Goin tae the match and sittin next tae somebody that speaks non stop aboot work!

doontheroadarab wrote:

I also have 3 females in meh hoose and also suffer from all of the previous problems, ie toothpaste and dishes plus mine leave them in the sink rather than open the door o' the dishwasher, but the one that really fucks me off is the toilet roll enigma,
Where the fuck does lt go to ? Do they just stick their fingers down the tube and just rub ? and how come they always leave one bit on the roll rather than cheenge it,  like that's going to be of any use to anybody !

Or is this only in meh hoose?

Ha ha, the toilet roll ain is brutal, that and empty showed gel in the shower that you notice when you're already in , does my tits in.
 

Andy wrote:

doontheroadarab wrote:

I also have 3 females in meh hoose and also suffer from all of the previous problems, ie toothpaste and dishes plus mine leave them in the sink rather than open the door o' the dishwasher, but the one that really fucks me off is the toilet roll enigma,
Where the fuck does lt go to ? Do they just stick their fingers down the tube and just rub ? and how come they always leave one bit on the roll rather than cheenge it,  like that's going to be of any use to anybody !

Or is this only in meh hoose?

Ha ha, the toilet roll ain is brutal, that and empty showed gel in the shower that you notice when you're already in , does my tits in.
 

The toilet roll one is mental at times. I have not long witnessed the toilet roll being used from where we store them and leaving the old one insitu instead of actually just getting the roll and replacing it on the holder. And it's the easiest holder of them all, just skip off and on.

I think all bathroom related pet pieves are synominous with woman by the looks of it. Gives you some light relief that you're not the only one.
 

Yes.

The toothbrush is mine.

In the supermarket getting loads of stuff and the checkout boy or lassie saying 'dae ye need a bag?'.

Naw pal yir awright,am just gonnae carry my weekly shopping hame ffs.

Radio 1 generally, however Chris Stark is the most annoying thing on it. Gimp.

PC do-gooders who queue up to be offended on behalf of other people who don't give a monkey's!

Today its pulled fuckin pork and pork belly. Its everywhere, good excuse for restaurants to sell shitty stewed meat in a worse sauce. 

Sympathy for that bitch In Bristol who killed her baby. couldn't give a fuck what her mental state was.

Tribunals that fuck Utd over.

TEK wrote:

In the supermarket getting loads of stuff and the checkout boy or lassie saying 'dae ye need a bag?'.

Naw pal yir awright,am just gonnae carry my weekly shopping hame ffs.

I always say naw I'll just juggle them all the way home!

Anyways maybe jist my other half but this gets right on ma tits, speaking to you when your in a different room, I could be sitting in one room with her and she says nothing, make my way into another room and she starts yapping away I can hear the rabid mumblings but I'm fucked if I could work out exactly what she's saying, now that leaves me with a dilemma do I ignore her and pretend I never heard her (and get the you never listen to me speech)
or say, did you say something (and get the you only hear what you want to hear if it was futba you'd hear it ok speech)     
 

 

Boys at Tannadice who stand on the steps speaking at half time and ye can hardly get past them and they dinny move to let ye past when your needing to get a wiz. does my box in