People on twitter who think i'm interested in seeing pictures of their cat.

EPL fan boys and Old Firm fans fae Dundee. 

Followed closely by the Stamford Bridge Brigade and the recent uptake in Man City Souvenirs. As if they don't have enough dough. A new £5.1 billion TV deal with Sky & BT thanks to those who pay it rather than pay at the gate in Scotland

People crossing the Kingsway on foot both ways- across from the BMW/Mini Garage heading to or from Tesco call centre i presume

somebody will get knocked down one day FACT and the driver will be made to feel shite because of these cunts

guy last week was lifting his bike over the central reservation -if he drops that, he is creating a car crash causing fucking mayhem

but what are the police doing? making Strathmartine Road to Forfar Road  a 40 -and that shit is carrying on further up the road.

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TEK wrote:

Dog walkers who don't pick up after their animal.

Walking the bairn to school every morning i am constantly having to drag him outta the way.

People letting their dogs go on school paths and swingparks etc.

Manky fucking bastards,shouldnae be allowed to have a dug imo.

Makes my blood boil.

Got to agree after a few months of shitting fields on the verge outside my gate.

                                                                                                                                                            
                     

                                                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                                       



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Street Magician TV shows. Its been done to death, fuck off!

lifesanocean wrote:

Just seen a bloke waiting on the same bus as me at 9:30pm at night with toddler of about 3 years of age. Freezing cold. Bairns should be in bed, dreaming about Christmas especially at that age this time of night. I cannot begin to express how angry this makes me whenever I see it as a parent of young kids. Fucking gadgie bastards.

Dreaming of Christmas...in March?lolz


 

Intimate gigs and radio stations going on about their exclusive intimate gig.

The word exclusive.

Wrapping/packaging 
I know things have to be as damageproof as possible but do we really need to be armed with knife, hacksaw,scissors,wirecutters, hammer and chisel just to unwrap things?
At xmas it got so bad with the kids waiting to play with their toys, while I'm trying no' to get angry being as it's the season of goodwill and all that  what I do now is I open them before xmas, take all the shit off and out of the packaging and make sure I've got the right batteries then re wrap them, saves hours of anger and moaning!
plus it gives my cuts and bruises time to heal before Xmas 
 Edit   And don't get me started on the old c90 cassettes 

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Dog shit on pavey

The English

Politically correct cunts

Posh folk who are posh

Posh folk who are not posh

Queue jumpers

Male kids TV presenters

Loosing commentary on Utd match when you have a good signal and cannae get it to refuckinconnect!

Willie Miller

Willie Miller's voice

Willie Miller's personality

The predictability of what Willie Miller is going to slowly say

Folk that want to be the victim when they are not

Politicians

Religion

Folk who dare to abuse you on the roads but wouldn't dare to on the pavement

Seagulls

Eastenders, soaps, the BBC and the TV liscense

Dees, huns and tims

Scots who support england

Sand in yer swimming trunks

TEK wrote:

Arabnophobia what was the circumstances of your avi?

I see Ricky Ross there beside Bow.Was it a charity game ?

 
No sure TEK.  I picked that because I thought it summed Psycho up. Beyond control and a Scottish football animal.
I was fitba mad as a bairn. I played for 3 teams every week but was the youngest in 2, the youngest being the school team and the oldest the pub team.
Getting wired right in was the only way, hard but fair.  Psycho was not a dirty player, he played the Scottish way better than McGrain or Wooly Mauler,  old McKay that recently passed away, Souness or the wank Brown fae the other side of the street.
Davie Bowman was the best example of hard but fair, proven by his record in Europe where he was never sent off and rarely booked.
Where the pic comes fae I'm no sure bud but I would kill to have a player in oor team the same.

european_bob wrote:

Hipsters

This assault on the ears everytime you walk up Buchanan Street, give me the demented tramp with his tin whistle and mangy dog anyday.

Cringe! Looks like those fuckers have invaded Edinburgh too, but to be expected I suppose with all the touristy sorts through there.

Can add Ed Sheeran wannabes to that list of street busker fannies.
 

european_bob wrote:

Hipsters

This assault on the ears everytime you walk up Buchanan Street, give me the demented tramp with his tin whistle and mangy dog anyday.

 
Looks like affshore and his fed to me lol