2015 10:38 pm

TEK I think it was his 2nd or 3rd game but those games beforehand were away from home. Did anyone see him in any games other than the Aberdeen one?

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The Shed · 15/1/2015 10:40 pm

TEK wrote:
Was it Alsford's debut v Aberdeen he got subbed at half time?

I was at the game he got subbed early on and was actually taken aback at how bad the guy was.

His 3rd and last game.

St Obswell · 15/1/2015 11:19 pm

TEK wrote:
The Shed wrote:
Wee story about Alsford. Was in the old directors box behind the dugout when we played the Sheep. Wee Jim was in his usual seat at the back, about 25 mins in after another mistake the wee man shouts, very loudly, while leaning forward over everyone in front of him and rapping on the glass, " tommy get him aff and get McLaren on, FFS he's fucken useless" cue Tommy turning round from the dugout giving it the I can't hear you shrug with his arms outstretched. This went on for the rest of the half and Jim stormed off as soon as the whistle went, presumably to the dressing room. Boy was never seen again after this.

Honestly trying to get thru the first half without laughing at the carry on between the 2 brothers was very hard, about 20 folk in the box trying very hard not to say a word or even make eye contact with anyone else. Hilarious
Kinda shows why Wee Jim should have went long before he did.

A humiliating way to treat your Manager tbh.Brother's or not.

At least Tommy couldn't hear him, you should see the way the Vulture treats his wee brother at Tannadice if there's a difference of opinion on the team during the game, he makes the Mcleans sound like Matt and Luke Goss

St Obswell · 15/1/2015 11:24 pm

Back onto the competition though, my vote goes to Julian Alsford because he looks like a gimp with an arm attached to the back of his neck, he sounds like a gimp and he played like a gimp. The other bloke i can't remember for some reason.

Tek · 15/1/2015 11:30 pm

The Shed wrote:

His 3rd and last game.

It was against Dunfermline iirc.

Think that other useless cunt Iain Jenkins made his debut the same day(it's his arm draped over Alsford's shoulder in the pic).

Double horror signing fae the mighty Chester City.

St Obswell · 15/1/2015 11:50 pm

The boy Stephen Carson is freaking me out i honestly can't Shed any light on him

Arabnophobia · 16/1/2015 12:35 am

I've washed my brain of bad DUFC stuff but can't find a stain remover for Peter Hinds.

Sieb22 · 16/1/2015 9:22 am

Julian

stobievulture · 16/1/2015 10:03 am

St Obswell wrote:
The boy Stephen Carson is freaking me out i honestly can't Shed any light on him

was he no a northern irish winger we signed fae pre -sevco?

a sort of 'young ranger who canna break into the first team but could be a cracker as kirkie had him for their under 21's.....actually he's fucking stinking '... Type of signing

european_bob · 16/1/2015 11:00 am

Can't believe we wasted 200k on this pair.

Alsford