I know this is probably me being a bit daft, but this is the title of a book by author Gemma Cary.

It's a kids book with illustrations, which I got for my grandchild for Xmas. It's one of a series of books with a similar title referring to most of the big English Clubs, Liverpool, Man U, Chelsea etc.

The only Scottish Clubs for which the book is available are the 2 bigot brothers, Herts, Hibs, Aiberdeen, and ourselves.

I got mine in the Glendoick Garden centre, but I'm sure you could get it in a number of bookshops, retailers, on-line etc.

Link to book for anybody interested.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/42962444-when-i-grow-up-i-m-going-to-play-for-dundee-united