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Hamiltonarab wrote:
TEK wrote:
stobievulture wrote:
squeezing the toothpaste in the middle of the tube (i have 3 females here of varying ages that haven't mastered how to do this properly yet)
Defo a female trait that yin.
Drives me nuts tae.
Yeah, I can add another female to the suspects list on this one. And then they leave the lid open too!
Relief that I'm not the only victim of the double dunter of middle squeeze and unclosed lid.
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Wifie at checkout in supermarket, after hubby has bagged all goods while she chatted to checkout operator, who suddenly realises that payment may be required and then turns handbag inside out and takes about five minutes to find means to settle account.
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5p for a fucking placcy bag??
#BrokenBritain
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Christmas jumpers!!!! See how many we get at the Christmas parties this year.
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That robot cunt Brian off the Confused advert
I would like to bang the cunt who come up with the idea for that advert in the puss.
Never ever thought i would think that a robot could be a cunt.
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Edmond Dantes wrote:
That robot cunt Brian off the Confused advert
I would like to bang the cunt who come up with the idea for that advert in the puss.
Never ever thought i would think that a robot could be a cunt.
Wee Brian's sound IMO.
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TEK wrote:
Edmond Dantes wrote:
That robot cunt Brian off the Confused advert
I would like to bang the cunt who come up with the idea for that advert in the puss.
Never ever thought i would think that a robot could be a cunt.Wee Brian's sound IMO.
Is he fuck ,probably a BNB into the bargain.
Another ane that should be in the CUNT competition
A CUNT
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American-ising British programmes
The Office
House Of Cards
Sherlock (called Elementary)
a bit of dumbing down?
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Edmond Dantes wrote:
American-ising British programmes
The Office
House Of Cards
Sherlock (called Elementary)
a bit of dumbing down?
Did you know that Will and Grace was an Americanisation of Gimme Gimme Gimme with thon Kathy Burke in it?
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huntedbyafreak wrote:
Edmond Dantes wrote:
American-ising British programmes
The Office
House Of Cards
Sherlock (called Elementary)
a bit of dumbing down?
Did you know that Will and Grace was an Americanisation of Gimme Gimme Gimme with thon Kathy Burke in it?
Never watched either -baith shite and contain a bender.
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TEK wrote:
5p for a fucking placcy bag??
#BrokenBritain
Never used, or needed, one for best part of ten years so can't say I've noticed any difference.
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baked potatoes, what a fucking shit food.
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huntedbyafreak wrote:
Edmond Dantes wrote:
American-ising British programmes
The Office
House Of Cards
Sherlock (called Elementary)
a bit of dumbing down?
Did you know that Will and Grace was an Americanisation of Gimme Gimme Gimme with thon Kathy Burke in it?
Debra Messing vs Kathy Burke. Hmmm, tough one...
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Itunes gets on my fucking nerves.
With every fucking update the fucking program gets worse.
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european_bob wrote:
arabugsy wrote:
TEK wrote:
Defo a female trait that yin.
Drives me nuts tae.
Ditto, ditto and ditto.
Missus does this to. Drives me mad.
Nearly everytime I brush my teeth I spend a minute squeezing all the paste up to the front of the tube, totally sad but it has to be done or the world will end.
Simple solution: each have yer ain tube!
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There's no such thing as 'my property' in Chez Tek,Leedsy.
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huntedbyafreak wrote:
Edmond Dantes wrote:
People who can't drive round a roundabout properly especially on dual carriageway.
Straight across -inside lane to inside lane -don't go straight and cut into the outside lane.
And people who don't indicate.People who call circles roundabouts
Haha brilliant mate
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People with weak handshakes.
Particulary men.
If i'm offering you my hand,fucking shake it properly.
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Self service check-outs and the people who are encouraging you to go to one whilst simultaneously doing themselves out a job.
They never work 'please put the item in the bagging area' 'unexpected item in the bagging area'
fuck right off
-get good looking burds back behind the checkouts.
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When a cooked breakfast is generically refered to as an 'English cooked Breakfast' when anywhere outside of England. Had occasions when the odd English person has tried to correct it and say it's an English Breakfast when the establishment has it as Scottish/Irish in the menu!
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TEK wrote:
People with weak handshakes.
Particulary men.
If i'm offering you my hand,fucking shake it properly.
Same here. Some are like shaking hands with an empty rubber glove, damp at that! Yeuch....
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I also have 3 females in meh hoose and also suffer from all of the previous problems, ie toothpaste and dishes plus mine leave them in the sink rather than open the door o' the dishwasher, but the one that really fucks me off is the toilet roll enigma,
Where the fuck does lt go to ? Do they just stick their fingers down the tube and just rub ? and how come they always leave one bit on the roll rather than cheenge it, like that's going to be of any use to anybody !
Or is this only in meh hoose?
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doontheroadarab wrote:
I also have 3 females in meh hoose and also suffer from all of the previous problems, ie toothpaste and dishes plus mine leave them in the sink rather than open the door o' the dishwasher, but the one that really fucks me off is the toilet roll enigma,
Where the fuck does lt go to ? Do they just stick their fingers down the tube and just rub ? and how come they always leave one bit on the roll rather than cheenge it, like that's going to be of any use to anybody !
Or is this only in meh hoose?
There is an ongoing rammy between me and Mrs Tek about her leaving the unwashed dishes in the sink.
Just scrape them and leave them at the side wumin Must have said this 1000+times.
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Another one that happened to me earlier today (and in my experience is nearly always wumin aswell).
Lassie at the ATM taking fucking ages this morning.Must have pressed about 20 different options and done her weekly banking there and then ootside the Tesco Express.
Standing there freezing ma tits aff whilst this halfwit takes all the time in the World (knew i was behind her anaw).
Was only going in for tea bags tae.
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TEK wrote:
Another one that happened to me earlier today (and in my experience is nearly always wumin aswell).
Lassie at the ATM taking fucking ages this morning.Must have pressed about 20 different options and done her weekly banking there and then ootside the Tesco Express.
Standing there freezing ma tits aff whilst this halfwit takes all the time in the World (knew i was behind her anaw).
Was only going in for tea bags tae.
Lol, i didn't want to admit what annoys me incase it gets used against me but i have to laugh at that ane as it does my fuckin head intae