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Trap_6 · 12/8/2015 5:29 pm

Creme Tangerine wrote:
Trap_6 wrote:
Lost count of the amount of arguments I've had with drivers about tearing up the street. Booted a few motors on the walk to school with the bairns...

Almost forgot one, parent's who set a bad example in front of their kids

Hahaaa!

My daughter reminds me of my indiscretions on an almost daily basis.

Which reminds me of another - bairns with a Rainman-like memory for casting up every swear word or minor boot of a car you've committed during their entire lives. Wee grassin' bastards...

Tek · 12/8/2015 5:34 pm

Everytime my wee yins at his Grand parents he sells the jerseys

'Do you know my Dad swore Granda'....'My Dad drinks beers Granda' etc etc etc

Wee clipe.

Trap_6 · 12/8/2015 5:48 pm

Tek wrote:
Everytime my wee yins at his Grand parents he sells the jerseys

'Do you know my Dad swore Granda'....'My Dad drinks beers Granda' etc etc etc

Wee clipe.

Shocking state of affairs.

All bezzie mates when you're crashin' oot the pocket money as well...

Sinister wee mercenary bastards.

Andy · 12/8/2015 6:59 pm

Kids are total grasses.

Mines are bad for grassing when I let them do something they're not allowed to do, and THEY say "let's not tell Mummy", then Mummy barely has her foot in the door and its all " Daddy let me do this Mummy".

arabchanter · 12/8/2015 10:07 pm

Andy wrote:
Kids are total grasses.

Mines are bad for grassing when I let them do something they're not allowed to do, and THEY say "let's not tell Mummy", then Mummy barely has her foot in the door and its all " Daddy let me do this Mummy".

Ken what are they like, their shite on a night oot tae once they've drapped a couple o' skittles and polished off a few fruit shoots they turn into Tasmanian Devils on speed, and an early taxi is normally required

Tangerine_Ultra · 13/8/2015 9:27 am

Folk who think they are better than you gets right on my tits.

blackandtangerine · 13/8/2015 11:07 am

Tangerine_Ultra wrote:
Folk who think they are better than you gets right on my tits.

That's because normally they are.

Billy_Hainey · 13/8/2015 12:02 pm

Fowk that dinna go to futba, that have never been to a futba much, and just watch it on the TV in the pub, then make themsekves out to be big experts on all aspects of the game, the rules, the teams, the players - bigger experts than anychunt. The one-man talking pub futba encyclopedia.

Tangerine_Ultra · 13/8/2015 12:40 pm

blackandtangerine wrote:
Tangerine_Ultra wrote:
Folk who think they are better than you gets right on my tits.
That's because normally they are.

B & T never thought of it like that...

13/8/2015 2:17 pm

folk who kick the back of your seat at the match, or on a plane. Or worse folk who let their kids do it. A wee boy was kicking my mates seat at the Derby and his Dad's just sitting there oblivious.

Ignorant chunt

19/8/2015 9:46 am

also the phrases
"up top" and "game time" when talking football....grinds my gears

SlatefordArab · 19/8/2015 9:55 am

Billy_Hainey wrote:
Fowk that dinna go to futba, that have never been to a futba much, and just watch it on the TV in the pub, then make themsekves out to be big experts on all aspects of the game, the rules, the teams, the players - bigger experts than anychunt. The one-man talking pub futba encyclopedia.

Yep. Unfortunately there is a whole generation of people like that now. Just look at all the empty seats in stadiums around Scotland every weekend.

TheShed · 19/8/2015 5:41 pm

SlatefordArab wrote:
Billy_Hainey wrote:
Fowk that dinna go to futba, that have never been to a futba much, and just watch it on the TV in the pub, then make themsekves out to be big experts on all aspects of the game, the rules, the teams, the players - bigger experts than anychunt. The one-man talking pub futba encyclopedia.
Yep. Unfortunately there is a whole generation of people like that now. Just look at all the empty seats in stadiums around Scotland every weekend.

Mind being in my local a few years back when an OF game was on and listening to about 15 folk arguing like fuck about it, eventually I just told them all to shut the fuck up as they weren't supporters anyway and the fact I'd been to Ibrox and Parkhead more times than them all combined confirmed that. They argued until they counted up the times they'd been between them and got to about 7 and quite a few of these guys were 50+.

Tek · 14/10/2015 4:33 pm

Folk who just rubbish everyone else's opinions.

But are never actually brave enough to post their own.

lifesanocean · 21/10/2015 10:59 am

People who can't spell Kevin Gallacher and John Rankin's names correctly.

It is not Gallagher, he is not Liam and Noel's brother. Similarly it is not Rankine. He did not used to be Utd's physio. Argh!!!

Foo Kin Twat · 21/10/2015 12:35 pm

American Drivers. Zero lane discipline. They either weave from lane to lane or they block what should be the fast lane causing you to then be the weaver bird. They all text and call from ther cell phones as if Bluetooth had not been invented and drive all the time drifting across lanes. And these fuckers can guy guns like sweeties tae???!!!

lifesanocean · 21/10/2015 12:53 pm

Foo Kin Twat wrote:
American Drivers. Zero lane discipline. They either weave from lane to lane or they block what should be the fast lane causing you to then be the weaver bird. They all text and call from ther cell phones as if Bluetooth had not been invented and drive all the time drifting across lanes. And these fuckers can guy guns like sweeties tae???!!!

You should bust a cap in their asses.

21/10/2015 8:24 pm

SlatefordArab wrote:
Billy_Hainey wrote:
Fowk that dinna go to futba, that have never been to a futba much, and just watch it on the TV in the pub, then make themsekves out to be big experts on all aspects of the game, the rules, the teams, the players - bigger experts than anychunt. The one-man talking pub futba encyclopedia.
Yep. Unfortunately there is a whole generation of people like that now. Just look at all the empty seats in stadiums around Scotland every weekend.

And they invariably 'support' an EPL team.

RRDH · 21/10/2015 10:38 pm

Scarves with two teams on them. Dont get it. Annoys the piss out of me that we have to commorate playing a decent team by combining a scarf. Id never wear one. Stupid as fuck.

huntedbyafreak · 22/10/2015 12:48 pm

RRDH wrote:
Scarves with two teams on them. Dont get it. Annoys the piss out of me that we have to commorate playing a decent team by combining a scarf. Id never wear one. Stupid as fuck.

They are pure AIDS

RogerTheAlien · 22/10/2015 4:04 pm

Single teen mothers.

Handed everything including a free house, hunners a quid a week In benefits, right to the top of every list purely cause they were too stupid In no using a condom.

bastards.

RRDH · 22/10/2015 5:42 pm

RogerTheAlien wrote:
Single teen mothers.

Handed everything including a free house, hunners a quid a week In benefits, right to the top of every list purely cause they were too stupid In no using a condom.

bastards.

Hate the player, hate the system, hate the folk who pedal the system.

Foo Kin Twat · 22/10/2015 10:19 pm

lifesanocean wrote:
Foo Kin Twat wrote:
American Drivers. Zero lane discipline. They either weave from lane to lane or they block what should be the fast lane causing you to then be the weaver bird. They all text and call from ther cell phones as if Bluetooth had not been invented and drive all the time drifting across lanes. And these fuckers can guy guns like sweeties tae???!!!

You should bust a cap in their asses.

Tempting! Been bricking it all holiday as got a big 7 seater with only 11 miles on the clock, but just managed to return it unscathed! Phew!!!

huntedbyafreak · 23/10/2015 3:27 pm

RRDH wrote:
RogerTheAlien wrote:
Single teen mothers.

Handed everything including a free house, hunners a quid a week In benefits, right to the top of every list purely cause they were too stupid In no using a condom.

bastards.
Hate the player, hate the system, hate the folk who pedal the system.

is this the Daily Mail website?

Fuck me.

Tek · 23/10/2015 4:27 pm

Bloody hell Rodge.

Bit harsh lad.