1. Sambas
2. Gravy from Rough and Fraser peh dribbling down your chin
3. Rolled up tully in the back jeans pocket
4. Double denim
5. Unwashed look
6. Love for a X-Factor, Z listed "celebrity" that you pay to sing songs
7. A sense of entitlement of winning hee haw for 42 years but for some reason thinking you are the "big team".
8. Occasional scarf twirling
9. Expertise in the "derry rhumba" which is like a mosh pit but pathetic, actually more like dodgems without the cars singing "derry rummma"
10. Occassional A.S Roma top
11. Ocassional USA flag
12. Singing beautiful sunday as a "wind up"
13. Regular spot at the Ellenbank bar or the maltman
14. Singing about walking down the Provie road or something along those lines
15. Singing about a mouse? moose?
16. Occasional song about Ivano and Dario
17. Speaking about the boy Wighton like he's some sort of Messiah
18. Occasional "he's one of our own" about one of their players.

Have I missed anything else?