Many thanks Eddy.

The final Match of the 3rd Round saw Daily Record knobjockey KEITH JACKSON provide one of the shock results of the tournament this far.He defeated (the now eliminated) despicable former Tory leader Iain Duncan Smith 7-4 and will be immediately back in action in the 1st Quarter Final,and again a Tory member of parliament will provide his opposition.

1st Quarter Final -

George Osborne -


V's

Keith Jackson -



VOTING CLOSES TOMORROW (Thursday 13th November) AT 10PM
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Cunts Eliminated in Round 1 -

1.Nick Clegg
2.Luis Suarez
3.Piers Morgan
4.Jeremy Kyle
5.Johann Lamont
6.Nacho Novo
7.Ed Miliband
8.John Barrowman
9.Vladimir Putin
10.Jack Straw
11.Andy Walker
12.David Beckham
13.Michelle Mone
14.Gordon Ramsay
15.Katie Hopkins
16.Louise Mensch
17.Prince Philip
18.Joey Barton
19.George Galloway
20.Ally McCoist
21.Eddie Izzard
22.Dave Lee Travis
23.Andy Goram
24.Barack Obama
25.Douglas Alexander
26.Neil Lennon
27.Roy Keane
28.Alan Sugar
29.Chick Young
30.Richard Madely
31.Barry Ferguson
32.Leigh Griffiths
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Round 2 Results -

1.GEORGE OSBORNE 9 -1 Kelvin MacKenzie
2.Mark Hately 3 -4 JIM TRAYNOR
3.Nick Robinson 3 -6 KEITH JACKSON
4.Katie Price 3 -9 NIGEL FARAGE
5.George W Bush 4 -6 CLIFF RICHARD
6.MURDO McLEOD 7 -4 Neil Doncaster
7.TONY BLAIR 7 -6 Robert Mugabe
8.Nick Griffin 5 -6 THE QUEEN
9.IAIN DUNCAN SMITH 7 -4 Jeremy Clarkson
10.GORDON BROWN 8 -2 Ian Durrant
11.David Cameron 5 -6 RUPERT MURDOCH
12.JIM MURPHY 8 -6 Stewart Regan
13.KENNY CLARK 12 -1 Ruth Davidson
14.ROLF HARRIS 8 -4 Davie Provan
15.BORIS JOHNSON 7 -3 Danny Alexander
16.Lord Robertson 3 -7 ALISTAIR DARLING
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Round 3 Results -

1.Jim Traynor 0 -11 KENNY CLARK
2.Cliff Richard 3 -9 MURDO McLEOD
3.TONY BLAIR 6 -5 The Queen
4.GEORGE OSBORNE 9 -1 Boris Johnson
5.Nigel Farage 2 -10 ROLF HARRIS
6.Alistair Darling 6 -8 RUPERT MURDOCH
7.JIM MURPHY 9 -0 Gordon Brown
8.Iain Duncan Smith 4 -7 KEITH JACKSON
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Quarter Final Results -

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Osborne.

Osborne. TEK you deffo should tweet Jackson though.

Gideon.

Blubbering Osborne.

Osborne.

Yeah, get him telt!

Gideon

Osborne, cunt.

Full Time -

George Osborne - 12
Keith Jackson - 0